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Quotes of Cartoons; Home on the Range [2004]
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Piggy: Gee, you're the biggest cow I've ever saw!
Maggie: Well, if you're in charge, I'll take that as a compliment.
Piggy: Uh...
Maggie: If not, I guess I'm just gonna have to sit on you.
Piggy: Mom! (unknown)
Maggie: Yeah, they're real, quit staring! (unknown)
Willie Brother #1: Maybe they jus' didn't like yer singin'?
Alameda Slim: [anger steadily rising] My singin'? Birds *sing.* Saloon girls *sing.* Little bitty snot nosed children *sing.* I yodel, and yodelin'... is an *art!* (unknown)
Mrs. Calloway: It's Buck.
Maggie: Stallion of the Cim-MORON. (unknown)
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Maggie: [to Buck] Well, if it isn't the Phony Express. (unknown)
Grace: [singing badly off key] She'll be coming 'round the mountain she'll be coming 'round the mountain, she'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes...
Maggie: She'd better hurry up around that mountain, 'cause I can't take this much longer. (unknown)
Rico: Lord of mercy.Is this the end of Rico? (unknown)
Maggie: I got it! Why don't we go nab that Alameda Slim and use the reward money to save the farm?
Mrs. Calloway: Oh, that *is* a sensible idea.
Maggie: I knew you'd love it!
Mrs. Calloway: Don't they have sarcasm where you come from? (unknown)
Maggie: Hey, thanks everybody! It's great to be here in Patch o' Heaven! Now don't everybody speak at one time!
[silence]
Maggie: What is this, the frozen food section? (unknown)
Grace: [to a bull] Let me guess, you're a Taurus? (unknown)
Mrs. Calloway: Step lightly, girls! The male of the species can be extremely hostile. (unknown)
Alameda Slim: Call me crazy, but I think these cows got it in for me! (unknown)
Jeb: Well, I think we all know what happens now!
Mrs. Calloway: Jeb, don't start!
Jeb: Now we all get eaten!
Mrs. Calloway: Jeb!
Audrey: But who would eat a chicken? (unknown)
Buck: Hey! Jump back, kiss myself! (unknown)
Maggie: Last one to the barn sleeps standing up! (unknown)
Maggie: You go, cow girl. (unknown)
Buck: Say, girls... got milk? (unknown)
Audrey: You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts! (unknown)
Mrs. Calloway: Maggie, may I be frank?
Maggie: Only if you let me wear the hat. (unknown)
Grace: Now, let's not play the shame and blame game. This is an organic problem, and there's a holistic solution.
Jeb: You don't get this whole farm concept, do you, sister? (unknown)
Buck: It's hero time. (unknown)
Alameda Slim: It ain't over til the fat man sings! (unknown)
Buck: Rusty! Rico's saddle! I'm wearing Rico's saddle! I'm wearing Rico's saddle!
Rusty, the Dog: Great, I'll leave you two alone. (unknown)
Grace: Maggie is some fun, isn't she?
Mrs. Calloway: [scoffing] Teaching pigs to throw food. As if they weren't sloppy enough. (unknown)
Grace: What kind of sheriff's office was that?
Mrs. Calloway: Saloon girls? Gambling? How does he ever get any work done.
Maggie: If that's the sheriff's office, this town rocks! (unknown)
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