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Quotes of Cartoons; Shrek [2001] (Usa)

  • Shrek: Donkey, two things okay? Shut... up. (unknown)
  • Donkey: So where is this fire-breathin' pain in the neck, anyway?
    Shrek: In the tower, waiting for us to rescue her.
    Donkey: I was talkin' about the dragon, Shrek. (unknown)
  • Shrek: That'll do, Donkey. That'll do. (unknown)
  • Donkey: Shrek, I'm looking down. (unknown)
  • Donkey: Don't look down, don't look down, don't look down. Keep on moving, don't look down... (unknown)
  • Donkey: I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt, too. Those stairs won't know which way they're going. (unknown)
  • Donkey: Shrek, you know how ogres have layers?
    Shrek: Oh, aye?
    Donkey: Well, donkeys don't have no layers. We wear our fear right there on our sleeves.
    Shrek: But Donkey, donkeys don't wear sleeves.
    Donkey: You know what I mean.
    Shrek: You can't tell me you're afraid of heights?
    Donkey: No, I'm just uncomfortable about being on a rickety bridge, over a *boiling lake of lava*. (unknown)
  • Shrek: Sure it's big enough... but look at the location. (unknown)
  • Donkey: Man, you gotta warn somebody before you crack one like that. My mouth was open and everything.
    Shrek: Donkey, if that was me, you'd be dead. That's brimstone... we must be getting close
    Donkey: Yeah, right, brimstone, don't be talking about no brimstone. I know what I smelt and it wasn't no brimstone and it didn't come off no stone neither. (unknown)
  • Shrek: Ogres are like onions.
    Donkey: They stink?
    Shrek: Yes. No.
    Donkey: Oh, they make you cry.
    Shrek: No.
    Donkey: Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
    Shrek: NO. Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
    [sighs]
    Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions. (unknown)
  • Donkey: Okay, let me get this straight: you gonna go fight a dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad'll give you back your swamp, which you only don't have 'cos he filled it full of freaks in the first place, is that about right? (unknown)
  • Shrek: Thank you, thank you very much. I'm here 'til Thursday. Try the veal. (unknown)
  • Lord Farquaad: What's that? It's hideous.
    Shrek: Well, that's not very nice.
    [looks at Donkey]
    Shrek: It's just a donkey. (unknown)
  • Lord Farquaad: Some of you may die, but its a sacrifice I'm willing to make. (unknown)
  • Shrek: All right, you're going the right way for a smack bottom. (unknown)
  • Donkey: I just know, before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitchin'. (unknown)
  • Puppets at the Information Center: [singing] / Welcome to Duloc / Such a perfect town / Here we have some rules / Let us lay them down / Don't make waves / Stay in line / And we'll get along fine / Duloc is a perfect place / Please keep off of the grass / Shine your shoes / Wipe your... FACE. / Duloc is, Duloc is / Duloc is a perfect... place.
    Donkey: Wow. Let's do that again. (unknown)
  • Shrek: Do you think he's maybe compensating for something? (unknown)
  • Magic Mirror: Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy. (unknown)
  • Lord Farquaad: Evening. Mirror, mirror, on the wall / Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all?
    Magic Mirror: Well, technically, you're not a king.
    Lord Farquaad: Thelonius?
    [Thelonius the Executioner smashes a small looking glass]
    Magic Mirror: [nervous] Er, I mean you're not a king YET... (unknown)
  • Lord Farquaad: Tell me where are the others.
    Gingerbread Man: Eat me. (unknown)
  • Lord Farquaad: Run, run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man.
    Gingerbread Man: You're a monster. (unknown)
  • Little Pig: He hooffed unt he poooffed unt he... signed an eviction notice. (unknown)
  • Shrek: Oh, no no no no. Dead broad OFF the table... (unknown)
  • Donkey: This'll be fun. We'll stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning... I'm making waffles. (unknown)
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