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Quotes of Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004] (Usa)
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Shrek: [to Donkey] For five minutes, can you not be yourself? (unknown)
Chef: Bon apptit!
Donkey: Oh, Mexican food! My favorite. (unknown)
Shrek: Do you still know the Muffin Man? (unknown)
[Shrek, Fiona, Fiona's Mum and Dad and Donkey are arguing at the table]
Queen: Harold!
Princess Fiona: Shrek!
Shrek: Fiona...
King: Fiona!
Princess Fiona: Mum!
Queen: Harold!
Donkey: [happily] Donkey! (unknown)
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Puss-in-Boots: [to Shrek] I too was concocting this very same plan, already our minds are becoming one! (unknown)
Donkey: [repeatedly] Are we there yet? (unknown)
Fairy Godmother: Harold, you have forced me to do something I really don't want to do.
King: What... Where are we?
Fast Food Clerk: Well, hi there! Welcome to Medieval Friar. May I take your order?
Fairy Godmother: My diet is ruined. I hope you're happy! (unknown)
Shrek: Hi. I'm here to see...
Receptionist: The Fairy Godmother? I'm sorry, she's not here right now.
Fairy Godmother: [on intercom] Jerome! Coffee and a Monte Cristo! Now! (unknown)
Donkey: Shrek and I drank this potion and now... we're sexy! (unknown)
Shrek: Working hard? Or hardly working? (unknown)
Donkey: [running ahead of giant gingerbread man] Run, run as fast as you can! (unknown)
Donkey: [after turning back into a donkey] Aaaaaaw.
Shrek: You still look like a noble steed to me. (unknown)
Puss-in-Boots: [trying to convince Shrek not to neuter him] Please, no, por favor, por favor, please no, I implore you. I was doing it for my family! My mother she's sick and my father he lives off the garbage. The king offered me much money and I have a little brother... (unknown)
Donkey: I'm a stallion, baby! (unknown)
Donkey: [carriage runs over Donkey] Oh, God! help me, please! My racing days are over! I'm blind! I'm blind! Tell the truth. Will I ever be able to play the violin again? (unknown)
Donkey: [final line during the extra part in the credits] I'm going to have to get a job. (unknown)
Fairy Godmother: Your fallen tears have called to me, so here comes my sweet remedy. I know what every princess needs for her to live life happily. With... just a wave of my magic wand your troubles will soon be gone. With a flick of the wrist in just a flash, you land a prince with a ton of cash, A high priced dress made by mice no less! Some crystal glass pumps and almost dressed! Worries will vanish your soul will cleanse Confide in your very own furniture friends We'll help you set a new fashion trend! I'll make you fancy, I'll make you great! The kind of gal a prince would date They'll write your name on the bathroom wall MALE VOICE: For happy ever after- give Fiona a call! A sporty carriage to ride in style. A sexy man-boy chauffer Kyle. Vanish your blemishes, tooth decay... celulite thighs will fade away A hool and a hey! Have a Bichon Frise And oh, what the hey... have a Bichon Frise! Nip and tuck here and there, to land that prince with the perfect hair. Lipstick liners, shadow blush! to get that prince with a sexy tush. Lucky day, hunk buffet For the lipstick a roll in the hay You can spoon on the moon with the prince to this tune Don't be drab, you'll be fab Your prince will have rock-hard abs Cheese souflee Valentine's Day? Have some chicken fricassee - chorus (unknown)
Donkey: I don't wanna die...! I don't wanna DIE! Oh sweet sister mother of mercy... I'm melting...! I'm MEEELTIIING!
Shrek: It's just the rain, Donkey. (unknown)
Puss-in-Boots: Today, I repay my debt...
[soldiers surround Puss as he slowly draws his weapon]
Puss-in-Boots: En garde! (unknown)
Shrek: I'll kill that cat! (unknown)
Fairy Godmother: Remember, happiness is just a teardrop away... (unknown)
Donkey: Real smooth, Shrek. "I'm an ogre!"
[imitates Shrek growling] (unknown)
Donkey: It's gonna be champagne wishes and caviar dreams from now on. (unknown)
Donkey: You got a puppy? All I got in my room was shampoo. (unknown)
Gingerbread Man: I hate these ball shows. They bore me to tears! Flip over to Wheel of Torture.
Pinocchio: I'm not flipping anywhere, Sir, until I see Shrek and Fiona. (unknown)
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