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Quotes of Cartoons; South park [1997] (Usa)
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Cartman: The fireman is very magical. If you rub his helmet, he spits in your eye. (unknown)
Cartman: If some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like, "Hey. Why don't you stop... dressing me up like a mailman... a-and making me dance for you... while you go and... smoke crack in your bedroom... and have sex with... some guy... I don't even know. On my dad's bed."
[Long pause]
Stan: Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?
Cartman: I'm just saying you're just a little wuss, that's all. (unknown)
Chef: [singing] Say everybody have you seen my balls/They're big and salty and brown./If you ever need a quick pick-me-up./Just put my balls in your mouth./Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls (Stick 'em in your mouth)/Put 'em in your mouth and you suck 'em and you suck 'em. (unknown)
Cartman: You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.
Stan: Jesus, Cartman.
Cartman: Well, I'm just sayn', man, seriously, don't mess with kitty, man. (unknown)
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Ned: Are fireworks legal in Mexico?
Jimbo: Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way. (unknown)
Cartman: I love you guys... eh, screw you guys. (unknown)
Cartman: It's Christmas. We officially missed it. It's Christmas Day and I'm in Canada.
Kyle: Yeah, but I got my brother back.
Cartman: Yeah, you got your brother back but I didn't get any presents. And what did I tell you, Kyle? I told you if we didn't make it back in time for Christmas I was gonna whoop your ass, didn't I? Now you're gonna get it, motherfucker. That's it, you and me. Right now. We're having it out. Come on. Come on.
[Kyle slaps Cartman]
Cartman: WAAAAAAAH. WAAAAAAAAH. MOOOOOOM. MOOOOOOM. (unknown)
Stan: You guys, I'm getting that John Elway football helmet for Christmas.
Cartman: How do you know?
Stan: 'Cause I looked in my parents' closet last night.
Cartman: Yeah, well I sneaked around my mum's closet too and saw what I'm getting. The Ultravibe Pleasure 2000.
Stan: What's that?
Cartman: I don't know but it sounds pretty sweet. (unknown)
Cartman: I'm not fat, I'm big-boned.
Stan: No, Jay Leno's chin is big-boned. You are a big fat ass. (unknown)
Cartman: I'm not fat, I'm festively plump. (unknown)
Mr. Garrison: Stan, are you paying attention?
Stan: Yes, Mr. Garrison.
Mr. Garrison: Well then, Stanley, what did I just say?
Stan: [pause] Um, you said that even though Charo appeared 12 times on the Love Boat, the episode with Captain and Tennille got higher ratings.
Mr. Garrison: Well, okay, I suppose you were paying attention.
Kyle: [whispers] Good guess dude.
Stan: [whispers] Phew. (unknown)
Officer Barbrady: Hey, aren't you boys supposed to be in school?
Stan: It's Saturday.
Officer Barbrady: No excuses. Move along. (unknown)
Chef: [sings to Thriller beat as a zombie] I'm gonna make love even when I'm dead / Your body might get cold, but it's always hot in my bed / Make love, don't you be afraid / Just because my heart ain't beating, it don't mean you won't get laid. (unknown)
Chef: [as a singing zombie] I'm gonna make love, even when i'm dead! (unknown)
Kyle: Wanna know what I think?
Stan: What?
Kyle: [farts] (unknown)
Butters: I don't want to do it if it hurts or if it makes you get all sticky. (unknown)
Interviewer: So, are you guys as anti-Semitic as some might believe?
Matt Stone: You know, a lot of people have accused South Park of anti-Semitism, but I'm Jewish, and so I can say with some certainty that I am not anti-Semitic.
Trey Parker: I am, however. (unknown)
Cartman: The rest of you go get the goods on Stan. His mom grounded him once for setting something on fire. Let's find out what that something was and then lie and say it was a puppy. (unknown)
Kyle: All animals kill, and the animals that don't kill are stupid ones like cows and turtles and stuff. (unknown)
Stan: Dude, we don't have any musical talent.
Cartman: That didn't stop any of the other boy bands, dumbass! (unknown)
Cartman: Kenny said in hell people speak Spanish and the water there gives you diarrhea. (unknown)
Mayor: An animated Christmas card? Kids, that just might be the dumbest idea I've ever heard, ever! (unknown)
Towelie: I'm so high man, I don't think I can take it. (unknown)
Cartman: Stan, you need to lay off the cough syrup, all right, seriously. I'm worried about you man. (unknown)
Mr. Garrison: Well spank my ass and call me "Charlie", it looks like we have two A's. (unknown)
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