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Quotes of Cartoons; Hoodwinked [2005] (Usa)
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The Wolf: [receiving a lit stick of dynamite] What kind of candles are those?
Twitchy: [pointing at writing on dynamite] Dee-na-mee-tay. Must be Italian. (unknown)
Nicky Flippers: Why do they call you Red?
Red: They call me red because I wear this red hood.
Nicky Flippers: What about when you're not wearing the hood?
Red: [pause] I usually wear it. (unknown)
The Woodsman: What the Schnitzel? (unknown)
Granny: Honey, don't look at your granny like that.
Red: I'm sorry, I thought you were Triple G. Or are you the Bandit?
Det. Bill Stork: Aw-Kward!
[awkwardly side slips out of the room]
Granny: You're being ridiculous Red.
Red: I'm being ridiculous? You're off living... La Vida Loca, risking your life for some dumb thrills, and I'm supposed to stay home and be your happy little delivery girl?
Tommy: I have a...
Nicky Flippers: Coffee break, anyone?
Chief Grizzly: Uh, yeah
Det. Bill Stork: Whose got my keys?
Raccoon Jerry: You think granny would mind if i went through her garbage?
Chief Grizzly: Excuse us.
Granny: I thought you were happy.
Red: Open your eyes. I've never even been outside of the forest. Don't you think I'd want more than that?
Granny: Of course you do. You're a Puckett.
Red: [sighs] I don't know what that means anymore (unknown)
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Granny: I'm not like other grannies. (unknown)
Nicky Flippers: What do you do for a living, Mr. Wolf?
The Wolf: I'm a shepherd. (unknown)
Red: Who are you ?
The Wolf: I'm your grandma.
Red: Your face looks really weird, granny.
The Wolf: I've been sick, I... uh...
Red: Your mouth doesn't move when you talk.
The Wolf: Plastic surgery. Grandma's had a little work done. (unknown)
Red: [about the medallion she found in Granny's drawer] Huh? What's this?
Granny: Oh, it says "World's Greatest Grandma".
Red: Grandma, I can read. It says "Battle of the Iron Cage Gladiators". (unknown)
Granny: It's true, I'm not like other grannies. I never did like the quilting bees and the bingo parlors. I'd rather live life to the EXTREME! (unknown)
Nicky Flippers: It would seem that all of you came together tonight by mistake.
[walks past dog typing notes]
Nicky Flippers: Maybe you naughty neighbors butted heads so we could get to the real truth.
The Wolf: The Goody Bandit
Nicky Flippers: That's right. The Bandit's still at large. There's been a lot of finger pointing tonight, but now all fingers point to the Bandit.
The Woodsman: Not my finger!
[quickly puts index finger in mouth and starts sucking it]
Nicky Flippers: Oh no, you were just out damaging forest property, cutting down the redwoods we all call home.
[the Woodsman starts spluttering]
Nicky Flippers: Big guy like you, you could probably take whatever you want from little goody-loving creatures, couldn't you?
The Woodsman: But someone robbed me! Have we lost track of that?
Nicky Flippers: Thats right, someone did. Maybe a snack food competitor. Right Granny?
Granny: Now hold on a pea-picking minute! I may lead a double life full of secrets and deception, but that's no reason to be suspicious.
The Woodsman: Huh?
Nicky Flippers: A woman like you could have a lot to gain stealing all those recipes.
Chief Grizzly: And that's how she makes her goodies so good! Eh?
Nicky Flippers: Or she could just be another victim... of a hungry Wolf
The Wolf: Ah, the wolf did it. Talk about profiling.
Nicky Flippers: Why should we trust someone who wears disguises for a living?
Chief Grizzly: Maybe he's not a wolf at all!
The Wolf: You got me. I'm a poodle. I just haven't been to the barbershop in a long time.
Chief Grizzly: Is this all just a big joke to you?
The Wolf: I just followed the girl here.
Granny: You leave my granddaughter alone!
Nicky Flippers: Yes, now we get to Little Red, the girl with the basket on the run.
[camera points to empty chair]
Nicky Flippers: Where is she anyway? (unknown)
[after having his first taste of coffee and the caffeine obviously getting to him]
Twitchy: Caffeine! Yeah baby! (unknown)
[Twitchy falls from sky]
The Wolf: Twitchy! You scared me!
Twitchy: [speaking very quickly] Hey boss, I called the taped-I beeped you on your beeper. Did you get my beep?
The Wolf: Twitchy, you gotta calm down.
Twitchy: [continues speaking quickly] I got up early and I got the gear I was watching the girl like you told me to, the girl in the red hood.
The Wolf: Yeah, the girl in the red hood. Did you see where she went?
Twitchy: She went past the porcupines and the red bird's tree and the guy with the long beard and now she's up the creek and she sings everywhere she goes. She's like lalalalalalalalalala...
The Wolf: Yeah, yeah, I'm way ahead of you. we gotta find out who she's working for. You got the camera?
Twitchy: The 220x and a photograb with autofocus. Ooo, look at that - come with a 500 millimeter lens. You want the color or black and white?
The Wolf: Doesn't matter.
Twitchy: I brought a flash!
[takes a picture]
The Wolf: Will you put that away? It's covert. No flash!
Twitchy: [takes the flash off] Undercover, got it. Mmm-hm. Nobody sees, nobody knows. Click-click, heh heh!
[grins]
The Wolf: [stares at Twitchy] You ever thought about decaffeinated coffee?
Twitchy: Oh, I don't drink coffee! (unknown)
The Wolf: I can't believe I'm saying this but... drink up
[gives twitchy the coffee]
The Wolf: We may want to stand back.
Twitchy: [Sips coffee and his eyes buldge and he starts shaking] Yee-hoo-hoo-hoo! Wahooo! Caffeine! Yeah baby! Whoa!
The Wolf: Go get 'em boy.
[Twitchy takes off and bounces all over the place]
The Wolf: What... have I done?
Granny: Now the rest's up to us.
The Woodsman: Can I have coffee? (unknown)
Tommy: I know about houses. l built mine out of straw. I'm not an idiot. (unknown)
Nicky Flippers: So! Mr. Wolf... May I call you Wolf?
The Wolf: You can call me Sheila. I like long walks and fresh flowers.
Chief Grizzly: Quit playing around, Wolf! You're looking at 3 to 5 in an old shoe with no windows, SO START SINGIN'! (unknown)
Chief Grizzly: Pretty thin Wolf! You say the old lady was already tied up. How did that happen?
The Wolf: I don't know, maybe to make herself look innocent. I just write the news Chief, I don't make it.
Red: For a reporter, you sure have a strange way of doing your job.
The Wolf: What can I say? I was raised by wolves. (unknown)
Red: For a reporter, you sure have a funny way of doing your job.
The Wolf: What can I say? I was raised by wolves. (unknown)
Chief Grizzly: Am I gonna get to put the cuffs on someone or WHAT?
Nicky Flippers: Ah, remember Ted, pieces of the puzzle make funny shapes, but they still fit together in the end.
Chief Grizzly: Boy, you're just full o' those, aren'tcha? (unknown)
The Wolf: You're lookin' pretty tasty...
Woolworth: Why you gotta be like that? (unknown)
Boingo: [to tied and gagged Red] Hey, you're a delivery girl, right? Then could you do me a favor? Could you take this down the mountain? 'Cause it absolutely, positively has to be there TONIGHT! (unknown)
The Woodsman: [disguised as Dolph] Uh, Mister Rabbit...
Boingo: Dolph! Where have you been? You nimwitted Eurotrash with the... what is that, a ski mask?
The Woodsman: Uh, I, um, yah...
Boingo: I like that! See, that's scary. Yeah that's good...
The Woodsman: Um, b-boss...
Boingo: WHAT? Say it! Spit it out! What's goin' on?
The Woodsman: Um... boss, uh,
[singing]
The Woodsman: Paul's bunion cream/has the soothing formula...
The Wolf: [interrupts, also in disguise] Hi there! What he means to say is that I'm the building inspector.
The Woodsman: Yah, yes!
The Wolf: I just need to tap the pipes; see if your wiring's up to par.
Boingo: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold it, you're not... no, you can't touch anything in here.
The Wolf: [pauses] Let's walk. (unknown)
The Woodsman: I had always heard about call backs. But, I had never gotten one! (unknown)
Nicky Flippers: I wanna know more about this fellow with the axe. How does he fit into all this?
Det. Bill Stork: Maybe you should AXE him yourself! Ha ha ha ha haaa ha haaa! You-haha-see haa ha haaa! Axe-haaa ha ha! He he hee...
Chief Grizzly: [Stares blankly at Bill]
Det. Bill Stork: [glumly] I'll bring him in. (unknown)
Chief Grizzly: This looks pretty open and shut. Little miss rosy-capes making covert deliveries to the goodie-tychoon. Wolfie tries to eat 'em both, then crazy flannel-pants with the axe here busts in, swinging vigilante-style. Take 'em downtown boys!
Det. Bill Stork: Ah, it's the woods chief, we don't have a downtown.
Chief Grizzly: You know what I mean! Just book'em! (unknown)
The Wolf: ARE WE JUST GONNA SIT AROUND HERE TALKIN' ABOUT HOW BIG I'M GETTIN! (unknown)
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