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Quotes of Cartoons; South park [1997] (Usa)
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Cartman: Oh, this is a democratic boy band, is it? (unknown)
Cartman: Well God, I guess you got me again, didn't you? Yeah, that was a good one, God. Hope it made you laugh, you sick bastard. (unknown)
Mr. Garrison: Anyway, children, as I was saying, the Hare Krishna's are totally gay. (unknown)
Stan: Yeah well, I'll kick your ass so hard you'll wish you... never had it... to begin with. Your ass, I mean. (unknown)
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Mr. Garrison: Who knows what a can food drive is?
Eric Cartman: Isn't that where they cut open a chick's stomach to get the baby out?
Mr. Garrison: No that's a caesarian section, Eric, but remember there are no stupid questions, just stupid people. (unknown)
Timmy: TIMAH. (unknown)
Kenny: MMffm mmfmm mmmfmmm.
Stan: You can say that agian, Kenny.
Kenny: MMffm mmfmm mmmfmmm. (unknown)
[Cartman's favorite "psalm"]
Cartman: It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation. (unknown)
Uncle Jimbob: C'mon Ned. We have to get our asses to the bookie. (unknown)
Mrs. Broflovski: WhatwhatWHAT? (unknown)
Tweek: But what if I'm trying to put on the nose, the snowman comes alive and tries to kill me?
Stan: Tweek, when has that ever happened, except for that one time? (unknown)
Kyle: Michael Bay gets to keep making movies and Cartman gets his own theme park; there is no God. (unknown)
Chef's Father: Dammit, monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy. (unknown)
Stan: Maybe you have brain cancer.
Eric Cartman: You think so?
Kyle Broflovski: Don't get cancer on the ladder, Cartman. You might fall off and break it. (unknown)
Cartman: Why don't we all sing, "Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch" in D-minor? (unknown)
Pip: Oh Eric, I didn't get an invitation.
Eric Cartman: Hmm, what could I have done with Pip's invitation? Pip's invitation... Pip's invitation... Oh, I remember. I shoved it up my ass. That's right. I wrote it up, put in an envelope, sealed it, and
[bloop]
Eric Cartman: shoved it right up my ass, forever ruining any chance of you coming to my birthday party. Sorry, Pip ol' chap. (unknown)
Cartman: All right, look. I didn't want to have to say this, but i think maybe we're not seeing heaven is because one of us doesn't believe in it enough.
Kyle: Huh?
Cartman: Heaven could be like the pixie fairies of bubblegum forrest. you only see them if you really believe it them.
Stan: What?
Cartman: You know, maybe where not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O?
[pause]
Kyle: What does me being a jew have to do with anything? (unknown)
Cartman: Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding. (unknown)
[the boys are outside building a snowman]
Stan: I have a button we can use for his nose.
Kenny: [Mumbling]
Kyle: What would we use a marble-sack for? (unknown)
Eric Cartman: You guys are hella stupid.
Stan: Why do you keep saying 'hella", Cartman?
Eric Cartman: 'Cuz I'm hella cool, that's why. (unknown)
Timmy: GOBBLES. (unknown)
Eric Cartman: Oh sweet. The "Life-Sized Blow-up Antonio Banderas Love Doll." What a cool Christmas present. (unknown)
Stan: Well, at least my mom's not on the cover of "Crack Whore" magazine.
Eric Cartman: God damn it, my mom's not on the cover of "Crack Whore" magazine. (unknown)
Eric Cartman: I'm not fat, I just haven't grown into my body yet you skinny bitch.
Mr. Garrison: Eric. If you call Wendy a bitch one more time I'm sending you to the principal's office.
[beat]
Eric Cartman: Bitch.
Mr. Garrison: That's it Eric, you...
Eric Cartman: I'm going. (unknown)
Death Camp Guard: [Nazi voice] Here, you vill be subjected to veeks of torture.
Mr. Slave: Ooh, this sounds like it could be fun. (unknown)
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