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Quotes of Cartoons; Lilo & Stitch [2002]

  • Lilo: You know, you wreck everything you touch. Why not try and make something for a change?
    [Stitch builds a city out of what he finds in Lilos room]
    Lilo: Wow. San Francisco.
    [Stitch begins to destroy the city like the monster in "Eath vs. the Spider", picking up a toy car]
    Stitch: [as car passengers] "Eeeeeek! Save me!"
    Lilo: No more caffeine for you. (unknown)
  • Lilo: Hey! Three days ago, I bought Stitch at the shelter. I paid two dollars for him. See this stamp? I own him. If you take him, you're stealing.
    Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Aliens are all about rules.
    Grand Councilwoman: You look familiar.
    Mr. Cobra Bubbles: CIA. Roswell. 1973.
    Grand Councilwoman: Ah, yes. You had hair then. (unknown)
  • Nani: CIA?
    Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Former. Saved the planet once. Convinced an alien race mosquitoes were an endangered species. (unknown)
  • [after being bitten by Stitch]
    Captain Gantu: Uh... Does this look infected to you? (unknown)
  • Myrtle Edmonds: [regarding the bite mark Lilo gave her] Does this look infected to you?
    Lilo: Yeah!
    Myrtle Edmonds: You'd better not have rabies.
    Girl: If you have rabies, the doctors are gonna have to cut...
    Lilo: Are you playing dolls?
    [the others hide their dolls]
    Myrtle Edmonds: You don't have a doll.
    Lilo: [pulls a strange looking rag doll from her backpack] This is Scrump.
    [other girls gasp in horror]
    Lilo: I made her. But her head is too big, so I pretended that a bug laid eggs in her ear, and she's upset because she has only a few more days to...
    [notices that all the other girls are gone; She throws Scrump on the floor and walks away, then returns for Scrump] (unknown)
  • Nani: Why didn't you wait at school? You were supposed to wait *there*! Lilo! Do you not understand? Do you *want* to be taken away? Answer me!
    Lilo: No!
    Nani: No, you don't understand?
    Lilo: No!
    Nani: No, what?
    Lilo: Noooo!
    [slumps down on the floor] (unknown)
  • Pleakley: Help! I don't like the ocean! Ahh! Oh, look, a friendly little dolphin. They helped sailors during the war... It's a shark! It's a shark and it ain't friendly! Looks like a dolphin... Tricky fish! Tricky fish! Octopus, will you please help me? An octo... the octopus is worse than the shark! I hate this planet! (unknown)
  • David: I may not be a doctor, but I know there's no better cure for a sour face than a couple of boards and some choice waves. Whatcha think? (unknown)
  • [after they wipe out while surfing]
    Lilo: What happened?
    Nani: Some lolo must have stuffed us in the barrel. (unknown)
  • Nani: You smell like a lawn mower. (unknown)
  • Lilo: This is your badness level. It's unusually high for someone your size. We have to fix that. (unknown)
  • [Stitch and Jumba are tossing a jammed up gun back and forth]
    Stitch: Merry Christmas.
    Jumba: It's not Christmas.
    Stitch: Happy Channukah!
    Jumba: It's not Channukah!
    [Pleakley scoops up Lilo and carries her away from the house]
    Lilo: We're leaving Stitch?
    Pleakley: Trust me, this is not gonna end well!
    Jumba: One potato!
    Stitch: Two potato!
    Jumba: Three potato!
    Stitch: Four!
    Jumba: Five potato!
    Stitch: Six potato!
    Jumba: Seven potato more!
    Stitch: My...
    Jumba: mother...
    Stitch: told...
    Jumba: me...
    Stitch: you...
    Jumba: are...
    Stitch: ...the best.
    Jumba: Ha! I win!
    [gun explodes in his hands] (unknown)
  • Lilo: You came back.
    Stitch: Nobody gets left behind. (unknown)
  • Nani: We need something that can defend itself. Something that won't die. Something... sturdy... you know?
    Lilo: Like a lobster!
    Nani: Lilo, Lilolo! Do we have a lobster door? No! We have a dog door! We are getting a dog! (unknown)
  • Lilo: We're leaving Stitch?
    Pleakley: Trust me, this is NOT going to end well! (unknown)
  • Gantu: [as the ship jolts] What was that?
    Second Alien: I... don't think he's on the ship anymore...
    Alien: Confirmed! He's taken a police cruiser.
    Second Alien: Yeah... he took the red one. (unknown)
  • Nani: Okay, talk. I know you had something to do with this. Now, where's Lilo? Talk! I know you can.
    Stitch: [reveals his alien form] Ok, ok.
    [Nani freaks and smacks him down with a tree branch] (unknown)
  • Lilo: Don't leave me, okay?
    Stitch: Okay. (unknown)
  • Pleakley: Look! A mosquito has chosen me as her perch. She's so beautiful. Look, another one! And another one! Why, it's a whole flock! They like me! They're nuzzling my flesh with their noses! Now they're... they're... Aaaaaaaah! (unknown)
  • Captain Gantu: Uncomfortable? Aw. Good! The council has sentenced you to exile on a desert asteroid. So relax, enjoy the trip... and don't get any ideas. These guns are locked onto your genetic signature. They won't shoot anyone but you. (unknown)
  • Grand Councilwoman: Experiment 626. Give us a sign you understand any of this. Show us that there is something inside you that is good.
    [Stitch clears his throat; the council members listen in anticipation]
    Stitch: Meega, nala kwishta!
    [the entire council gasps in horror]
    Grand Councilwoman: [horrified] So... naughty!
    [Stitch laughs maniacally]
    Jumba: I didn't teach him that! (unknown)
  • Lilo: Stitch is troubled. He needs desserts! (unknown)
  • Pleakley: Stop! I have just determined the situation to be far too hazardous!
    Jumba: Don't worry. I won't hit her.
    Pleakley: No! That girl is part of the mosquito food chain.
    [Gives Jumba his View Master]
    Pleakley: Here, educate yourself.
    Jumba: Using that little girl for a shield.
    [At Stitch]
    Jumba: This is low even for you! (unknown)
  • Jumba: He's using that little girl for a shield!
    [to Stitch]
    Jumba: THIS IS LOW EVEN FOR YOU! (unknown)
  • Jumba: [sees Pleakley trying on a wig] What are you doing?
    Pleakley: [hiding wig] Nothing.
    Jumba: Say, I want to try it on.
    Pleakley: No.
    Jumba: Share!
    [wrestles wig from Pleakley]
    Pleakley: Hey! Ow! You're just jealous 'cause I'm pretty! (unknown)
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