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Quotes of Cartoons; Madagascar [2005] (Usa)

  • Alex the Lion: [exhausted from running and calling all night] Marty, Melman, Gloria. Gloria, Melman, Marty. Marty, Gelman, Gloria, Marty, Melman, Morty, Morty, Gelman, Regis, Kelly. Matt, Katie, Al. (unknown)
  • Gloria the Hippo: Come on, we are New Yorkers, right?
    Marty the Zebra: Yeah.
    Gloria the Hippo: We're tough! We're gritty!
    Marty the Zebra: Yeah!
    Gloria the Hippo: We're adaptable!
    Melman the Giraffe: Yeah!
    Gloria the Hippo: And we are not gonna lay down like a bunch of Melmans!
    Melman the Giraffe: No, we're not! (unknown)
  • Gloria the Hippo: Don't make me come up there, I'll get the whuppin' on both of y'all. (unknown)
  • Maurice: Where are you giants from?
    Alex the Lion: We're from New York.
    Julian: All hail the New York Giants! (unknown)
  • Julian: You giants where are you from?
    Alex the Lion: New York
    Julian: All Hail the New York Giants! (unknown)
  • Skipper the Penguin: Hoover Damn! (unknown)
  • Alex the Lion: Shut up Spalding! (unknown)
  • Alex the Lion: Oh, great! San Diego. That means I have to compete with Shamu and his smug little grin. I can't top that! Can't top it! (unknown)
  • Maurice: What if Mr. Alex is even worse then the Foosa? I'm tellin' you, that dude just gives me the heebiedabajeebies!
    Julian: Maurice, you did not raise your hand. Therefore, your heinous comment will be stricken from the record. Does anyone else have the heebie-jeebies for Mr. Alex? No? Good. So shut up. (unknown)
  • Julian: [to Mort] Oh, shut up, you're so annoying! (unknown)
  • Alex the Lion: [to Marty] You know your black and white stripes? They cancel each other out! (unknown)
  • Marty the Zebra: You're biting my butt!
    Alex the Lion: [with Marty's butt in his mouth] No, I'm not. (unknown)
  • Marty the Zebra: [doing armpit farts] Yeah! You don't see that on Animal Planet. (unknown)
  • Skipper the Penguin: We've been ratted out, boys. (unknown)
  • Julian: Can you not see you have insulted the freak? (unknown)
  • Julian: When the New York giants wake up, we must make sure they wake up in paradise.
    [Laugh]
    Julian: Now, who'd like a cookie? (unknown)
  • [Marty the Zebra and Alex the Lion running towards each other on the beach in slow motion with arms outstretched and Chariots of Fire music]
    Alex the Lion: Marty!
    Marty the Zebra: Alex!
    Alex the Lion: Marty!
    Marty the Zebra: Alex!
    Alex the Lion: Marty!
    Marty the Zebra: Alex!
    Alex the Lion: [angrily] Marty!
    Marty the Zebra: [afraid] Alex?
    Alex the Lion: [real-time] Marty!
    Marty the Zebra: Oh, Sugar Honey Ice Tea! (unknown)
  • Alex the Lion: I'm gonna kill you, Marty!
    Marty the Zebra: Take it easy! Take it easy!
    Alex the Lion: And strangle you!
    Marty the Zebra: Calm down!
    Alex the Lion: Then I'm gonna bury you, then dig you up and clone you, and kill all your clones!
    Marty the Zebra: 20-second time-out!
    Alex the Lion: And then I'm never talking to you again! (unknown)
  • Julian: [Mort grabs Julian's foot] What did I tell you about the feet! Maurice didn't I tell him about the feet!
    Maurice: He did tell you about the feet.
    Mort the Mouse Lemur: [cutely] He he! (unknown)
  • [Maurice just told Marty that he was steak]
    Marty the Zebra: Oh, c'mon! Do I look like a steak to you?
    Alex the Lion: Yeah!
    Marty the Zebra: See I told you I don't look like no... wait, what'd you say? (unknown)
  • Julian: All we have to do is wait until they are in a deep sleep...
    [10-second pause]
    Julian: [shouts] How long is this going to take? (unknown)
  • Melman the Giraffe: Hey, Alex. Psst, Alex. Alex.
    Alex the Lion: What is it, Melman?
    Melman the Giraffe: OK, you know how I have to get up every two hours because of my bladder infection? Well, I get up to pee, and I was walking past Marty's pen, and usually I dont look in it, but this time I was walkin' past, and I?
    Alex the Lion: What, Melman? What is it?
    Melman the Giraffe: It's Marty... He's gone!
    Alex the Lion: He's what?
    Melman the Giraffe: [looks at hole in ground the penguins have dug] How long has he been working on this?
    Melman the Giraffe: [shouts gently down hole] Marty. Marty! (unknown)
  • Melman the Giraffe: [Melman presents Marty with a gift-wrapped thermometer]
    Marty the Zebra: Aw a thermometer!Thanks!I love it Melman, I love it!
    [he puts it in his mouth and poses]
    Melman the Giraffe: I really wanted to give you a personal present. Do you know that was my first rectal thermometer?
    Marty the Zebra: [Marty spits it out and retches] (unknown)
  • Gloria the Hippo: Go talk to him, you know, go over and give him a little pep talk.
    Alex the Lion: Hey, I gave him a snow globe! I can't beat that! (unknown)
  • Alex the Lion: Well, I say we just ask these bozos where the people are.
    Julian: [from the ground underneath Alex] Excuse me. We bozos have the people of course!
    Melman the Giraffe: Hey, the bozos have the people.
    Alex the Lion: Oh, well, great. Good. Phew!
    Julian: They're up there.
    [points up at skeleton dangling from tree, wearing a parachute harness]
    Julian: Don't you love the people? Not a very lively bunch, though. (unknown)
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