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Quotes of Cartoons; Hercules [1997]
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Hades: Name's Hades, Lord of the dead. Hi, how ya doin'? (unknown)
Meg: Think your nanny goat would go berserk if you played hooky this afternoon?
Hercules: Oh gee, I don't know. Phil has the rest of the day pretty much booked.
Meg: Aw, Phil, Schmil. Just follow me, out the window, round the dumbells, you lift up the back wall and we're gone. (unknown)
Hades: We were so close. So close. We tripped at the finish line. Why? Because our little nut Meg has to go all noble. (unknown)
Hermes: My lord and lady, the Titans have escaped. And they're practically at our gates.
Zeus: Sound the alarm. Launch an immediate counterattack. Go. Go.
Hermes: Gone, babe. (unknown)
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Calliope: We are the muses, goddesses of the arts and proclaimers of heroes.
Terpsichore: Heroes like Hercules.
Thalia: Honey, you mean "Hunk-ules." Ooh, I'd like to make some sweet music with him.
Calliope: Our story actually begins long before Hercules was born, many eons ago. (unknown)
Hades: Ah. There's the little sunspot. Little snootchie. And here is a sucker for the little sucker. Eh? Here you go. You just...
[Baby Hercules squeezes Hades' finger too tightly]
Hades: Sheesh. Uh, powerful little tyke. (unknown)
Zeus: You ought to slow down. You'll work yourself to death. Hah. Work yourself to death.
[all laugh]
Zeus: Oh, I kill myself.
Hades: [to himself] If only. If only. (unknown)
Hermes: Fabulous party. You know, I haven't seen this much love in a room since Narcissus discovered himself. (unknown)
Narrator: Long ago, in the faraway land of ancient Greece, there was a golden age of powerful gods and extraordinary heroes. And the greatest and strongest of all these heroes was the mighty Hercules. But what is the measure of a true hero? Ah, that is what our story is...
Thalia: Will you listen to him? He's makin' the story sound like some Greek tragedy.
Terpsichore: Lighten up, dude.
Calliope: We'll take it from here, darling.
Narrator: You go, girl. (unknown)
[Hermes gives a bouquet of flowers to Hera]
Hera; Hercules' Mother: Why, Hermes, they're lovely.
Hermes: Yeah, you know, I had Orpheus do the arrangement. Isn't that too nutty? (unknown)
Hades: Ladies. Hah. I am so sorry that I'm...
The Fates, The Fates, The Fates: Late.
The Fates: We knew you would be.
The Fates: We know everything.
The Fates: Past.
The Fates: Present.
The Fates: And future.
The Fates: [aside, to Pain] Indoor plumbing. It's gonna be big. (unknown)
Phil: What's the matter? You never seen a satyr before?
Young Hercules: Uh, no. Can you help us? We're looking for someone called Philoctetes.
Phil: Call me Phil. (unknown)
Phil: And then there was Achilles. Now there was a guy who had it all, the build, the foot speed. He could jab. He could take a hit. He could keep on comin'. But that furshlugginer heel of his. He barely gets nicked there once and kaboom. He's history. (unknown)
Phil: [training Hercules in knife-throwing] Rule number 95, kid: concentrate.
[Hercules misses the targets and pins Phil against the wall with his knives]
Phil: Rule number 96: aim. (unknown)
Hercules: Uh, uh, uh, I'm, um, uh, uh, uh...
Meg: Are you always this articulate? (unknown)
Hercules: Hercules. My... My name is Hercules.
Meg: Herc... huh. I think I prefer Wonderboy. (unknown)
Pain: Wait a minute. Wasn't Hercules the name of that kid we were supposed to...
Pain, Panic: Oh, my Gods. (unknown)
Phil: The one and only Thebes. The Big Olive itself. If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere. (unknown)
Street Salesman: Hey, Mack.
Phil: [as the salesman open his coat] Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Street Salesman: You wanna buy a sundial? (unknown)
Heavyset Woman: It was tragic. We lost everything in the fire.
Burnt Man: Everything except old Snowball here.
Tall Thebian: Now were the fires before or after the earthquake?
Earthquake Lady: They were after the earthquake. I remember.
Heavyset Woman: But before the flood.
Elderly Thebian: Don't even get me started on the crime rate.
Heavyset Woman: Thebes has certainly gone downhill in a hurry.
Elderly Thebian: Tell me about it. It seems like every time I turn around, there's some new monster wreakin' havoc and I...
Burnt Man: All we need now is a plague of locusts.
[a locust jumps on and chirps, everyone screams]
Elderly Thebian: That's it. I'm movin' to Sparta. (unknown)
Burnt Man: Hey, isn't that the goat-man who trained Achilles?
Phil: Watch it, pal.
Tall Thebian: Yeah, you're right. Hey, uh, nice job on those heels. Ya missed a spot.
Phil: You... I got your heel right here.
[Phil head-butts the Tall Thebian] (unknown)
Meg: Hercules. Thank goodness.
Hercules: Wha-Wha-What's wrong?
Meg: Oh. Outside of town. Two little boys. Th-They were playing in the gorge. Th-There was this rock slide, a terrible rock slide. They're trapped.
Hercules: Kids? Trapped? Phil, this is great.
Meg: You're really choked up about this, aren't ya? (unknown)
[getting off of Pegasus after riding]
Meg: I'll be fine. Just get me down before I ruin the upholstery. (unknown)
Meg: I've done my part. Get your little imps...
Hades: They couldn't handle him as a baby. I need aomebody who can handle him as a man.
Meg: Hey, I've sworn off manhandling.
Hades: Well, you know, that's good because that's what got you into this jam in the first place, isn't it? You sold your soul to me to save your boyfriend's life. And how does this creep thank you? By running off with some babe. He hurt you real bad, didn't he, Meg? Huh?
Meg: Look, I learned my lesson, okay?
Hades: Which is exactly why I got a feelin' you're gonna leap at my new offer. You give me the key to bringing down Wonder Breath, and I give you the thing that you crave most in the entire cosmos: your freedom. (unknown)
Phil: Keep your toga on, pal. (unknown)
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