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Quotes of Cartoons; Meet the Robinsons [2007] (Usa)
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Lucille Krunklehorn: It's my pleasure, Mr. Willerstein. Hey, you never know, one of your students may invent the next integrated circuit, or microprocessor, or integrated circuit. Oh wait, I said that already. Well, I just don't get out of the lab very much. Is that a bowtie? I like bowties. I haven't slept in eight days! Mr. Willerstein: Uh, well then, can I get you a cot or something? Lucille Krunklehorn: Nope, I have the caffeine patch. It's my invention. Each patch is the equivalent of 12 cups of coffee. You can stay up for days with no side effects. Ahhh! Sorry. (unknown) | |
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[the T-rex chases after Lewis and repeatedly hits head into wall] Bowler Hat Guy: What's going on? Why aren't you seizing the boy? T-Rex: 'Cause I have a big head and little arms, and I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through. [pause in which Bowler Hat Guy stares angrily into handheld mind control device] T-Rex: [cute face] Master? (unknown) Lewis: OK. Bud, Fritz, and Joe are brothers. Fritz is married to Petunia, and is she...? [Makes a talking gesture with his hand] Wilbur: Cranky? Yes. Lewis: Tallulah and Laszlo are their children. Joe is married to Billie. Lefty is the butler. Spike and Dimitri are twins, and I don't know who they're related to. Wilbur: Neither do we. Go on. Lewis: Lucille is married to Bud, and your dad, Cornelius, is their son. What does Cornelius look like? Wilbur: Tom Selleck. Lewis: OK. Cornelius is married to Franny, and her brothers are Gaston and Art. Wilbur: You're forgetting something. Lewis: Forgetting? Oh, right! Wilbur is the son of Franny and Cornelius. Wilbur: And nobody realized that you're from the past? Lewis: Nope. Wilbur: Whew. Lewis: Thank you. Thank you. Hold your applause. (unknown) Wilbur: You let go! Lewis: You're not the boss of me! Wilbur: Yes I am! You're twelve, I'm thirteen! That makes me older! Lewis: Well I was born in the past which makes ME older and the boss of YOU! (unknown) [opens a door; his wife is dancing in a disco dance floor] Grandpa Bud: Bake them cookies, Lucille! (unknown) Grandpa Bud: Oh, because his insurance won't pay for contacts. (unknown) [Pulls switch, nothing happens] Stanley: The, uh, toggle switch isn't, uh... toggling. (unknown) Bowler Hat Guy: Oh, nothing of consequence, [yells] Bowler Hat Guy: except to crush the dreams of a young orphan boy! [calms down] Bowler Hat Guy: After that it's kind of hazy. CEO: So, you haven't thought this through? (unknown) [sees Bowler Hat Guy and gasps and attacks him] Wilbur: I'll hold him while you run for help. Lewis: [pries Wilbur off the Bowler Hat Guy and Wilbur is struggling to get free] Let him go! Wilbur: Wh-what are you doing? He's the bad guy! Lewis: No, he's not, he's my roommate... Wilbur: What? Lewis: [pulls Wilbur aside] [quietly] Lewis: Look, I want you guys to adopt him. Wilbur: Are you nuts? Lewis: Give me one good reason why no... Wilbur: I'll give you three good reasons: one: he stole our time machine, two: he tried to ruin your future, and three: he smells like he hasn't showered in thirty years! Lewis: [grabs Wilbur by the ear] Don't forget I'm your father, you have to do what I say. (unknown) [Wilbur pops out from underneath the sheet covering the memory scanner] Wilbur: This area is not secure, get in. [pulls Lewis under the sheet] Wilbur: Have you been approached a tall man in a bowler hat? Lewis: What? Wilbur: Hey, hey, I'll ask the questions here. Lewis: Okay... goodbye. [starts to leave but Wilbur drags him back in] Wilbur: Okay, I didn't want to pull rank on you but you forced my hand. Special agent Wilbur Robinson of the T.C.T.F. Lewis: What? Wilbur: Time continuum task force. I'm here to protect you. [Lewis tries to say something but Wilbur covers his mouth] Wilbur: Now, tall man? Bowler hat? Approached you? Lewis: No, why? Wilbur: [Wilbur sighs and shakes his head] I could lose my badge for this, he's a suspect in a robbery. Lewis: What did he steal? Wilbur: A time machine. Lewis: A what? Wilbur: I tracked him to this time and my informants say he's after you. Lewis: Me? Why me? Wilbur: The boys back at HQ haven't figured out a motive yet. [uses air quotes] Wilbur: And by "HQ" I mean headquarters. Lewis: I know what HQ means! Wilbur: Good, you're a smart kid, that'll keep you alive... for now. [pats Lewis's memory scanner] Wilbur: You just take care of your science gizmo and leave the perp to me. [leaves but instantly] Wilbur: [pops back under the sheet] And by perp, I mean perp... Lewis: I know what it means! Wilbur: Okay, Mr. Smartypants. [leaves the sheet] (unknown) Wilbur: Coo, coo, coo. [Lewis picks up the crumpled ball of paper and heads over to where Wilbur is hiding] Wilbur: Coo, coo coo-coo coo. [Deliberatly drops the ball of crumpled paper close to where Wilbur is and Wilbur jumps back out, picks up the ball of paper, and puts it in Lewis's hand] Wilbur: Coo, coo. [jumps back into hiding spot] Lewis: [throws down ball of paper] Will you quit that please? I know you're not a pigeon! Wilbur: [jumps out and covers Lewis's mouth and starts looking around to see if anyone is around] Shh, you're blowing my cover! Lewis: [Wilbur is still looking around to see if anyone is watching them] But we're the only ones up here! Wilbur: That's just what they want you to think. [picks up the ball of paper and flattens it out and gives it to Lewis and Wilbur starts pushing Lewis to the door] (unknown) Lewis: [pushes Wilbur away] Stop, stop, get away from me! Wilbur: Maybe you forgotten I'm a time cop from the future. [quickly shows his "badge" to Lewis which is really a coupon for a tanning salon] Wilbur: Should be taken very seriously. Lewis: [Lewis grabs Wilbur's "badge"] That's no badge, it's a coupon for a tanning salon! [waving the coupon in Wilbur's face] Lewis: You're a fake. Wilbur: [Lewis heads back to the crate to get his notebook and his bag] Okay, you got me, I'm not a cop. But I really am from the future! And there really is this bowler hat guy! Lewis: [grabs his bag] Agh, here we go again. Wilbur: He stole a time machine, came to the science fair and ruined your project! Lewis: My project didn't work because I'm no good. [Wilbur pockets the paper with the picture of the time machine in his pocket] Lewis: There is no bowler hat guy, there is no time machine and you're not really from the future. You're crazy! Wilbur: [starts to head for the door to leave but Wilbur blocks him] Ho, ho, I am not crazy. Lewis: Oh, yeah captain time travel? Prove it! Wilbur: Uh... um... [rubs his head] (unknown) [heads to the door] Lewis: [mumbling] I'm just going to lock myself in my room and hide under the covers for a couple of years. Wilbur: [Lewis starts to open the door but is immediatly slammed shut by Wilbur] [kind of quickly] Wilbur: If I prove to you that I'm from the future will you go back to the science fair? Lewis: Yeah, sure whatever you say. [Wilbur smiles jumps behind him, grabs him and starts pushing him to one of the edges of the orphanage] Lewis: Let go of me! What are you doing, let go of me! Wilbur: Okay. [Lifts Lewis up and throws over the side of the building where he lands in the time machine] (unknown) Wilbur: That is an excellent question. (unknown) [Wilbur gives him a sarcastic look] Carl: Apparently not. And you managed to bust this one as well! Wilbur: It'll be fixed before dad gets home. Carl: And how d'you suppose that's gonna hap... [spots Lewis] Carl: Who's that? Lewis: Wow! A real robot! Hi, I'm Lewis! [Carl runs screaming from the room] Lewis: Well, that was unexpected. [Wilbur quickly puts a fruit hat on Lewis's head] Lewis: As... was that. Wilbur: If my family finds out that I brought you from the past, they'll bury me alive and dance on my grave! I'M NOT EXAGGERATING! Well, yes I am, but that's not the point! The point is, your hair's a dead giveaway. Lewis: Why would my hair be a dead giveaway? Wilbur: That is an excellent question! [begins to run away] Lewis: Wait! Where are you going? Wilbur: Another excellent question! (unknown) [Wilbur gives him a sarcastic look] Carl: Apparently not. And you managed to bust this one as well! Wilbur: It'll be fixed before dad gets home. Carl: And how d'you suppose that's gonna hap... [spots Lewis] Carl: Who's that? Lewis: Wow! A real robot! Hi, I'm Lewis! [Carl runs screaming from the room] Lewis: Well, that was unexpected. [Wilbur quickly puts a fruit hat on Lewis's head] Lewis: As... was that. Wilbur: If my family finds out that I brought you from the past, they'll bury me alive and dance on my grave! I'M NOT EXAGGERATING! Well, yes I am, but that's not the point! The point is, your hair's a dead giveaway. Lewis: Why would my hair be a dead giveaway? Wilbur: That is an excellent question! [begins to run away] Lewis: Wait! Where are you going? Wilbur: Another excellent question! (unknown) Young Franny: Don't sass me boy, I know karate! (unknown) | |
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