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Quotes of Cartoons; Shark Tale [2004] (Usa)

  • Ernie: Oscar!
    Bernie: Did you kill him?
    Oscar: Yeah, Yeah. Exactly how it looked; that's how it is. (unknown)
  • Don Lino: I tell you what's what, and what?
    Sykes: What?
    Don Lino: What what?
    Sykes: What what nothin'. You said what first.
    Don Lino: I didn't say what first.
    Sykes: You said "and then what?' and I said "what?'
    Don Lino: No, I said what, what?
    [pause]
    Sykes: ...You said what first. (unknown)
  • Angie: What did you expect? You just take credit for killing a shark and then everything would be fine and dandy?
    Oscar: Well... yeah. (unknown)
  • Angie: Sometimes, I wanna take your big, dumb, dummy head, and just... nyhhhh!
    [makes pounding motions] (unknown)
  • [Oscar has just prised his way out of a shark's jaw and is striking a manly pose for the crowds]
    Oscar: Are you not entertained?
    [the crowd cheers]
    Oscar: You Can't Handle The Truth!
    [the crowd cheers]
    Oscar: You had me at hello!
    [the crowd cheers] (unknown)
  • Lola: The only thing I like more than money is... revenge. (unknown)
  • Lenny: Mom says it's not okay to hit!
    Frankie: Mom ain't here. (unknown)
  • Angie: You don't have to live at the top of the reef to be somebody. (unknown)
  • Oscar: He trips underwater. Now who in the halibut trips underwater? And by the way, on what? (unknown)
  • Oscar: Ernie! Bernie! My jellyfish brothers! Booyakah! (unknown)
  • Lola: Deep down, I'm really superficial. (unknown)
  • Shrimp: [trying to sob his way out of being eaten] Its true, its true! And the other thing is, my sister had a baby and I took it over after she passed away and the baby lost all its legs and arms and now its just a stump but I take care of it with my wife and... and its growing and its fairly happy... and its difficult because I'm working a second shift at the factory to put food on the table but all the love that I see in that little guy's face it makes it worth it in the end. True story. (unknown)
  • Don Lino: [on phone with Oscar] Shut up? Shut up? You don't tell *me* shut up, I tell *you* shut up!
    [hears phone dialing]
    Don Lino: What?
    Luca: Hi, how you doing? I'll have a large pie, everything on it...
    Don Lino: Luca!
    Luca: Oh... Uh, hi, Boss! What're you doing working at a pizza joint?
    Don Lino: [shouts] Get off the phone!
    Luca: But I'm hungry.
    [hangs up] (unknown)
  • Great White #2: [looking at Lenny when they think he's a dolphin] Look, he's got dolphin muscle!
    Great White #3: My Uncle Vito got whacked by one of those! (unknown)
  • Oscar: You dig, dawg?
    Lenny: Dig dawg... , dawg dig, dig dawg, yeah, yo diggy dog! (unknown)
  • Ernie: [pretending to be Lola, put mustard and ketchup on a hot dog on a stick so it looks like a face] You're a nobody!
    Bernie: [pretending to be Oscar, also put mustard and ketchup on a hot dog on a stick so it looks like a face] No wait! Lola! I'm not a nobody! I'm a weiner! (unknown)
  • Lenny: Here I come! Ta-da! I'm Sabastian! The whale washing dolphin!
    [makes clicking noises] (unknown)
  • Angie: Okay, somebody needs to get me out of the bubble. TODAY. (unknown)
  • Don Lino: [record skips] Luca! Please!
    Luca: [fixes record, Baby Got Back comes on]
    Don Lino, Sykes: [look over at Luca]
    Luca: [fixes record again] Heh heh... Funny boss, eh? Big butts? (unknown)
  • Shrimp: Say 'ello to my little friends! (unknown)
  • Oscar: Yippee-ki-yay... (unknown)
  • Ernie: Sykes' Whale Wash... and the price... oh!
    Sykes: It's "Sykes Whale Wash; And the price..."Oh My Gosh!'" (unknown)
  • Ernie: Hello, Sykes' Whale Wash; And the price...
    [Sees Don Lino chasing Oscar]
    Ernie: OH MY GOSH!
    Bernie: Hey, you got it right. (unknown)
  • Oscar: I'm not really a shark slayer...
    Crazy Joe: [remorseful] And I'm not a financial advisor! (unknown)
  • Sykes: My brother, my player, the shark-slayer! (unknown)
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