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Quotes of Cartoons; Over the Hedge [2006] (Usa)

  • RJ: And there they are. America's most coveted cookies. Love Handles, Skinny Mints, Neener-Neeners, and Smackeroons. And guess what? They're all yours!
    [Hammy jumps, but RJ stops him]
    RJ: Whoa, Hamilton. Hold on there, fella. I love your energy, but you just can't take them.
    Hammy the Squirrel: But you just said they're mine.
    RJ: They will be, if we successfully marry your manic energy to my brilliant plan. You with me, kid?
    Hammy the Squirrel: I... I... I...
    RJ: The ayes have it. Let's ride. (unknown)
  • Vincent: Wow.
    RJ: Vincent!
    Vincent: So I was just on my way down here to kill you, and I stopped to watch the show, and I gotta say... that right there, is a thing of beauty. That is the most vicious, deceitful, self-serving thing I've ever seen.
    [Chuckles]
    Vincent: Classic RJ. You take the food, and they take the fall. You keep this up, your gonna end up just like me. Having everything you ever wanted.
    RJ: But I already had that.
    Vincent: What, them? Who are you kidding? You said it yourself, you're a family of one. Always will be. It's how guys like you and me survive. So a few saps got hurt in the process. Tough. That's life. Trust me, you don't need them.
    RJ: Actually, I do. And right now, they really need me. So I really need this!
    [Takes the wagon with all the food]
    Vincent: RJ! (unknown)
  • Verne: [to RJ] You see what you've done here? If they listen to half the stuff you're telling them, they'll be dead within a week! You are only interested in taking advantage of them because they are too stupid and naive to know any better!
    Hammy the Squirrel: [growing solemn] I'm not stupid.
    Verne: [noting the family's reaction] Okay, I didn't mean, uh... I meant... ignorant! To the... ways over... over, over there.
    [they begin walking away]
    Verne: C'mon you guys, you know I didn't mean it like that. Don't... don't do this. Stella... Ozzie?
    [stops Hammy]
    Verne: Hammy? You know I didn't... Hammy?
    Hammy the Squirrel: [pushes him away] I'm not stupid... (unknown)
  • Verne: [to RJ] You see what you've done here? If they listen to half the stuff you're telling them, they'll be dead within a week! You are only interested in taking advantage of them because they are too stupid and naive to know any better!
    Hammy the Squirrel: [growing solemn] I'm not stupid.
    Verne: [noting the family's reaction] Okay, I didn't mean, uh... I meant... ignorant! To the... ways over... over, over there.
    [they begin walking away]
    Verne: C'mon you guys, you know I didn't mean it like that. Don't... don't do this. Stella... Ozzie?
    [stops Hammy]
    Verne: Hammy? You know I didn't... Hammy?
    Hammy the Squirrel: [pushes him away] I'm not stupid... (unknown)
  • Verne: [to RJ] You see what you've done here? If they listen to half the stuff you're telling them, they'll be dead within a week! You are only interested in taking advantage of them because they are too stupid and naive to know any better!
    Hammy the Squirrel: [growing solemn] I'm not stupid.
    Verne: [noting the family's reaction] Okay, I didn't mean, uh... I meant... ignorant! To the... ways over... over, over there.
    [they begin walking away]
    Verne: C'mon you guys, you know I didn't mean it like that. Don't... don't do this. Stella... Ozzie?
    [stops Hammy]
    Verne: Hammy? You know I didn't... Hammy?
    Hammy the Squirrel: [pushes him away] I'm not stupid... (unknown)
  • Ozzie: You should have *died*! You should've just laid down and died!
    Heather: Dad! (unknown)
  • RJ: SSShhhhh!
    Verne: Oh, no! I'm not falling for any more of your smooth talk! (unknown)
  • Verne: [when questioned about the food] I returned it to its rightful owner.
    Ozzie: What?
    Heather: We, like, worked our tails off, y'know? Like a lot! And the food we gathered was totally... you know! And you're, you're all whatever! (unknown)
  • RJ: Ok, what we're goin' for is a vicious, man-eating, rabid squirrel. Can you handle that?
    Hammy the Squirrel: Umm, excuse me!
    [Raises hand]
    RJ: Yes, Hammy?
    Hammy the Squirrel: Rabbits aren't vicious. They're all cute and cuddly, so...
    RJ: *Rabid*, not rabbit.
    Hammy the Squirrel: Oh! Huh? (unknown)
  • RJ: No, Hammy, not the cookie. I told you that cookie was junk!
    Hammy the Squirrel: But I like the cookie. (unknown)
  • RJ: That is an S.U.V; Humans ride in then because they are slowly losing their ability to walk.
    Penny: Jeepers, its so big!
    Lou: How many humans fit in there?
    RJ: Usually, one. (unknown)
  • Hammy the Squirrel: Wanna help me find my nuts?
    RJ: Very tempting, Hammy, very tempting... (unknown)
  • Dwayne: [after shooting the head off a plastic flamingo] Arrrgh! Not again! Those things are so lifelike! Curse you, plastic moldsmen. (unknown)
  • Hammy the Squirrel: I am a crazy, rabid squirrel! I want my cookies! (unknown)
  • Ozzie: Mother, is that you? Beckoning me into the light? Must... move... toward... the light! (unknown)
  • RJ: [Lays down some Monopoly play pieces to signify what they will do] Okay, this is us.
    Hammy the Squirrel: Can I be the car?
    Bucky: I wanna be the car!
    Spike: I'm the car. You be the shoe.
    Bucky: The shoe is lame.
    Lou: Why don't you be that snazzy-looking iron there?
    RJ: Hey! It's not important. Besides, I'm the car. I'm *always* the car. (unknown)
  • Ozzie: I thought you were dead.
    Heather: I learned from the best.
    Ozzie: That's my girl. (unknown)
  • Dwayne: I believe someone phoned about an animal problem? The solution is standing before you. Dwayne LaFontaine is here.
    Gladys: Where have you been? I am throwing a Welcome to the Neighborhood party tomorrow, and so far, Debbie's car has killed more animals than you have.
    Dwayne: Stand down, sister. I personally guarantee that there won't be a living thing at this party. The Verminator is on the job. (unknown)
  • Verne: It's the first day of spring. Only 274 days left until winter. (unknown)
  • Verne: I thought we'd be dead by step two, so this is going great. (unknown)
  • Nugent the Dog: Play! Play! Play!... (unknown)
  • Doll: [RJ gets string caught on a Y-shaped stick] Let's play!
    Nugent the Dog: Play?
    [camera perspective changes]
    Nugent the Dog: Play! Play! Play! (unknown)
  • Verne: [beneath the window] Bear!
    RJ: What's that?
    Verne: Bear!
    RJ: Hair?
    Verne: Bear!
    RJ: Air?
    Verne: Bear!
    RJ: Oh, *BEAR*! (unknown)
  • RJ: Now, the traps are set here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and here. Here, here, here, here, big one here, here, and maybe a few over here.
    Stella: Gee, it's that all?
    RJ: No. There's bunch of red lights all over here. You OK, Verne? Look a little green.
    Verne: I blacked out for a second there, but... I get the idea: there's lights, traps and I might need to change my shell. (unknown)
  • Hammy the Squirrel: [Runs to one end of the hedge] It never ends!
    [Runs to the other end and back]
    Hammy the Squirrel: It never ends that way, too. (unknown)
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