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Quotes of Cartoons; Robots [2005]
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Fender: Oh, it used to be a lot worse. They used to have this giant hammer...
[Rodney screams]
Fender: Hey, they brought it back! (unknown)
Fender: [his arms have just fallen off] Oh, no, look at that, now they're arm wrestling.
[the arms are wrestling each other]
Fender: Could you please separate them? Hurry, my back itches. (unknown)
Rodney Copperbottom: This is our moment to shine, to show them what we're made of.
Fender: In my case it's a rare metal called afraidium. It's yellow, tastes like chicken... Buck-ah!
[lays an egg]
Fender: Whoa! Didn't know I could do that! (unknown)
Fender: [to Rodney] You know, my last roommate jumped out THAT window. (unknown)
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Piper: Did I miss the butt wuppin'?
Piper, Crank, Fender, Rodney Copperbottom, Lug, Cappy: [surrounded by menacing machines, everyone freeze, staring and then move again] No.
Crank: Actually, you're a little early. (unknown)
Fender: [shouts] Aunt Fanny... We're home! (unknown)
Fender: I ran all this way in cha-cha heels... (unknown)
Aunt Fanny: Say hello to my dimpled friend! (unknown)
Fender: [Lug is holding his head] Why, I'd, I'd smack you if I had a hand.
[his body comes bouncing off buildings]
Fender: Wow, speak of the devil... here I come.
[the body falls on the floor]
Fender: Owww! Daddy! (unknown)
Fender: [while running down a conveyor belt after putting on a new pair of legs, which reveal they have a skirt on them] This is so wrong... this is *so wrong*! (unknown)
Fender: You consider me a friend?
Rodney Copperbottom: Sure. What else would I consider you?
Fender: I don't know. An embarrassment? A way to rebel against your parents? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless. (unknown)
Mr. Copperbottom: He's got your moms eyes and my dads nose. I knew we were smart to save those parts. (unknown)
Fender: Oh, no!
Rodney Copperbottom: What?
Fender: We're going off the track! We're going to crash! I don't want to die!
[the sphere they are riding free falls and both scream; then the sphere lands in a catapult]
Fender: [Laughing] I was just kidding! Put your head between your legs. (unknown)
Fender: I tell ya, the things that fall off of me... it's embarrassing! (unknown)
Fender: If I seem to be getting smaller, it's because... I'm leaving!
[runs away with Rodney's foot] (unknown)
Lug: Hey, Fender, have you lost weight?
Crank: Lost weight? Look at... will you look at... He's a head in a basket! (unknown)
Fender: [as his body is banging his head on the hardware store counter] I'm hurting me! (unknown)
Rodney Copperbottom: Crank, the idol of millions is gone, and no one seems to care. There should be an angry mob out there.
[angry mob runs past the window]
Fender: [Fender, Rodney and the others go out to investigate the mob] Wow! That was great, psychic friend! Now say, "Money should be falling from the sky." (unknown)
Ratchet: Take him for a drive. And bring me back his exact weight in paperclips! (unknown)
Loretta Geargrinder: Thanks for walking me home.
Fender: Thanks for carrying me up that hill! (unknown)
Rodney Copperbottom: [as the dominoes are falling in Bigweld's workshop] This is more elaborate than the TV show. (unknown)
Cappy: [as they are being swept along by the tsunami of dominoes] What do we do?
Rodney Copperbottom: I don't know! This is a first for me! (unknown)
Cappy: Are you all right, sir?
Bigweld: Considering I'm an old fat guy who just fell onto the floor, I'm *fantastic*! (unknown)
Bigweld: A device, a thing-a-ma-bob, a do-hickey? (unknown)
Piper: I have a sister!
[Fender looks round after being at the chop shop]
Piper: [gasps] An ugly sister! (unknown)
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