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Quotes of Cartoons; James and the Giant Peach [1996]

  • Spider: [eating the peach] Mmmmm. Better than ladybugs.
    Ladybug: What?
    Spider: Excuse me.
    Earthworm: It's not dirt...
    [takes a bite of the peach]
    Earthworm: But it's not bad. (unknown)
  • The Grasshopper: He's committed pesticide! (unknown)
  • [on his experience of the world]
    Centipede: I did live between two pages of The National Geographic. Very informative magazine, the National Geographic. Lots of nice pictures. (unknown)
  • Centipede: Why don't skeletons play music in church? Because they got no organs. (unknown)
  • Earthworm: The sun's so hot! I'm roasted! (unknown)
  • Earthworm: She won't be coming down here with the spray. She'll be coming down here with a shovel. It happened to m' brother. Split him right down the middle. Now I have two half-brothers. (unknown)
  • James: Excuse me, sir, can you tell me where the Empire State Building is?
    Hard Hat Man: You're on top of it, kid. (unknown)
  • James: I can't remember what fun is for. (unknown)
  • Grasshopper: This is an outrage! You are a disgrace to your Phylum, Order, Class, Genus and Spe...
    Centipede: Say it in English!
    Grasshopper: YOU, sir, are an ASS! (unknown)
  • Centipede: Time to go make a pest of myself! (unknown)
  • [Spiker and Sponge are outside the peach, looking for James]
    Aunt Spiker: Where are you? You little worm!
    Earthworm: AAAHHHHHH!
    James: Not you, ME! (unknown)
  • James: Whenever I had a problem, my parents told me to look at it another way.
    Earthworm: *How*? First, I was bird bait, and then I was *shark* bait.
    James: That's true, but you could say that you gave us wings to fly, and that you defeated a giant shark single-handedly.
    Earthworm: No-handedly.
    James: You're a hero.
    Earthworm: I am. I'm Wonderworm! (unknown)
  • [the bugs and James have landed in the ocean]
    Spider: We are in, what you call, the Big Puddle. (unknown)
  • Aunt Sponge: We sent you out here to kill a spider!
    Aunt Spiker: Not to laze about.
    James: I wasn't lazing about, I tripped.
    Aunt Sponge: How dare you disagree with us! (unknown)
  • Aunt Sponge: I look and smell, I do declare, as lovely as a rose. Just feast your eyes upon my face, observe my shapely nose. Behold my heavenly silky locks, and if I take off both my socks, you'll see my dainty toes.
    Aunt Spiker: But don't forget, my dearest Sponge, how much your tummy shows! (unknown)
  • James: What are they?
    Old Man: Crocodile tongues.
    James: Tongues?
    Old Man: Long, slimy crocodile tongues boiled in the skull of a dead witch for 40 days and 40 nights. And, the gizard of a pig, the fingers of a young monkey, the beak of a parrot and three spoonfuls of sugar, and then, let the moon do the rest. (unknown)
  • Spider: We are in the middle of the, how do you say, the big puddle.
    Centipede: Biggest puddle of 'em all, angel fangs - the Atlantic Ocean.
    Old Green Grasshopper: Technically, the Pacific is the biggest.
    Centipede: Well, that goes without saying. (unknown)
  • Centipede: Biggest puddle of them all, Angel Fangs. The Atlantic Ocean.
    The Grasshopper: Tecnically, the Pacific is larger.
    Centipede: Well... that goes without saying. (unknown)
  • [James has discovered he has changed]
    James: It's like he said: Marvelous things will happen.
    Glowworm: Did he say, "Marvelous pigs in satin"?
    Grasshopper: No, dear lady.
    [He takes out a megaphone and speaks through it]
    Grasshopper: Marvelous things will happen.
    [to James]
    Grasshopper: Poor Glowworm, she's a little deaf.
    Earthworm: I, on the other hand, have exquisite hearing.
    Centipede: Oh, yeah? Well, listen to this...
    [He spits into his many hands and grabs the megaphone and yells into it]
    Centipede: LET'S GET OUTTA HERE! (unknown)
  • Innocent Girl: Can I touch it?
    Aunt Spiker: Touch it? You can't touch it.
    Aunt Sponge: She'll be wanting to taste it next.
    Aunt Spiker: [Tears up ticket] Admission denied. This child has too many cheeky ideas. (unknown)
  • Glowworm: God bless the colonies! (unknown)
  • Centipede: Let the biddies come! I'll take 'em both on! I'm undefeatable. I'm indivisible. I'm...
    [James falls on him]
    Centipede: ... in trouble! (unknown)
  • Centipede: I've sailed all the five seas. From the land of Bora Bora to the icy shores of Tripoli. Commodore Centipede, they used to call me.
    Grasshopper: Seven.
    Centipede: Huh?
    Grasshopper: There are seven seas, and Tripoli is in the Sub-Tropics, Commodore!
    Centipede: Trim the sails!
    Ladybug: There are no sails.
    Centipede: Start the engines!
    Earthworm: There are no engines.
    Centipede: I can't work with this miserable crew! (unknown)
  • [Gazing at the giant peach]
    Aunt Sponge: It smells delicious!
    Aunt Spiker: No! It smells like money. (unknown)
  • Earthworm: We gotta get out of here. We'll be turned into living statues.
    Grasshopper: *Dead* living statues! (unknown)
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