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Quotes of Cartoons; Madagascar [2005] (Usa)

  • Marty the Zebra: Who is it?
    Alex the Lion: It's the pizza man. Who the heck do you think it is? (unknown)
  • Marty the Zebra: Come on, Alex. Do you honestly think I intended all of this to happen? You want me to say I'm sorry? Is that what you want? Okay, I'm so...
    Alex the Lion: Shush!
    Marty the Zebra: He just shushed me.
    Gloria the Hippo: Look, Alex, you have to be more understanding...
    Alex the Lion: Shush!
    Gloria the Hippo: Don't you shush me!
    Alex the Lion: Do you hear that? Can't you hear that? (unknown)
  • Gloria the Hippo: Okay, let's make a good impression on the people. Big smiles, everyone. Let's get it together.
    [to Melman]
    Gloria the Hippo: Is that the best you can do?
    Melman the Giraffe: Oh, I'm not smiling. It's gas.
    Gloria the Hippo: Okay, well, great. Let's make gas look good. (unknown)
  • Alex the Lion: They should call it the San Di-lame-o Zoo. First they tell you, "Hey, we got this great open plan, where animals can run wild." Next thing you know, you have flowers in your hair, and everybody's hugging everybody. (unknown)
  • Mason the Chimpanzee: Wake up, you filthy monkey. (unknown)
  • Marty the Zebra: You guys look hungry. How would you like some of nature's goodness?
    Gloria the Hippo: You have food?
    Marty the Zebra: One Fun Side special, coming up. Seaweed on a stick.
    Alex the Lion: Seaweed?
    Marty the Zebra: On a stick. Don't love it 'till you try it. (unknown)
  • Marty the Zebra: Here, have a drink.
    Alex the Lion: [Spits it out] This is sea water!
    Marty the Zebra: [Spits out his drink] Oh, you don't swallow it. This is just temporary until the plumbing comes in. (unknown)
  • Alex the Lion: 27, 28, 29, 30. Hmm, 30 black and only 29 white, looks like you're black with white stripes after all. Delema solved. Good night! (unknown)
  • Gloria the Hippo: It's okay! Cats always land on their... Face.
    [to Alex the Lion]
    Gloria the Hippo: What kind of cat are you? (unknown)
  • Old Lady: [after beating Alex with her purse and spraying him in the eyes with mace] You are a bad kitty! (unknown)
  • Julian: How can you have the heebie-jeebies for Mr. Alex? Look at him. He's so cute. And plushy. (unknown)
  • Gloria the Hippo: Melman! Are you okay?
    Melman the Giraffe: Yeah. I often doze off while I'm getting an MRI.
    Alex the Lion: Melman, you're not getting an MRI.
    Melman the Giraffe: CAT scan?
    Alex the Lion: No! No CAT scan! It's a transfer! It's a zoo transfer!
    Melman the Giraffe: Zoo transfer? Oh, no. No, no. I can't be transferred. I have an appointment with Dr. Goldberg at five. There are prescriptions that have to be filled! No other zoo can afford my medical care! And I am not going HMO!
    Marty the Zebra: Take it easy, Melman. We are gonna be o-kizzay.
    Alex the Lion: No, we're not gonna be o-kizzay! Because of you, we're ruined! (unknown)
  • Marty the Zebra: Excuse me, you're biting my butt! (unknown)
  • Alex the Lion: Giraffe! Corner pocket! (unknown)
  • Alex the Lion: [shouts] You maniac! You burned it up! Darn you! Darn you all to heck!
    Melman the Giraffe: Can we go to the fun side now? (unknown)
  • Melman the Giraffe: It's getting late. I guess I'm gonna...
    [starts snoring] (unknown)
  • Julian: Welcome to Madagascar.
    Marty the Zebra: Mada-who-ah?
    Julian: No. Not who-ah. As-car. (unknown)
  • Marty the Zebra: You the cat.
    Alex the Lion: Who's the cat?
    Marty the Zebra: You the cat.
    Alex the Lion: Who's the cat?
    Marty the Zebra: You the cat.
    Alex the Lion: Who's the cat?
    Marty the Zebra: You the cat.
    Alex the Lion: Who's the cat?
    Marty the Zebra: You the cat.
    Alex the Lion: Who's the cat? (unknown)
  • Skipper the Penguin: You didn't see anything! (unknown)
  • Melman the Giraffe: [shouts] Ahhhhh! Nature! It's all over me! Get it off! (unknown)
  • Melman the Giraffe: Nature, it's all over me GET IT OFF! (unknown)
  • Rico the Penguin: Ka-boom?
    Skipper the Penguin: Yes Rico. Ka-boom. (unknown)
  • Skipper the Penguin: You, quadruped. Sprechen Sie Englisch?
    Marty the Zebra: I sprechen.
    Skipper the Penguin: What continent is this?
    Marty the Zebra: Manhattan.
    Skipper the Penguin: Hoover Dam! We're still in New York! Abort! Dive! Dive! Dive! (unknown)
  • Mason the Chimpanzee: [Mason and Phil have just escaped] I hear Tom Wolfe's speaking at Lincoln Center.
    Mason the Chimpanzee: [Phil signs frantically] Well, of course we're going to throw poo at him! (unknown)
  • Mason the Chimpanzee: [Mason and Phil are surrounded by police] If you have any poo, fling it now. (unknown)
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