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Ernie: Syke's Whale Wash. You get a whale of a wash and the price... eh... is really really low. (unknown)
Crazy Joe: [stops closing credits] Hey! Hey, you see this guy here?
[taps crew member name]
Crazy Joe: He hardly worked on the film at all! Always on the phone - yakking, yakking, yakking! (unknown)
Bernie: [Ernie just lost at the "Sharkslayer" videogame] You're not doing it right! I told you!
Ernie: I'm doing it!
Bernie: X, circle, X X, double left square, right trigger down, square, square.
Ernie: Oh, double square! Respect!
Bernie: Respect! (unknown)
Oscar: Sometimes I just be coughing for nothin'! (unknown)
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Luca: Be there, if you don't wanna see her sleepin' with the fishes. The dead ones. Now nod your head if you understand... Now tell me if you nodded your head. (unknown)
Katie Current: The shark slayer has done it again, this time luring two sharks into his death trap of hygiene. (unknown)
Katie Current: You've lost everything you've lied so hard to achieve. (unknown)
Shortie #1: You so broke your bologna has no first name. (unknown)
Sykes: Now I have to pay Don Lino protection, so everything you owe me, you owe him.
Oscar: How do you figure that?
Sykes: Simple, the food chain.
[Pulls out chart]
Sykes: On top there's Don Lino, there's me, there's regular fish...
Oscar: And that's me.
Sykes: No. There's plankton, there's single-celled amoebas...
Oscar: And then me.
Sykes: I'm getting there, I'm getting there... There's coral, there's rocks, there's whale poop, and then there's you.
Oscar: That's messed up. (unknown)
Oscar: You tell Don Lame-o that I don't ever, ever, ever, never ever want to see another shark around this reef again! Ever! Remember this name: Oscar the Sharkslayer! (unknown)
Crazy Joe: [during closing credits] Man! Did you see what's playing next door? Woo-hoo! Kinky! (unknown)
Giuseppe: It's a terrible thing. Everyone loved Frankie. May whoever did this die a thousand deaths. May his stinking, maggot-covered corpse rot in the fiery depths of Hell.
Don Lino: Thank you for your kind thoughts, Guiseppe. (unknown)
Frankie: [dying] Lenny, is that you?
Lenny: I'm here, Frankie.
Frankie: Come closer.
Lenny: What is it, Frankie?
Frankie: I feel so cold.
Lenny: That's just because we're cold-blooded.
[Frankie slaps Lenny]
Lenny: Ow!
Frankie: Moron.
[dies] (unknown)
Katie Current: Now that you're the Sharkslayer, does this mean you're leaving your job at the whale wash?
Oscar: Please, I hardly work here now. (unknown)
Angie: You could you lie to me, Oscar? Me?
Oscar: Don't take it personally, Angie. I lied to everybody. (unknown)
Sykes: Ernie! Bernie! Find the deepest, darkest hole in the ocean, then dig deeper and bury him him in it. (unknown)
Lenny: Hi, I'm Lenny. Ooh! Little buddy, did I scare you? (unknown)
Shrimp: You got served! (unknown)
Lola: Listen, Baby, I know I was a bad girl, but you'd have to be crazy not to take me back.
Crazy Joe: Did someone say crazy? (unknown)
Oscar: Hi, I'm Oscar - you might think you know me, but you have no idea! Welcome to my crib - the good life, the way the other half lives! Check it out, I got my 60-inch high-def plasma TV with six-speaker surround, CD, DVD, Playstation and an eight-track for one of those days when you're feeling just a little weeka-weeka-weeka OLD SCHOOL, ha ha ha! Coz even a superstar Mac-daddy like me has to have the basic necessities! (unknown)
Oscar: Sykes! My brother from another mother! (unknown)
Don Feinberg: [singing] I could fly high as an eagle, if you are the wind beneath my wings... (unknown)
Don Feinberg: Any requests? How about that Titanic song?
[the sharks moan and groan their dissent] (unknown)
Oscar: AHHH! Okay, everybody go home to your loved ones - spend the last few hours that you have with each other! (unknown)
[Frankie starts humming the Jaws tune]
Lenny: That song gives me the creeps!
Frankie: What do ya mean? It's our theme song!
[the Jaws tune starts to play, and the opening credits roll] (unknown)
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