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Quotes of Cartoons; Lilo & Stitch [2002]

  • Lilo: Oh good! My dog found the chainsaw! (unknown)
  • Stitch: [while using a VW Beetle to defend himself against attackers] Blue punch buggy... no punch-back! (unknown)
  • Stitch: This is my family. I found it, all on my own. Is little, and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good. (unknown)
  • Lilo: Ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind. Or forgotten. (unknown)
  • Lilo: [Nani is taking Stitch outside] He was an orphan and we adopted him! What about o'hana?
    Nani: He hasn't been here that long!
    Lilo: Neither have I. Dad said o'hana means family.
    [Nani stops]
    Lilo: O'hana means family. Family means...
    Lilo, Nani: ...nobody gets left behind.
    Lilo: Or...?
    Nani: ...or forgotten. I know, I know. I hate it when you use o'hana against me. (unknown)
  • Jumba: Hiding behind your little friend won't work anymore. Didn't I tell you? We got fired this morning. New rules. (unknown)
  • Jumba: [captures Stitch] Aha! Now, all your washing is up!
    Pleakley: You're under arrest. Read him his rights.
    Jumba: Listen carefully.
    [slams Stitch's head repeatedly against a palm tree] (unknown)
  • Pleakley: [Nani sees Pleakley and Jumba arrest Stitch] Don't interact with her.
    [They turn their backs on Nani]
    Nani: Where's Lilo?
    Jumba: Who?
    [Pleakley hits Jumba]
    Jumba: What?
    Nani: Lilo. My sister.
    Jumba: Uh... sorry, we do not know anyone by this, uh...
    Nani: Lilo! She's a little girl this big, she has black hair and brown eyes and she hangs around with that THING!
    Jumba: [sighs] We know her.
    Nani: Bring... her... back.
    Pleakley: Oh, we can't do that. Uh-uh. That would be misuse of galactic resources.
    Jumba: See, problem is, we're just here for him.
    Nani: So she's gone?
    Pleakley: Look at the bright side. You won't have to yell at anyone anymore. (unknown)
  • Lilo: [explaining the death of her parents to Stitch] It was raining, and they went for a drive. What happened to yours? I hear you cry at night. Do you dream about them? I know that's why you wreck things, and push me. (unknown)
  • Lilo: I'm sorry I bit you... and pulled your hair... and punched you in the face... (unknown)
  • Lilo: [creating voodoo dolls of her playmates] My friends need to be punished. (unknown)
  • Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Thus far, you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience. (unknown)
  • Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Heard you lost your job.
    Nani: Well... I just quit that job, because the hours are just not conducive to raising a child...
    [Stitch hits Cobra in the face with a ball]
    Nani: Hey!
    Mr. Cobra Bubbles: What is that?
    Lilo: That's my puppy.
    Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Really?
    [Adjusts neck]
    Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Thus far you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience, but I cannot tolerate you being jobless. Do I make myself clear?
    Nani: Perfectly.
    Mr. Cobra Bubbles: And next time I see that dog, I want him to be a model citizen. Capisce?
    Lilo: Uh... yes?
    Mr. Cobra Bubbles: New job. Model citizen.
    [Puts on sunglasses; one of the lenses pops off]
    Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Good day. (unknown)
  • Lilo: It's nice to live on an island with no large cities.
    [Stitch throws a convulsive fit]
    Lilo: Are you okay? (unknown)
  • Jumba: You were built to destroy; you can never belong. Now come quietly and we will take you apart. (unknown)
  • Pleakley: Oh great! He's loose!
    Jumba: His destructive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities, where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everyone's left shoe. (unknown)
  • Stitch: Aloha!
    Gantu: Ah! You're vile; you're foul; you're flawed!
    Stitch: Also cute and fluffy! (unknown)
  • Nani: Lilo! There you are, "Honey Face!" This is Mr...”Bubbles".
    Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Nice to meet you.
    Lilo: Your knuckles say "cobra"...”Cobra Bubbles"... you don't... *look* like a social worker.
    Mr. Cobra Bubbles: I'm a special classification.
    Lilo: Did you ever kill anyone?
    Mr. Cobra Bubbles: We're getting off the subject. Let's talk about you. Are you... happy?
    Lilo: I'm adjusted.
    [Repeats what Nani is signing to her behind Bubbles' back]
    Lilo: I eat all four food groups, and look both ways before crossing the street... and take long naps...
    [Nani pumps her fist in triumph]
    Lilo: and get disciplined?
    Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Disciplined?
    Lilo: Yeah! She disciplines me real good.
    [Nani holds out here hand in "stop" gesture]
    Lilo: Sometimes five times a day! With bricks!
    Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Bricks?
    Lilo: Uh huh... in a pillow case...
    Nani: Okay, that's enough sugar for you! Why don't you run along now, you little cutie. The other social workers just thought she was a scream. Thirsty?
    Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Let me illuminate to you the precarious situation i which you have found yourself. I am the one they call when things go wrong, and things have indeed gone wrong. (unknown)
  • Nani: [talking on the phone] I think it might be a koala... an *evil* koala. I can't even pet it! It keeps *staring* at me, like it's gonna eat me! (unknown)
  • Jumba: WHAT? after all you put me through, you expect me to help you just like that? JUST LIKE THAT?
    Stitch: [alien language] Ih.
    Jumba: Fine!
    Pleakley: "Fine"? You're doing what he says?
    Jumba: He's very persuasive! (unknown)
  • Lilo: Leave me alone to diiiiie. (unknown)
  • Hula Teacher: Lilo, why are you all wet?
    Lilo: It's sandwich day. Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich...
    Hula Teacher: "Pudge" is a fish?
    Lilo: And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said "a tuna sandwich". I can't give Pudge tuna!
    [whispering]
    Lilo: Do you know what tuna *is*?
    Hula Teacher: Fish?
    Lilo: [hysterical] It's fish! If I give Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter 'cause all we have is... is... stinkin' tuna!
    Hula Teacher: Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important to you?
    Lilo: [calm] Pudge controls the weather. (unknown)
  • Captain Gantu: Abomination!
    Stitch: Stupid-head! (unknown)
  • Stitch: Poocha Chubugga Oom Chickee! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! (unknown)
  • Lilo: Our family's little now, and we don't have many toys... But if you want, you could be a part of it. You could be our baby, and we'd raise you to be good. (unknown)
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