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Quotes of Cartoons; Madagascar [2005] (Usa)

  • Julian: They're just a bunch of pansies.
    Maurice: I don't know. There's still something about that one with the crazy hairdo that I find suspicious.
    Julian: Nonsense, Maurice. Come on, everybody! Let's go and meet the pansies! (unknown)
  • Kowalski the Penguin: [the penguins are in Antarctica and there is just a lot of wind and a big mound of snow] Well, this sucks! (unknown)
  • [holding up book titled, "To Serve Lemurs"]
    Random Lemur: It's a cookbook! (unknown)
  • Gloria the Hippo: Where are the people?
    Skipper the Penguin: We killed them and ate their livers.
    [pause]
    Skipper the Penguin: Gotcha, just kiddin doll the people are fine. They're on a slow boat to China. (unknown)
  • Julian: [singing] I like to move it, move it / She like to move it, move it / He like to move it, move it / You like to... *move it*! (unknown)
  • Julian: Shh! We're hiding. Be quiet everyone. That includes me. Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again... (unknown)
  • Alex the Lion: Whoa! Hold up there a second, fuzzbucket. You mean like, uh, the "live in a mud hut, wipe yourself with a leaf" type wild?
    Julian: Who wipes?
    Gloria the Hippo: Oy vey.
    Julian: Oy vey!
    Maurice: Oy vey, everybody!
    [Lemurs Shout "Oy vey"] (unknown)
  • Mort the Mouse Lemur: I'm steak! Me me me me me me me me! (unknown)
  • Julian: What is a simple bite on the butt among friends?
    [shakes his tail at Maurice]
    Julian: Here, give me a nibble. (unknown)
  • [repeated line]
    Alex the Lion: Who's the cat? (unknown)
  • Skipper the Penguin: Remember, cute and cuddly, boys. Cute and cuddly. (unknown)
  • Skipper the Penguin: Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave. Kowalski, progress report.
    Kowalski the Penguin: [In a hole] We're only 500 feet from the main sewer line.
    Skipper the Penguin: And the bad news?
    Kowalski the Penguin: [laying a broken plastic spoon at Skipper's feet] We've broken our last shovel.
    Skipper the Penguin: Right. Rico, you're on litter patrol. We need shovels, and find more Popsicle sticks. We don't want to risk another cave-in.
    Private the Penguin: And me, Skipper?
    Skipper the Penguin: I want you to act cute and cuddly, Private. Today we're gonna blow this dump. (unknown)
  • Julian: [begins waving to the zoo animals on the boat] Maurice, my arm is tired, wave it for me
    [Maurice begins waving Julian's arm]
    Julian: Faster, you naughty little monkey! (unknown)
  • Skipper the Penguin: Can you keep a secret, my monochromatic friend?
    [Marty nods head]
    Skipper the Penguin: Do you ever see any penguins running free around New York City?
    [Marty shakes head]
    Skipper the Penguin: Of course not. We don't belong here. It's just not natural. This is all some kind of whacked-out conspiracy. We're going to the wide-open spaces of Antarctica. To the wild. (unknown)
  • Marty the Zebra: Did you ever think that there might be more to live than steak, Alex?
    Alex the Lion: [to his steak] He didn't mean that, baby. No, no, no. (unknown)
  • Alex the Lion: Come on! Melman, Melman, Melman! Melman, Melman, Melman! Wake up! Rise and shine! It's another fabulous day in the Big Apple. Let's go.
    Melman the Giraffe: Not for me. I'm calling in sick.
    Alex the Lion: What?
    Melman the Giraffe: I found a bro... another brown spot on my shoulder, right here. See? Right th... right there. You see?
    Alex the Lion: Melman, you know it's all in your head. Hm? (unknown)
  • Skipper the Penguin: Status.
    Private the Penguin: [Walking on computer keyboard] It's no good, Skipper. I don't know the codes.
    Skipper the Penguin: [Slapping Private] Don't give me excuses, give me results! (unknown)
  • Melman the Giraffe: San Diego.
    Gloria the Hippo: San Diego?
    Melman the Giraffe: White, sandy beaches; cleverly simulated natural environment; wide-open enclosures. I'm telling you, this could be the San Diego Zoo. Complete with fake rocks.
    [Taps on a rock]
    Melman the Giraffe: Wow, that looks real. (unknown)
  • Gloria the Hippo: It's not people, it's animals.
    Melman the Giraffe: California animals. Dude.
    Marty the Zebra: This is like a Puffy party. (unknown)
  • Marty the Zebra: [about King Julian] He's got style.
    Alex the Lion: What is he, like, king of the guinea pigs?
    Melman the Giraffe: I think it's a squirrel.
    Julian: Welcome, giant pansies. Please feel free to bask in my glow.
    Alex the Lion: Definitely a squirrel.
    Melman the Giraffe: Yep, a squirrel. (unknown)
  • Julian: We thank you with enormous gratitude for chasing away the foosa.
    Gloria the Hippo: The who-sa?
    Julian: The foosa. They are always annoying us by trespassing, interrupting our parties, and ripping our limbs off. (unknown)
  • Melman the Giraffe: Hey! Hey, you guys! That room has some nifty little sinks we can wash up in, and look!
    [Takes urinal cake out of mouth]
    Melman the Giraffe: Free mints! (unknown)
  • Gloria the Hippo: What kind of zoo is this?
    Melman the Giraffe: I just saw twenty-six blatant health code violations.
    Marty the Zebra: I'm loving San Diego. This place is off the chizain.
    Melman the Giraffe: Twenty-seven. (unknown)
  • Marty the Zebra: This place is crackalacking. Oh, I could hang here. I could hang here. (unknown)
  • Maurice: [flatly] Presenting your royal highness, our illustrious King Julian the XIII, self-proclaimed lord of the lemurs, et cetera, et cetera, hooray, everybody. (unknown)
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