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Quotes of Cartoons; Meet the Robinsons [2007] (Usa)
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Grandpa Bud: What's your name, Fruit Head? (unknown)
Mr. Willerstein: Dr. Krunklehorn, I know you're very busy at Inventco Labs. And we're just so happy to have you as a judge.
Lucille Krunklehorn: It's my pleasure, Mr. Willerstein. Hey, you never know, one of your students may invent the next integrated circuit, or microprocessor, or integrated circuit. Oh wait, I said that already. Well, I just don't get out of the lab very much. Is that a bowtie? I like bowties. I haven't slept in eight days!
Mr. Willerstein: Uh, well then, can I get you a cot or something?
Lucille Krunklehorn: Nope, I have the caffeine patch. It's my invention. Each patch is the equivalent of 12 cups of coffee. You can stay up for days with no side effects. Ahhh! Sorry. (unknown)
Wilbur: I never thought my dad would be my best friend. (unknown)
Wilbur: I'm assuming you're joking, I'm ignoring you for time reasons. (unknown)
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Bowler Hat Guy: Now my slave, seize the boy!
[the T-rex chases after Lewis and repeatedly hits head into wall]
Bowler Hat Guy: What's going on? Why aren't you seizing the boy?
T-Rex: 'Cause I have a big head and little arms, and I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through.
[pause in which Bowler Hat Guy stares angrily into handheld mind control device]
T-Rex: [cute face] Master? (unknown)
Wilbur: Pop quiz: Who have you met, and what have you learned?
Lewis: OK. Bud, Fritz, and Joe are brothers. Fritz is married to Petunia, and is she...?
[Makes a talking gesture with his hand]
Wilbur: Cranky? Yes.
Lewis: Tallulah and Laszlo are their children. Joe is married to Billie. Lefty is the butler. Spike and Dimitri are twins, and I don't know who they're related to.
Wilbur: Neither do we. Go on.
Lewis: Lucille is married to Bud, and your dad, Cornelius, is their son. What does Cornelius look like?
Wilbur: Tom Selleck.
Lewis: OK. Cornelius is married to Franny, and her brothers are Gaston and Art.
Wilbur: You're forgetting something.
Lewis: Forgetting? Oh, right! Wilbur is the son of Franny and Cornelius.
Wilbur: And nobody realized that you're from the past?
Lewis: Nope.
Wilbur: Whew.
Lewis: Thank you. Thank you. Hold your applause. (unknown)
Lewis: Let go!
Wilbur: You let go!
Lewis: You're not the boss of me!
Wilbur: Yes I am! You're twelve, I'm thirteen! That makes me older!
Lewis: Well I was born in the past which makes ME older and the boss of YOU! (unknown)
Wilbur: If my parents figured out I brought you from the past, they'll bury me alive and dance on my grave! (unknown)
Grandpa Bud: I think my wife's baking cookies.
[opens a door; his wife is dancing in a disco dance floor]
Grandpa Bud: Bake them cookies, Lucille! (unknown)
Lewis: Why is your dog wearing glasses?
Grandpa Bud: Oh, because his insurance won't pay for contacts. (unknown)
Michael "Goob" Yagoobian: Mr. Steak, you're my only friend. (unknown)
Wilbur: Ratted out by the old lady. Harsh. (unknown)
Stanley: Behold, the awesome power of... Mount Vesuvius!
[Pulls switch, nothing happens]
Stanley: The, uh, toggle switch isn't, uh... toggling. (unknown)
Wilbur: Dude... I cannot take you seriously in that hat... (unknown)
CEO: So, what is it you hope to accomplish with this invention?
Bowler Hat Guy: Oh, nothing of consequence,
[yells]
Bowler Hat Guy: except to crush the dreams of a young orphan boy!
[calms down]
Bowler Hat Guy: After that it's kind of hazy.
CEO: So, you haven't thought this through? (unknown)
Wilbur: You did it Lewis, you did it!
[sees Bowler Hat Guy and gasps and attacks him]
Wilbur: I'll hold him while you run for help.
Lewis: [pries Wilbur off the Bowler Hat Guy and Wilbur is struggling to get free] Let him go!
Wilbur: Wh-what are you doing? He's the bad guy!
Lewis: No, he's not, he's my roommate...
Wilbur: What?
Lewis: [pulls Wilbur aside]
[quietly]
Lewis: Look, I want you guys to adopt him.
Wilbur: Are you nuts?
Lewis: Give me one good reason why no...
Wilbur: I'll give you three good reasons: one: he stole our time machine, two: he tried to ruin your future, and three: he smells like he hasn't showered in thirty years!
Lewis: [grabs Wilbur by the ear] Don't forget I'm your father, you have to do what I say. (unknown)
Wilbur: [at the science fair after Lewis puts his memory scanner on the table]
[Wilbur pops out from underneath the sheet covering the memory scanner]
Wilbur: This area is not secure, get in.
[pulls Lewis under the sheet]
Wilbur: Have you been approached a tall man in a bowler hat?
Lewis: What?
Wilbur: Hey, hey, I'll ask the questions here.
Lewis: Okay... goodbye.
[starts to leave but Wilbur drags him back in]
Wilbur: Okay, I didn't want to pull rank on you but you forced my hand. Special agent Wilbur Robinson of the T.C.T.F.
Lewis: What?
Wilbur: Time continuum task force. I'm here to protect you.
[Lewis tries to say something but Wilbur covers his mouth]
Wilbur: Now, tall man? Bowler hat? Approached you?
Lewis: No, why?
Wilbur: [Wilbur sighs and shakes his head] I could lose my badge for this, he's a suspect in a robbery.
Lewis: What did he steal?
Wilbur: A time machine.
Lewis: A what?
Wilbur: I tracked him to this time and my informants say he's after you.
Lewis: Me? Why me?
Wilbur: The boys back at HQ haven't figured out a motive yet.
[uses air quotes]
Wilbur: And by "HQ" I mean headquarters.
Lewis: I know what HQ means!
Wilbur: Good, you're a smart kid, that'll keep you alive... for now.
[pats Lewis's memory scanner]
Wilbur: You just take care of your science gizmo and leave the perp to me.
[leaves but instantly]
Wilbur: [pops back under the sheet] And by perp, I mean perp...
Lewis: I know what it means!
Wilbur: Okay, Mr. Smartypants.
[leaves the sheet] (unknown)
Lewis: [Lewis is on the roof disappointed that his memory scanner failed, he rips out the page with the picture of the memory scanner out of his notebook, crumples it into a ball and throws it away. He sits down on a crate. Then by his suprise the ball of paper hits him in the head, he throws it again trying to figure out what's happening, and Wilbur jumps out from behind the building and throws the crumpled ball of paper back to him which lands on the crate, then jumps back to the wall next to the door] Hey, what're you doing up here?
Wilbur: Coo, coo, coo.
[Lewis picks up the crumpled ball of paper and heads over to where Wilbur is hiding]
Wilbur: Coo, coo coo-coo coo.
[Deliberatly drops the ball of crumpled paper close to where Wilbur is and Wilbur jumps back out, picks up the ball of paper, and puts it in Lewis's hand]
Wilbur: Coo, coo.
[jumps back into hiding spot]
Lewis: [throws down ball of paper] Will you quit that please? I know you're not a pigeon!
Wilbur: [jumps out and covers Lewis's mouth and starts looking around to see if anyone is around] Shh, you're blowing my cover!
Lewis: [Wilbur is still looking around to see if anyone is watching them] But we're the only ones up here!
Wilbur: That's just what they want you to think.
[picks up the ball of paper and flattens it out and gives it to Lewis and Wilbur starts pushing Lewis to the door] (unknown)
Wilbur: Now, enough moping, take this back the science fair and fix that memory scanner!
Lewis: [pushes Wilbur away] Stop, stop, get away from me!
Wilbur: Maybe you forgotten I'm a time cop from the future.
[quickly shows his "badge" to Lewis which is really a coupon for a tanning salon]
Wilbur: Should be taken very seriously.
Lewis: [Lewis grabs Wilbur's "badge"] That's no badge, it's a coupon for a tanning salon!
[waving the coupon in Wilbur's face]
Lewis: You're a fake.
Wilbur: [Lewis heads back to the crate to get his notebook and his bag] Okay, you got me, I'm not a cop. But I really am from the future! And there really is this bowler hat guy!
Lewis: [grabs his bag] Agh, here we go again.
Wilbur: He stole a time machine, came to the science fair and ruined your project!
Lewis: My project didn't work because I'm no good.
[Wilbur pockets the paper with the picture of the time machine in his pocket]
Lewis: There is no bowler hat guy, there is no time machine and you're not really from the future. You're crazy!
Wilbur: [starts to head for the door to leave but Wilbur blocks him] Ho, ho, I am not crazy.
Lewis: Oh, yeah captain time travel? Prove it!
Wilbur: Uh... um...
[rubs his head] (unknown)
Lewis: Yeah, that's what I thought.
[heads to the door]
Lewis: [mumbling] I'm just going to lock myself in my room and hide under the covers for a couple of years.
Wilbur: [Lewis starts to open the door but is immediatly slammed shut by Wilbur]
[kind of quickly]
Wilbur: If I prove to you that I'm from the future will you go back to the science fair?
Lewis: Yeah, sure whatever you say.
[Wilbur smiles jumps behind him, grabs him and starts pushing him to one of the edges of the orphanage]
Lewis: Let go of me! What are you doing, let go of me!
Wilbur: Okay.
[Lifts Lewis up and throws over the side of the building where he lands in the time machine] (unknown)
[repeated line]
Wilbur: That is an excellent question. (unknown)
Carl: Welcome back, little buddy. So, uh, what's up with the stolen time machine? Did you find it?
[Wilbur gives him a sarcastic look]
Carl: Apparently not. And you managed to bust this one as well!
Wilbur: It'll be fixed before dad gets home.
Carl: And how d'you suppose that's gonna hap...
[spots Lewis]
Carl: Who's that?
Lewis: Wow! A real robot! Hi, I'm Lewis!
[Carl runs screaming from the room]
Lewis: Well, that was unexpected.
[Wilbur quickly puts a fruit hat on Lewis's head]
Lewis: As... was that.
Wilbur: If my family finds out that I brought you from the past, they'll bury me alive and dance on my grave! I'M NOT EXAGGERATING! Well, yes I am, but that's not the point! The point is, your hair's a dead giveaway.
Lewis: Why would my hair be a dead giveaway?
Wilbur: That is an excellent question!
[begins to run away]
Lewis: Wait! Where are you going?
Wilbur: Another excellent question! (unknown)
Carl: Welcome back, little buddy. So, uh, what's up with the stolen time machine? Did you find it?
[Wilbur gives him a sarcastic look]
Carl: Apparently not. And you managed to bust this one as well!
Wilbur: It'll be fixed before dad gets home.
Carl: And how d'you suppose that's gonna hap...
[spots Lewis]
Carl: Who's that?
Lewis: Wow! A real robot! Hi, I'm Lewis!
[Carl runs screaming from the room]
Lewis: Well, that was unexpected.
[Wilbur quickly puts a fruit hat on Lewis's head]
Lewis: As... was that.
Wilbur: If my family finds out that I brought you from the past, they'll bury me alive and dance on my grave! I'M NOT EXAGGERATING! Well, yes I am, but that's not the point! The point is, your hair's a dead giveaway.
Lewis: Why would my hair be a dead giveaway?
Wilbur: That is an excellent question!
[begins to run away]
Lewis: Wait! Where are you going?
Wilbur: Another excellent question! (unknown)
Bowler Hat Guy: Little Doris now sleeps with the fishes. (unknown)
Wilbur: Annoying little girl, I do not have time for this!
Young Franny: Don't sass me boy, I know karate! (unknown)
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