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Quotes of Cartoons; Open Season [2006] (Usa)
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Elliot: [Wearing a gumball dispenser on his head] I come in peace. (unknown)
Boog: [Eating animal crackers] The giraffes taste the same as the elephants. That's messed up. (unknown)
Boog: The woods is no place for a bear! (unknown)
Elliot: Ian's right, I'm a loser
Boog: No you're not a loser
Elliot: Yes I am!
Boog: No you're not!
Elliot: Yes!
Boog: No!
Elliot: Trust me, you know the day I met you Ian kicked me out of the herd, I lost my antler, I got run over, and tied to the hood of a truck, what do you call that?
Boog: Ahhh a loser! But check this out... behold the mighty grizzly... i look like a bear, i talk like a bear but i can't fish, i can't climb a tree, i can't even go in the woods
Elliot: Thats nothing! Half doe, half buck! I'm a duck!
Boog: I ride a unicycle for crackers
Elliot: I have a glass eye
Boog: I can't snap
Elliot: I thought log was a colour
Boog: I can't see my feet!
Elliot: I killed a man! (unknown)
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Elliot: [stuck in the ground] Ok, righty tighty
[turns left]
Elliot: Leeefffttty loosey
[turns right] (unknown)
[Explaining the woods to Boog]
Elliot: Lesson number 1: The big rocks are called mountains and the little rocks are their babies. (unknown)
Elliot: I feel a little light-headed.
[His one remaining antler falls off] (unknown)
[repeated line]
Porcupine: Buddy! (unknown)
Shaw: How many other animals are in on the conspiracy? God bless America! I hope the bald eagle hasn't turned! (unknown)
Ian: Boog? What's that short for? Booger? (unknown)
Beaver #1: What you get for lunch?
Beaver #2: Wood. What you get?
Beaver #1: Wood. Wanna trade? (unknown)
Reilly: It's a pet! He'll give us away!
Mr. Weenie: I've been living a lie!
[Tears off his sweater]
Mr. Weenie: Take me with you! (unknown)
Ian: Herd, circle formation!
[the other deer surround Boog]
Ian: That's an oval, idiots! More... circular. (unknown)
Boog: [Helium voice] Hello, idiot.
Elliot: [Helium voice] That's Elliot. (unknown)
Boog: All right, fish. Give it up for Boog! (unknown)
Boog: We've been walking around in circles?
Elliot: Cir-cle. One time around. (unknown)
Elliot: I get it. You're like a pet.
Boog: I'm nobody's pet!
Elliot: [Holding up a water dish that reads "Boog"] Right. (unknown)
Shaw: It walks... like a man! (unknown)
Shaw: [enters his cabin and looks in his refrigerator] Somebody's been eatin' my candy!
Shaw: [sees his overturned chair] Somebody's been sitting in my chair!
Shaw: [goes to his toilet] Somebody... FORGOT TO FLUSH! Aaargh! (unknown)
Elliot: [when Boog asks where are the toilets in the forest] Don't look now, but I see a little bush with your name written all over it.
Boog: A bush? Are you serious?
Elliot: Go on. Its just like riding a bicycle, only... you're crapping on it.
Elliot: Show us your GRRR face, nature boy! (unknown)
Elliot: Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree / He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who constantly had to pee. (unknown)
Elliot: [singing, to the tune of "The Teddy Bears' Picnic"] Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree/ He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who constantly had to pee/ One day the elf could take no more/ so he went to bang on the rude dwarf's door/ and what do you know, they suddenly both were marrrrried. (unknown)
[about the coffee he found in the dumpster]
Elliot: Ew. EW. EW! It's terrible and wonderful at the same time! It's freedom in a cup! (unknown)
[Talking to he squirrels about fighting back]
Boog: Yeah, we'll need your nuts!
Elliot: And your acorns, too! (unknown)
[after Boog relized that it was Elliot's fault for putting him in the woods]
Elliot: What are you going to do?
[drops him into his hand]
Elliot: AHHHHHHHH!
[realizes that he wasn't falling]
Elliot: Ha ha! you're funny. I was like, "No way" and then I was like, "Uh-huh!" Ha ha ha ha!
[Boog throws him] (unknown)
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