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Quotes of Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004] (Usa)
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Donkey: [as he stands on an elevated stage with a mike] Puss and Donkey, y'all. (unknown)
King: So I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would be...
Shrek: Ogres! Yes!
Queen: Not that there's anything wrong with that. Right, Harold?
King: Oh, no, no. Of course not! That's assuming you don't eat your own young.
Princess Fiona: Dad!
Shrek: Oh, no, we usually prefer the ones who have been locked away in the tower.
Princess Fiona: Shrek, please!
King: I only did that because I love her!
Shrek: Oh, yeah! Daycare or dragon-guarded castle! (unknown)
Gingerbread Man: Fire up the ovens, Muffin Man! We got a big order to fill. (unknown)
Puss-in-Boots: Ah-ha-ha!...
[cough - hack - cough]
Puss-in-Boots: He he... Hairball.
Donkey: Oh, that is nasty! (unknown)
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Puss-in-Boots: I must hold on before I too go mad.
Pinocchio: Shrek? Donkey?
Puss-in-Boots: Too late. (unknown)
Donkey: Then this fool went off and had a party, and they all starting trying to pin a tail on me. Then they all got drunk, and started hitting me with sticks, yelling "Pi¤ata! Pi¤ata!" What the hell is a pi¤ata, anyway? (unknown)
Donkey: I mean, how good looking could this Prince Charming guy be anyway?
The Ugly Stepsister: Are you kiddin'? He's gorgeous! His face looks like it was carved by angels.
Puss-in-Boots: Hmmm... he sounds dreamy. (unknown)
Mongo: [drowning] Be good. (unknown)
Shrek: [about the trumpeters and messenger who gave Shrek and Fiona the invitation] How do you explain Sgt. Pompous and the Fancy Pants Club Band? (unknown)
Cedric: Can I help you, your majesty?
King: Ah, yes, um... Mmm, exquisite. What do you call this dish?
Cedric: That would be the dog's breakfast, your majesty.
King: Ah, yes! Very good, uh... Carry on, Cedric. (unknown)
Gingerbread Man: IT'S ALIVE! (unknown)
Shrek: Aww, look at him, in his wee lil' boots! (unknown)
[after discovering Shrek must kiss his true love for his transformation to be permanent]
Girl #1: I can be your true love!
Girl #2: I can be your true love!
Girl #3: I can be true... enough! (unknown)
[Shrek has grabbed Puss-in-boots]
Donkey: Let's neuter him right now! Give him the Bob Barker treatment! (unknown)
Shrek: Oh, look! A little cat.
[Puss-in-boots brandishes his sword]
Donkey: Look out, Shrek, he got a piece! (unknown)
[Shrek is depressed because Fiona's father wants to kill him]
Donkey: Oh, don't feel bad, Shrek. Almost everybody who meets you wants to kill you. (unknown)
[Shrek steals two noblemen's clothes]
Shrek: Thank you, gentlemen. Someday I will repay you, unless of course I can't find you, or if I forget. (unknown)
[hanging from Fairy Godmother's feet and looking up]
Pig: I see London, I see France... (unknown)
Puss-in-Boots: Fear me, if you dare. (unknown)
Donkey: [to Puss] If we ever need an expert on licking ourselves, we'll give you a call. (unknown)
[to handsome Shrek]
Girl #1: You look tense. Do you need me to rub your shoulders?
Girl #2: I wanna rub his shoulders!
Girl #3: Now I don't have anything to rub! (unknown)
Puss-in-Boots: Sorry. I thought that question was directed at me. (unknown)
[after Shrek, Donkey and Puss stumble upon a factory with multi-colored smokestacks]
Donkey: It's the old Keebler place! (unknown)
Queen: Oh, stop being such a drama king! (unknown)
[upon arriving at Far Far Away]
Shrek: We are definitly not in the swamp anymore. (unknown)
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