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Quotes of Cartoons; South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut [1999] (Usa)

  • Mr. Garrison: ...I'm Sorry Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. (unknown)
  • [In bed together]
    Satan: Is sex the only thing that matters to you?
    Saddam Hussein: I love you. (unknown)
  • Satan: How come you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend I'm somebody else?
    Saddam Hussein: Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I going to pretend you are, Liza Minelli? (unknown)
  • Terrence: You're such a pig-fucker, Phillip!
    Phillip: Terrance, why would you call me a pig-fucker?
    Terrence: Well, let's see. First of all, you fuck pigs.
    Phillip: Oh yeah! (unknown)
  • [Finishing his "Kyle's Mom" song]
    Cartman: Kyle's Mom... She's a big, fat, fuckin' BIIIIIIIIITCH! Who's a fuckin' bitch? Kyle's Mooooooooom! Yeah!
    [Notices Kyle's mom standing behind him]
    Cartman: Oh fuck. (unknown)
  • [Kenny has just died in the hospital]
    Cartman: I bet him he couldn't do it. I bet him a hundred dollars.
    Kyle: It's not your fault, Cartman.
    Cartman: Dude, I know, I'm just fuckin' stoked I don't have to pay him.
    Kyle: Oh, that's real nice! He was your friend, you fat fuck! (unknown)
  • Terrence: Now, Phillip, did you learn something in all this?
    Phillip: I did, Terrence. I learned that you're a boner-biting, dick-fart, fuck-face!
    [they laugh] (unknown)
  • Terrence: Well, Phillip, I hope you've learned something from this whole experience.
    Phillip: I sure have, Terrance. I've learned that you are a boner-biting, dick-fart, fuck face.
    Terrence: [they laugh] Wanna see the northern lights?
    [strikes a match, farts, burns up]
    Phillip: Ha ha ha. You burned yourself to death by lighting your fart. Ha ha ha.
    Terrence: I sure did, Philip! (unknown)
  • Brian Dennehy: Did someone say my name?
    Stan: Who are you?
    Brian Dennehy: I'm Brian Dennehy.
    Kyle: What? No, not fuckin' Brian Dennehy!
    Stan: Get the fuck out of here!
    Brian Dennehy: Oh. Bye. (unknown)
  • Billy Baldwin: [answers the phone] Baldwin residence. No, this is Billy Baldwin. If you want Daniel Baldwin call his extension, stupid!
    [hangs up the phone]
    Billy Baldwin: Hey Alec, you know what sucks about being a Baldwin?
    Alec Baldwin: No, what?
    Billy Baldwin: Nothing! (unknown)
  • Stan: Dude, what the fuck is wrong with German people? (unknown)
  • [demonstrating a "V-Chip" planted into Cartman]
    Dr. Vosknocker: Now, I want you to say "doggy".
    Cartman: Doggy.
    Dr. Vosknocker: [to audience] Notice, that nothing happens.
    [to Cartman]
    Dr. Vosknocker: Now, say "Montana".
    Cartman: Montana.
    Dr. Vosknocker: Good. Now, "pillow".
    Cartman: Pillow.
    Dr. Vosknocker: All right. Now I want you to say "horse fucker".
    Mrs. Cartman: Go on, honey. It's all right.
    Cartman: Horse fu...
    [gets shocked by the V-chip]
    Cartman: That hurts, goddamnit!
    [gets shocked again]
    Dr. Vosknocker: Now I want you to say "big floppy donkey dick".
    Cartman: No!
    Dr. Vosknocker: [to audience] Success! The child doesn't want to swear!
    Cartman: This isn't fair, you sons of bi...
    [gets shocked repeatedly] (unknown)
  • Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
    Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
    Cartman: Jew?
    Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck". You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat ass!
    Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
    Cartman: Why the fuck not?
    Mr. Garrison: Eric!
    Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
    Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
    Kenny: Fuck!
    Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
    Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.
    Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
    Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
    Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
    Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was...
    [picks up a megaphone]
    Cartman: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARRISON?
    Stan: Holy shit, dude. (unknown)
  • Cartman: See, it doesn't hurt anyone! Fuck, fuckety, fuck, fuck, fuck. (unknown)
  • Sheila Broflovski: What the heck is a rimjob?
    Mrs. Cartman: Why, that's where you put your legs behind your head and let someone lick your ass. (unknown)
  • Cartman: Hey Stan, tell them about the part where Terrence calls Phillip a testicle shitting rectal wart. (unknown)
  • Terrence: [after singing and a few seconds of silence] Suck my balls (unknown)
  • [for no reason]
    Eric Cartman: I hate you Kenny. (unknown)
  • The Mole: You MUST shut of the alarms! I fucking hate guard dogs!
    Cartman: Yeah, I heard you the first time you British piece of shit.
    [gets shocked by the V-chip]
    Cartman: Owww! (unknown)
  • [to Phillip]
    Terrence: This is worse than the time when I fell asleep and you put your dick in my mouth and took a picture. (unknown)
  • Brooke Shields: I once farted on the set of Blue Lagoon. (unknown)
  • Stan: [singing] The sun is shining and the grass is green. / Under the three feet of snow, I mean. (unknown)
  • Newscaster: It's been six weeks since Saddam Hussein was killed by a pack of wild boars and the world is still glad to be rid of him. (unknown)
  • Cartman: That movie has warped my fragile little mind. (unknown)
  • Mr. Mackey: I guess I'll have to send a warning letter out to parents before more children see Terrence & Phillip.
    Cartman: Everybody's fucking seen it.
    Mrs. Cartman: Eric!
    Cartman: I'm sorry I can't help myself. That movie has warped my fragile little mind. (unknown)
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