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Quotes of Cartoons; Robots [2005]

  • Fender: Oh, it used to be a lot worse. They used to have this giant hammer...
    [Rodney screams]
    Fender: Hey, they brought it back! (unknown)
  • Fender: [his arms have just fallen off] Oh, no, look at that, now they're arm wrestling.
    [the arms are wrestling each other]
    Fender: Could you please separate them? Hurry, my back itches. (unknown)
  • Rodney Copperbottom: This is our moment to shine, to show them what we're made of.
    Fender: In my case it's a rare metal called afraidium. It's yellow, tastes like chicken... Buck-ah!
    [lays an egg]
    Fender: Whoa! Didn't know I could do that! (unknown)
  • Fender: [to Rodney] You know, my last roommate jumped out THAT window. (unknown)
  • Piper: Did I miss the butt wuppin'?
    Piper, Crank, Fender, Rodney Copperbottom, Lug, Cappy: [surrounded by menacing machines, everyone freeze, staring and then move again] No.
    Crank: Actually, you're a little early. (unknown)
  • Fender: [shouts] Aunt Fanny... We're home! (unknown)
  • Fender: I ran all this way in cha-cha heels... (unknown)
  • Aunt Fanny: Say hello to my dimpled friend! (unknown)
  • Fender: [Lug is holding his head] Why, I'd, I'd smack you if I had a hand.
    [his body comes bouncing off buildings]
    Fender: Wow, speak of the devil... here I come.
    [the body falls on the floor]
    Fender: Owww! Daddy! (unknown)
  • Fender: [while running down a conveyor belt after putting on a new pair of legs, which reveal they have a skirt on them] This is so wrong... this is *so wrong*! (unknown)
  • Fender: You consider me a friend?
    Rodney Copperbottom: Sure. What else would I consider you?
    Fender: I don't know. An embarrassment? A way to rebel against your parents? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless. (unknown)
  • Mr. Copperbottom: He's got your moms eyes and my dads nose. I knew we were smart to save those parts. (unknown)
  • Fender: Oh, no!
    Rodney Copperbottom: What?
    Fender: We're going off the track! We're going to crash! I don't want to die!
    [the sphere they are riding free falls and both scream; then the sphere lands in a catapult]
    Fender: [Laughing] I was just kidding! Put your head between your legs. (unknown)
  • Fender: I tell ya, the things that fall off of me... it's embarrassing! (unknown)
  • Fender: If I seem to be getting smaller, it's because... I'm leaving!
    [runs away with Rodney's foot] (unknown)
  • Lug: Hey, Fender, have you lost weight?
    Crank: Lost weight? Look at... will you look at... He's a head in a basket! (unknown)
  • Fender: [as his body is banging his head on the hardware store counter] I'm hurting me! (unknown)
  • Rodney Copperbottom: Crank, the idol of millions is gone, and no one seems to care. There should be an angry mob out there.
    [angry mob runs past the window]
    Fender: [Fender, Rodney and the others go out to investigate the mob] Wow! That was great, psychic friend! Now say, "Money should be falling from the sky." (unknown)
  • Ratchet: Take him for a drive. And bring me back his exact weight in paperclips! (unknown)
  • Loretta Geargrinder: Thanks for walking me home.
    Fender: Thanks for carrying me up that hill! (unknown)
  • Rodney Copperbottom: [as the dominoes are falling in Bigweld's workshop] This is more elaborate than the TV show. (unknown)
  • Cappy: [as they are being swept along by the tsunami of dominoes] What do we do?
    Rodney Copperbottom: I don't know! This is a first for me! (unknown)
  • Cappy: Are you all right, sir?
    Bigweld: Considering I'm an old fat guy who just fell onto the floor, I'm *fantastic*! (unknown)
  • Bigweld: A device, a thing-a-ma-bob, a do-hickey? (unknown)
  • Piper: I have a sister!
    [Fender looks round after being at the chop shop]
    Piper: [gasps] An ugly sister! (unknown)
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