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Quotes of Cartoons; Hoodwinked [2005] (Usa)

  • Twitchy: [to The Wolf] I called you on my beeper. Did you get my beep? (unknown)
  • The Wolf: As God is my witness, you will learn to speak. (unknown)
  • Twitchy: Say parcheesi! (unknown)
  • The Wolf: I'm allergic to yodeling. (unknown)
  • Twitchy: [Wolf gives Twitchy a cup of coffee] Caffeine! Yeah baby!
    [bounces everywhere] (unknown)
  • The Wolf: I knew it! Never trust a bunny!
    Twitchy: Never trust a bunny! (unknown)
  • [Commenting on Boingo's musical number]
    The Wolf: The song was catchy, but the choreography was terrible. (unknown)
  • Granny: [after hearing the Bandit's plan to destroy the forest] Sweet tea and cookies, we've got to do something!
    The Wolf: I know. The song was catchty, but choreography was terrible. (unknown)
  • Boingo: You've been Hoodwinked, baby! (unknown)
  • The Wolf: [pretending to be a building inspector] Let me level with you, you're an evil genius, right?
    Boingo: Well, I don't know if I'd say "genius," you know. I was asked to join Mensa.
    The Wolf: Well, you got yourself an evil lair in a mountain cave. That's standard, but see, most masters of evil that we deal with are up to evil genius code. Are you familiar with the code?
    Boingo: You know, I'm more of a do-it-yourself kind of guy. Yeah.
    The Wolf: I understand. Are you thinking about puttin' in a laser?
    Boingo: I don't know. I don't... Do you think I should?
    The Wolf: Well, it's standard equipment for a cave lair. I'm not saying you're going to zap someone with it today, but you gotta think about the future. Those things have gotta be calibrated. (unknown)
  • Boingo: I smell hairspray
    [looks up and sees Granny] (unknown)
  • Chief Grizzly: Shouldn't you be in school?
    Red: Shouldn't I have a lawyer? (unknown)
  • [discovering the Wolf is pretending to be Granny]
    Red: You again! What do I have to do, get a restraining order? (unknown)
  • The Wolf: That was quite a bit of fallin' you did just now. (unknown)
  • Red: Mr Flippers!
    Nicky Flippers: I see you all got my message. Glad you could make it.
    Granny: What's going on?
    Nicky Flippers: Well, I was wondering if you'd like to come and work for me? I could use some fresh talent like you.
    The Wolf: What kind of work are we talking about?
    Nicky Flippers: You'd be under cover, on impossible missons, to far away places. There's a lot of stories out there that need a happy ending. I'm part of a secret organization that makes sure that happens.
    Red: "Happily Ever After Agency"?
    Nicky Flippers: The woods don't go 'round by themselves.
    Twitchy: [Talking very fast] Yeah! Alright! Okay we fight the bad guys, we ride the ski boats, climb the walls, and swing the windows secret agent style. Right! Yeah!
    Nicky Flippers: So what do you think?
    Granny: Bring it honey!
    Red: I always did like happy endings. (unknown)
  • Twitchy: [being slowed down on a tape machine so Nicky Flippers can understand him] The criminal you are looking for cannot be found at the bottom of the mountain; he resides at the top in a cave fortress where my companions are trying to detain him. (unknown)
  • Boingo: Oh, you'd best be fearing the ear baby! (unknown)
  • Red: You're crazy!
    Boingo: Maybe so, but I'm top of the woods now baby! (unknown)
  • The Wolf: You know, I'm front page material now. I'm about to crack a story about the 3 pigs running a home improvement scam. Houses falling left and right
    Twitchy: I've got the wide angle lens for those piggies. You gotta go wide! (unknown)
  • Nicky Flippers: We don't arrest people for being creepy.
    Tommy: [into walkie-talkie] Yeah, Bruce, you know that guy we got in the tank?
    Bruce: [over walkie-talkie] Ah, the creepy one?
    Tommy: Yeah, better let him go. (unknown)
  • Nicky Flippers: [to The Woodsman] I think it's safe to say that our thespian friend here knows the least about anything of anyone in this room. (unknown)
  • Red: What big ears you have.
    The Wolf: All the better to hear your many criticisms! (unknown)
  • Boingo: Dolph, tie up the brat; Liesel, hold the book; Vincent, get the truck; and Keith, darnit change your name, please, that's not scary and I'm embarrassed to say it. Boris, try that. Keith, ya know, OOOO Watch out for Keith! (unknown)
  • Chief Grizzly: [referring about the Woodsman] This guy's a loon.
    Det. Bill Stork: Watch it, chief. My mama's half-loon. (unknown)
  • Twitchy: Eezie-Peezie boss, eh, leave it to me! (unknown)
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