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Quotes of Cartoons; Madagascar [2005] (Usa)

  • Alex the Lion: I defy any rescue boat within a million miles to miss this baby. When the moment is right, we will ignite the beacon of liberty and be rescued from this awful nightmare! (unknown)
  • Alex the Lion: What do you think? Pretty cool, huh? (unknown)
  • Alex the Lion: How's the liberty fire going, Melman?
    Melman the Giraffe: Great.
    [in hushed voice]
    Melman the Giraffe: Idiot.
    Alex the Lion: I heard that. (unknown)
  • Gloria the Hippo: How long do I have to pose like this? (unknown)
  • Alex the Lion: She is finito! (unknown)
  • Marty the Zebra: Okay! You all have your side, and I'll have mine. And, if you need me, I'll be over here! On the FUN side of the island, havin' a good ol' time. A great ol' time! A GREAT ol' time. A yabba-dabba-doo ol' time! WILMA!
    Alex the Lion: That's not the fun side. THIS is the fun side! This is the fun side where we're gonna have a great time surviving until we go home! Whoo! I love this side; this side's the best! That side STINKS! You're on the JERSEY side of this cesspool!
    Melman the Giraffe: Well, now what do we do?
    Alex the Lion: Don't worry Melman, I have a plan to get us rescued. (unknown)
  • Julian: If he is a King then where is his crown? I've got a crown, got a very nice one and its here on my head. Look at it. Have I got it on? (unknown)
  • Zoo Animal: Shut up, shut up, shut up! I'm trying to sleep? Not everyone here is nocturnal, you know!
    Marty the Zebra: Hey, I'll knock your turnal right off, pal! (unknown)
  • Gloria the Hippo: Does anyone else feel nauseous?
    Melman the Giraffe: I feel nauseous.
    Alex the Lion: Melman, you always feel nauseous. (unknown)
  • Marty the Zebra: Grand Central Station. It's grand, and it's central. (unknown)
  • Alex the Lion: Today was a great day. It does not get better than this. Oh, look, it just did. Even the star is out. You won't find a star like that in the wild.
    Marty the Zebra: Helicopter. (unknown)
  • Alex the Lion: You know, by the time we get back to New York, it'll be the middle of winter. So I was thinking, why rush? Maybe we could make a few sidestops along the way.
    Marty the Zebra: How about Paris?
    Gloria the Hippo: Ooh, you've read my mind.
    Alex the Lion: I was thinking Spain.
    Marty the Zebra: Yeah. A little running with the bulls.
    Gloria the Hippo: How about Fiji?
    Melman the Giraffe: Or Canada? Can't we? Cheap meds. Huh? (unknown)
  • Alex the Lion: Be sure to visit my web site. 24-hour webcam. Watch me sleep. (unknown)
  • Marty the Zebra: I'll be here all week. In fact, I'll be here my entire life. 365 days a year, including Christmas, Hannukah, Halloween, Kwanzaa. Please be sure to never spay or neuter your pets, and tip your cabbie, 'cause he's broke. (unknown)
  • Foosa: Foosa hungry. Foosa eat. (unknown)
  • Foosa: Foosa ooh! Foosa aah! (unknown)
  • Alex the Lion: Come on, look at this. you won't fine any of this in the wild. This is the kind of refined, food-type thing that you do not find in the wild. (unknown)
  • Marty the Zebra: Hey, have a drink. It's on the house.
    Alex the Lion: [drinks water then spits it out] This is seawater!
    Marty the Zebra: Oh, you don't swallow it.
    [whispers]
    Marty the Zebra: It's just temporary 'til the plumbing's done. (unknown)
  • Julian: Wait! I have a plan.
    Maurice: Really?
    Julian: I have devised a cunning test to see whether these are savage killers.
    [Julian kicks Mort out in the open]
    Marty the Zebra: Well, hello there.
    Alex the Lion: No, I'll handle this. Alex will handle it. Marty says nothing.
    [Approaches the frightened Mort]
    Alex the Lion: Hi there!
    [Mort starts to cry]
    Alex the Lion: Oh, geez!
    Melman the Giraffe: Oh, Alex. What did you do?
    Alex the Lion: No, it's okay, it's okay. I'm just a silly, just a silly lion.
    [Mort cries louder]
    Alex the Lion: Oh, jeez! (unknown)
  • Alex the Lion: I'm swimming back to New York! I know my chances are slim, but I have to try!
    Gloria the Hippo: Alex, you can't swim back to New York!
    Alex the Lion: I said my chances are slim! (unknown)
  • Maurice: Your friend here is what we call a deluxe model hunting-and-eating machine. And he eats steak... which is you. (unknown)
  • Alex the Lion: Can't catch the cat! Cat's too quick! (unknown)
  • Alex the Lion: Have to get an early start for tomorrow. It's Senior day. Gotta roar extra loud. Give'em a little jolt. Know what I'm talking about? (unknown)
  • Alex the Lion: Don't worry, everything's under control. We just had a little situation here. Just a little internal situation. Our friend just went a little crazy. Happens to everybody. The city gets to us all. Just went a little cuckoo in the head.
    Marty the Zebra: Don't you be calling me cuckoo in the head! (unknown)
  • Alex the Lion: Fear me! Savagery beyond comprehension! (unknown)
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