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Boog: No you're not a loser Elliot: Yes I am! Boog: No you're not! Elliot: Yes! Boog: No! Elliot: Trust me, you know the day I met you Ian kicked me out of the herd, I lost my antler, I got run over, and tied to the hood of a truck, what do you call that? Boog: Ahhh a loser! But check this out... behold the mighty grizzly... i look like a bear, i talk like a bear but i can't fish, i can't climb a tree, i can't even go in the woods Elliot: Thats nothing! Half doe, half buck! I'm a duck! Boog: I ride a unicycle for crackers Elliot: I have a glass eye Boog: I can't snap Elliot: I thought log was a colour Boog: I can't see my feet! Elliot: I killed a man! (unknown) | |
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[turns left] Elliot: Leeefffttty loosey [turns right] (unknown) Elliot: Lesson number 1: The big rocks are called mountains and the little rocks are their babies. (unknown) [His one remaining antler falls off] (unknown) Porcupine: Buddy! (unknown) Beaver #2: Wood. What you get? Beaver #1: Wood. Wanna trade? (unknown) Mr. Weenie: I've been living a lie! [Tears off his sweater] Mr. Weenie: Take me with you! (unknown) [the other deer surround Boog] Ian: That's an oval, idiots! More... circular. (unknown) Elliot: [Helium voice] That's Elliot. (unknown) Elliot: Cir-cle. One time around. (unknown) Boog: I'm nobody's pet! Elliot: [Holding up a water dish that reads "Boog"] Right. (unknown) Shaw: [sees his overturned chair] Somebody's been sitting in my chair! Shaw: [goes to his toilet] Somebody... FORGOT TO FLUSH! Aaargh! (unknown) Boog: A bush? Are you serious? Elliot: Go on. Its just like riding a bicycle, only... you're crapping on it. Elliot: Show us your GRRR face, nature boy! (unknown) Elliot: Ew. EW. EW! It's terrible and wonderful at the same time! It's freedom in a cup! (unknown) Boog: Yeah, we'll need your nuts! Elliot: And your acorns, too! (unknown) Elliot: What are you going to do? [drops him into his hand] Elliot: AHHHHHHHH! [realizes that he wasn't falling] Elliot: Ha ha! you're funny. I was like, "No way" and then I was like, "Uh-huh!" Ha ha ha ha! [Boog throws him] (unknown) | |
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