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Quotes of Cartoons; Lilo & Stitch [2002]

  • Jumba: Come on, what's the big deal?
    Stitch: [in alien language] Oongatish mista!
    Jumba: I'll put you back together again... I'll make you taller, and not so fluffy!
    [whips plates at Stitch, frisbee style]
    Stitch: I like fluffy!
    [after there is a ring of holes around Stitch]
    Stitch: [in alien language] Ah, Pooama Chicky!
    Jumba: Ach! Leave my mother out of this! (unknown)
  • Lilo: We're a broken family, aren't we?
    Nani: No... Maybe, a little. Maybe a lot. I shouldn't have yelled at you.
    Lilo: We're sisters. It's our job.
    Nani: Yeah, well, from now on...
    Lilo: I like you better as a sister than a mom.
    Nani: Yeah?
    Lilo: And you like me better as a sister than a rabbit, right? (unknown)
  • Lilo: A falling star... I call it!... Get out, get out! I have to make a wish!
    [Pushes Nani out of her room]
    Lilo: Can't you go any faster?
    Nani: Oh no! Gravity is increasing on me!
    [Nani begins to fall on Lilo]
    Lilo: No, it's not!
    Nani: Is too, Lilo; the same thing happened yesterday.
    Lilo: You rotten sister, your butt is crushing me! Why do you act so wierd? (unknown)
  • Rescue Lady: Oh yes, mm-hmm, all of our dogs are adoptable
    [Lilo walks in with Stitch]
    Rescue Lady: Except that one!
    Nani: What is that thing?
    Rescue Lady: A dog, I think... But it was dead this morning!
    Nani: It was dead this morning?
    Rescue Lady: Well we thought it was dead; it was hit by a truck! (unknown)
  • Lilo: [Sitting at a table with Stitch] David! I got a new dog!
    David: Auwe... You sure it's a dog?
    Lilo: Uh huh... He used to be a collie before he got ran over. (unknown)
  • Lilo: Did you lose your job because of Stitch and me?
    Nani: Nah. The manager's a vampire. He wanted me to join his legion of the undead.
    Lilo: I knew it! (unknown)
  • Nani: Did you catch fire again?
    David: No just the stage. (unknown)
  • Lilo: Don't worry. She likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary.
    David: She thinks it's fancy? (unknown)
  • Lilo: Did you ever... kill anyone?
    Mr. Cobra Bubbles: We're getting off-subject here. (unknown)
  • Lilo: Elvis Presley was a model citizen. I've compiled a list of his traits for you to practice. Number one... is dancing! (unknown)
  • Jumba: So, tell me, my little one-eyed one... on what poor, pitiful, defenseless planet has my "monstrosity" been unleashed? (unknown)
  • Grand Councilwoman: What about military forces just landing there?
    Pleakley: Well that would be a BAD IDEA! These are extremely simple creatures, miss. Landing there would create mass mayhem and planet-wide panic! (unknown)
  • Rescue lady: You have to think of a name for him.
    Lilo: His name is...”Stitch."
    Rescue lady: But that's not a real name...
    [Nani gesturing "NO"]
    Rescue lady: in... Iceland. But here it's a good name! "Stitch" it is. (unknown)
  • Stitch: Aloha! (unknown)
  • [first lines]
    Grand Councilwoman: Read the charges.
    Gantu: Doctor Jumba Jookiba, you stand before this council accused of illegal genetic experimentation!
    Grand Councilwoman: How do you plead?
    Jumba: Not guilty! My experiments are only theoretical, and completely within legal boundaries.
    Grand Councilwoman: We believe you actually... created something.
    Jumba: Created something? Hah! But that would be irresponsible and unethical. I would never, ever...
    [Stitch is revealed]
    Jumba: ...make... more than one. (unknown)
  • Nani: You are so finished when I get in there! I'm gonna stuff you in the blender, push "puree," then bake you into a pie and feed it to the social worker! And when he says, "Mmmm, this is great, what's your secret?" I'm gonna say...
    [Mr. Bubbles hooks his foot around hers and pulls her away from the dog-door]
    Nani: ...Love... and... nurturing... (unknown)
  • Gantu: What is that monstrosity?
    Jumba: Monstrosity? What you see before you is the first of a new species. I call it Experiment 626. He is fire-proof, bullet-proof, and can think faster than super computer. He can see in the dark, and lift objects three thousand times his size. His only instinct... to destroy everything he touches! Ha ha ha ha!
    Grand Councilwoman: So it IS a monster.
    Jumba: Eh, just a little one. (unknown)
  • David: [to Stitch] So you're from outer space? I hear the surfing is choice. (unknown)
  • Captain Gantu: Place that idiot scientist under arrest.
    Jumba: I prefer to be called "Evil Genius". (unknown)
  • Grand Councilwoman: Can we not simply destroy the island?
    Pleakley: NO, crazyhead! The mosquito's food of choice, primitive humanoid lifeforms, have colonies all over that planet.
    Grand Councilwoman: Are they intelligent?
    Pleakley: No. But they're very delicate. In fact, every time an asteroid strikes their planet, they have to begin life all over. Fascinating, isn't it? (unknown)
  • Nani: Oh, you are such a pain.
    Lilo: Then why don't you sell me and buy a rabbit instead?
    Nani: At least a rabbit would behave better than you!
    Lilo: Good! Then you'll be happy 'cause it'll be smarter than me, too!
    Nani: And quieter!
    Lilo: You'll like it 'cause it's stinky like you!
    [Lilo slams her bedroom door]
    Nani: Go to your room!
    Lilo: I'm already in my room! (unknown)
  • Pleakley: Oh, can't complain, Mom. Camping out with a convicted criminal. And, uh... oh, I had my head chewed on by a monster! (unknown)
  • [meeting the social worker after unknowingly damaging his car]
    Nani: Hi... uh... you must be, the, uh...
    Mr. Cobra Bubbles: The "stupidhead."
    Nani: Oh. Ohhhh! Oh, you know, I'm *really* sorry about that, and if I had known who you were, of course I never would've... I can pay for that.
    Mr. Cobra Bubbles: It's a rental. Are you the guardian in question?
    Nani: Yes. I'm Nani, nice to meet you Mr...
    Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Bubbles.
    Nani: Mr. Bubbles? That's a strange...
    Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Yes I know. Are you going to invite me in, Nani? (unknown)
  • [Stitch is running away]
    Lilo: "Ohana" means "family." "Family" means "no one gets left behind." But if you want to leave, you can. I'll remember you though.
    [looking at her picture of her dead parents]
    Lilo: I remember everyone that leaves. (unknown)
  • Jumba: Yes, yes, that's it, come quietly.
    Stitch: W-... waiting.
    Jumba: For what?
    Stitch: Family.
    Jumba: Ah. You don't have one. I made you.
    Stitch: Maybe... I could...
    Jumba: You are built to destroy. You can never belong. (unknown)
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