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Quotes of Cartoons; Robots [2005]

  • Ratchet: [as he is begging Bigweld not to fire him] The lies I've told! The lives I've ruined! Wait... this isn't helping me! (unknown)
  • Ratchet: [after he's hit Bigweld over the head with the telephone] I'm as crazy as my mother! (unknown)
  • Bigweld: Gasket, you're a sick, twisted, evil robot.
    Madame Gasket: I try. (unknown)
  • Rodney Copperbottom: When was the last time you got oiled?
    Fender: Yeah, I can't really answer that in front of my kid sister. (unknown)
  • Bigweld: [while being repaired by Rodney, ? la 2001: A Space Odyssey]
    [sings]
    Bigweld: Daaaisy... Daaaaissy... Giive mee yoour aaaanswer truuuue. (unknown)
  • Aunt Fanny: [pushes Rodney into wall with large backside] Where's your friend, dear?
    Fender: He's been rear-ended. (unknown)
  • Rodney Copperbottom: Well, then why is she called Aunt Fanny?
    Fender: Couldn't call her Aunt Booty. (unknown)
  • Mrs. Copperbottom: I told you I'd find him! It's a mother's instinct.
    Herb Copperbottom: What instinct? He left us a note, "I'm leaving, I'll be at the train station." (unknown)
  • Fender: Well, good luck in the big city. If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere, and if you can't make it here, welcome to the club. (unknown)
  • Crank: Never try, never fail. Those are the words I live by. (unknown)
  • Bigweld: You know, your boyfriend here is quite the genius.
    Cappy: Oh, he's not my... he is? (unknown)
  • Piper: Fender, get out of my room!
    Fender: I'm not in your room. I am now. Now, I'm not. Am. Not. Am. Not...
    Piper: [sternly] Get out of my room! (unknown)
  • Watch: Don't buy us. We're fakes. (unknown)
  • Mr. Gasket: So long, son. Good luck with your dastardly plans. (unknown)
  • Aunt Fanny: But fighting never solved anything.
    Bigweld: Quitting's not so productive, either. (unknown)
  • Madame Gasket: Who are these losers?
    Fender: We, sir...
    Madame Gasket: I'm a woman.
    Crank: Ouch.
    Fender: [Scottish accent] We've come to rescue our friend, you evil bag of bolts, and you shall be defeated by the very outmodes that you scorn and detest!
    Crank: 'Cause there's seven of us and only one of...
    [hundreds of minions appear from behind Madame Gasket]
    Fender: Let's see, there's seven of us and... eight? Nine?
    Crank: Did you count that one?
    Fender: I think so. Will you all quit moving around? It's so frustrating! I think I counted one of you twice! (unknown)
  • Fender: Is there anything for me?
    Mailbox: Oh, I've got something for you.
    [slaps Fender]
    Mailbox: That's from my sister!
    Fender: I recognize the handwriting. (unknown)
  • Lug: I can never find pieces in my size. (unknown)
  • Crank: Oh, man! This is my third oil change today. Something's wrong with me. (unknown)
  • Rodney Copperbottom: But I don't want my picture taken.
    Fender: You don't?
    Rodney Copperbottom: No.
    Fender: That's okay, there's no film in the camera. (unknown)
  • Madame Gasket: Someone is fixing them! And they're laughing at you, Ratchet!
    Ratchet: Who? And are you sure they aren't laughing *with* me?
    Madame Gasket: Yes. (unknown)
  • Fender: [to Rodney] You can bunk with me...
    [in a campy voice]
    Fender: we'll ignore the gossip! (unknown)
  • Aunt Fanny: And what's your name?
    Rodney Copperbottom: [is mesmerized by her large derriere] I'm Rodney Bigbottom.
    [beat]
    Rodney Copperbottom: No, I mean - I'm Rodney Copperbottom! Copperbottom. (unknown)
  • Voice Box at Hardware Store: The Force is strong in this one. (unknown)
  • Fender: We've told you a hundred times...
    [Talks with his hand]
    Fender: Don't talk to strange men. Thank you, Manuel.
    Piper: I talk to you. Who's stranger than that? (unknown)
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