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Quotes of Cartoons; South park [1997] (Usa)
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Mr. Garrison: It's been brought to my attention that fourth graders might be too old for Mr. Hat.
Kyle: Two year olds are too old for Mr. Hat. (unknown)
Fat Abbott: Hey, hey, what's shakin' Rudy?
Rudy: Man, Fat Abbott. You need to lose weight.
Fat Abbott: I lose weight when I feel like it bitch. Shut your bitch ass mouth, ho. (unknown)
Stan: Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty. (unknown)
Cartman: I'm gonna be on television. I'm gonna be on television.
Stan: We don't believe for a minute that you won that contest fairly, fat boy.
Cartman: Oh, stop defending your girlfriend for writing about some stupid fish.
Stan: Dude, dolphins aren't stupid. They're inteligent and friendly.
Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonaise.
Stan: Dolphins are way smarter than you.
Cartman: Oh, yeah? If they're so smart, how come they live in igloos?
Stan: Dude, that's not dolphins, that's Eskimos.
Cartman: Dolphins, Eskimos, it's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippie crap. (unknown)
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Chef: I've seen this kind of thing before. It's the living dead. Observe.
[pulls a patient's arm off]
Eye Doctor: Mr. Phillips was in here for a routine exam. (unknown)
[Repeated line]
Stan: Dude, this is pretty
[bleep]
Stan: ed up right here. (unknown)
Stan: Guys, we have no choice. We're gonna have to move away. Environmental activists don't use logic or reason. (unknown)
Stan: We're not getting on, you fat ugly bitch.
Mrs. Crabtree: [shouting] What did you say?
Stan: I said, "We're not getting on, you fat ugly bitch."
Mrs. Crabtree: Oh.
Kyle: Whoa, dude.
Stan: I always wondered if that would work. (unknown)
Kenny: Mmmmf mmmf mmmmmf mmmmmmm mmmmf mmmmf mmmmmmmmf mmmf.
Stan: Totally, dude.
Kyle: Good point, man. (unknown)
Cartman: Kenny's family is so poor, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage. (unknown)
Cartman: See, this is what we call an all-you-can-eat buffet. Here you can eat all you want for just $6.99. That why everyone comes here on Tuesday nights, except for Kenny's family because for them, $6.99 is two year's income. (unknown)
Cartman: Wendy, you are to get me the Yellow Mega Man. Which was supposed to be a gift given by Kenny, but Kenny has been turned into a duckbill platypus. (unknown)
Mr. Slave: Oooh, Jesuth Christht. (unknown)
Cartman: This book was pretty good. I give it a B-.
Mr. Garrison: And I give you an F, now sit down.
Cartman: Ah, son of a bitch. (unknown)
Chef: There's a time and place for everything- and it's called college. (unknown)
Santa Claus: [after gunning down an Iraqi henchman] I couldn't do it. I couldn't let him live. He shocked Santa's balls. (unknown)
Cartman: Shut up, you guys. She said she was young and needed the money.
Kyle: Dude, those pictures were taken last month. (unknown)
Cartman: Don't worry, Tweek. Your family can go on welfare. Kenny's family's on welfare and they're happy, isn't that right, Kenny?
Kenny: [muffled] Fuck you. (unknown)
Big Gay Al: Say, are you parents gonna stand around here all night? This meeting is for scouts only you silly gooses. (unknown)
Mr. Garrison: Mr. Slave, did you finish taking attendance?
Mr. Slave: All done-sy wun-sy. (unknown)
Mr. Garrison: [returning from the bathroom] I must have caught the flu from Kenny. I've got the green apple splatters. (unknown)
Satan: Saddam. But... I killed you.
Saddam Hussein: Well where was I supposed to go, Detroit? (unknown)
Mr. Garrison: Now we can sell all their homes and become millionaires.
Jimbo: But then you had us do all that for nothing. Don't you see, if you get rich selling these homes then there will still be rich people in South Park.
Randy Marsh: Yeah, you'd become what you hate.
Mr. Garrison: Well yeah, but at least I got rid of all those damn ni...
[credits roll] (unknown)
Mr. Slave: Kids, let's keep it down for study group, or else Mr. Garrison is going to punish me. (unknown)
Terrance: I'm going to put on a pirate costume.
[doorbell rings]
Delivery Man: Special delivery for Terrance.
Philip: I'll take that.
Delivery Man: Sign here, and here, and here, and here, and here... and here.
Philip: Oh Terrance, you got a letter.
Terrance: Shiver me timbers Philip. At this rate I'll never get to my Kraft dinner. (unknown)
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