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Quotes of Cartoons; Over the Hedge [2006] (Usa)

  • RJ, Verne: Hammy! (unknown)
  • RJ: [after making him look like a rabid squirrell] Now show me that vicious look in your face.
    Hammy the Squirrel: Oh, oh, I can burp my ABC's
    [burping]
    Hammy the Squirrel: A, B, C...
    RJ: HAMMY! I just really need you to focuse right now okay.
    Hammy the Squirrel: Okay. (unknown)
  • Gladys: [after installing a lot of traps] Did you put this one in, this D-pelter turbo?
    Dwayne: That's a contraban item mam. As it is illegal in every state,
    [with his hand over his heart]
    Dwayne: except Texas.
    Gladys: I don't care if this violates the Geneva Conventions, I want it.
    Dwayne: I thought you might, so I took the liberty of installing it for you.
    [as he tosses a stuffed bear in it]
    Dwayne: Adios, animal infenstation.
    RJ: [it traps it] AHHHHH!
    Gladys: [we see it in a cage, with outside burned off] Ohhh, very nice. (unknown)
  • Police Officer: Now you do realize that was a D-pelter turbo.
    Gladys: Oh, please officer, this exterminator sold it to me.
    Police Officer: Hey, hey it was in your yard, your names on the contract, so you can tell it to the judge.
    Gladys: Oh please, don't do this to me, it's not my fault, let go of me...
    Police Officer: Mam...
    Gladys: [yelling] You can't do this to me I am president of the Homeowners Association...
    Dwayne: [quietly as she is fighting the police] Get her.
    [he climbs over a fence and accidently steps on a squek toy]
    Nugent the Dog: Play.
    Dwayne: Oh, no, no, no, no, no
    [there is a bite heard]
    Dwayne: AHHHHH! (unknown)
  • Mackenzie: [to her mom after Hammy, RJ, and Vern stole their cookies] There, there, that's where the squirell attacked us and he had like rabies or something and then there was this gross amphibian thing...
    Verne: [quietly] Reptile. (unknown)
  • Gladys: I'm sorry Janis, did I just hear her say *rabid squirell*?
    Janis: Oh, I think they're proabably just over reacting.
    Gladys: But what if they're not. What if we a potentioal pandemic on our hands, vermen running loose, spreading disease and lowering our property values.
    Janis: Yeah, I have a cassarole in the oven, gotta run.
    Gladys: Fine, you worry about your cassarole and I'll worry about *the end of suburben peace and tranquility*. (unknown)
  • Verne: [after getting chased away] See what I mean, that's what I was talking about. These humans don't want us *around*.
    RJ: So we scared her and she over-reacted, no biggy.
    Verne: No biggy? No that's what we call a biggy.
    RJ: C'mon, think about the food, it was worth it for that food, that stuff is to die for.
    [Ozzy faints and Heather rolls her eyes]
    RJ: Let me rephrase that.
    Verne: No, to die for, you nailed that part, look mabey our little forest life seems primative to a guy with a bag.
    RJ: What!
    Verne: But I tink I speak for all of us when i say that we want*nothing* to do with *anything* that's *over that hedge*.
    [they begin to walk away]
    RJ: Oh come on. You haven't even tried doughnuts yet. You wanna store some fat, that is the way to store some fat, you'll be sweating through the winter.
    [they don't listen]
    RJ: Okay, okay you guys sleep on it. Good idea, I'm gonna check back with you.
    [to himself]
    RJ: Shoot! almost had them. (unknown)
  • Hammy the Squirrel: Oh! Morning!
    Verne: Morning, Hammy.
    Hammy the Squirrel: I gotta go wee-wee!
    Verne: Oh... Not on the lake we drink from! (unknown)
  • RJ: Vincent, wait! I can get it all back! That's right. If you eat me, you'd have to do it. But I can get it, all of it.
    Vincent: My red wagon?
    RJ: Redder!
    Vincent: The blue cooler?
    RJ: Blue cooler. On my list! Gotta be blue?
    Vincent: Yes! And I want my Spuddies. I love those things. 'Cause with a Spuddie, enough just isn't enough.
    RJ: So true. Painfully true. And I'll tell you what. I'm gonna get you the giant picnic pack, family-fun size.
    Vincent: They have that?
    RJ: I'm pretty sure.
    Vincent: All right, R.J. I'm going back to sleep. When that moon is full, I'm waking up, and all my stuff had better be right back where it was.
    RJ: But that's just one week! That's impossible for one guy!
    [Vincent squeezes on RJ's head]
    RJ: A week's perfect. I'll get some helpers.
    Vincent: Full moon, all my stuff. And don't even think about running away, because if you do, I will hunt you down and kill you. (unknown)
  • RJ: Please don't think I'm prying, but I couldn't help overhearing, and I think I can shed a little light on what this whole hedge situation is about. You see, what was once mere wilderness is now 54 acres of man-made, manicured, air-conditioned paradise.
    [Points at map]
    RJ: Except for that little-bitty speck. You are here.
    [All gasp]
    RJ: No, no, that's a good thing. You're hibernators, right? You gather up a bunch of food, store it away for the winter?
    Hammy the Squirrel: Aha! We fill the log!
    Verne: Hammy.
    RJ: Really? This log? This cave-like log?
    Ozzie: All the way to the top.
    Verne: Ozzie.
    RJ: Let me ask ya, how long's it take, you know, to fill the log?
    Heather: Two-hundred and seventy-four days.
    RJ: Ooh! Ever done it in a week?
    Verne: That's impossible.
    RJ: Not if we work together. You see, you've got the food-gathering skills, I've got the know-how, and they have the food.
    Heather: How much food?
    RJ: Loads of food! Heaps of food! Food out the wazoo!
    Verne: Well, you know, whatever kind of food comes out of a wazoo, I really don't think we're interested in eating.
    Lou: I don't know. The guy's making a lot of sense to me. I think we should listen.
    Penny: Yeah. I'm okay with wazoo food there. (unknown)
  • RJ: Now if a human does happen to see you, just lay down, roll over and give your privates a good licking. They love it! (unknown)
  • Dwayne: What do we have here?
    [Inhale]
    Dwayne: Didelphis marsupialis virginianus. Aproximately ten pounds.
    [Inhale]
    Dwayne: Male.
    Gladys: I think it's dead.
    Dwayne: Oh, really? Do you in fact have a associates degree from VermTech? I think he wants you to think he's dead. (unknown)
  • Ozzie: O great and powerful Steve! What do you want?
    Verne: I-I don't think it can speak.
    Debbie: [From other side of hedge] I heard that, young man!
    [Others are shocked; Ozzie plays dead]
    Debbie: You get over here right now!
    Hammy the Squirrel: Okay.
    Verne: Hammy, get back here.
    Hammy the Squirrel: But Steve is angry.
    Verne: I think it came from the other side of Steve - I mean, the bush. I mean... Geez! (unknown)
  • Ozzie: [after Verne stumbles into the hedge] Steve ate Verne! (unknown)
  • Gladys: That's the...
    Dwayne: The Depelter Turbo. Prepare for a lot of stinging. (unknown)
  • Hammy the Squirrel: What is that?
    RJ: That, my friend, is a magical combination of corn flour, dehydrated cheese solids, BHA, BHT, and good old MSG; a.k.a., the chip, nacho cheese flavor. (unknown)
  • RJ: [after Verne falls off his shell again] What is the point of this thing? (unknown)
  • Ozzie: But this house is like a fortress. Walls, so high. Doors, impenetrable. How will we get in?
    RJ: The collar is the key.
    [Shows video on cell phone of Tiger entering door]
    RJ: Literally, the collar is like a key that opens the door, and if...
    Stella: And what? You think he's just gonna hand over his collar to you?
    RJ: Not to me, my femme fatale. To you.
    Verne: Her?
    Stella: Me?
    RJ: You, Stella, will get that cat to give you his collar by using...
    Stella: My stink.
    RJ: ...your feminine charms.
    Hammy the Squirrel: Ha ha ha! - Was that out loud? (unknown)
  • Verne: My head says listen to my tail, my tail says listen to my head, and I just... end up with an upset stomach. (unknown)
  • Stella: So, you got a name?
    Tiger: Yes. It is a Persian name, for I am Persian. I was born Prince Tigeriess Mahmood Shabaz.
    Stella: Ooh, that's a mouthful. Can I just call you Tiger? (unknown)
  • Gladys: [On cell phone] No, I can talk. I'm just driving. (unknown)
  • Dr. Dennis: [On TV] Get real, Kevin, 'cause when you feel like a dirtbag, it's because you're a dirtbag. Right? So just own it. Say it out loud: "I am a dirtbag."
    Lou: Dirtbag? I don't think that guy's a real doctor. (unknown)
  • Gladys: [On phone] The homeowners charter, which you signed, says the grass is supposed to be two inches, and according to my measuring stick, yours is two-point-five. (unknown)
  • Verne: So he can do a couple of tricks. I mean, it's not like he can walk on water.
    RJ: [Walking across a pool on floats] Hey, everybody! This way to the food! (unknown)
  • Lou: Hey, Verno. I took a few clippings out of my quills to do a little comparison. Look at this, the grass seems to be greener over here. (unknown)
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