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Quotes of Cartoons; Hauru no ugoku shiro [2004]

  • Howl: You're wearing that hat? After all the magic I used to make your dress pretty? (unknown)
  • Howl: I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't torment my friend. (unknown)
  • Howl: [Quietly amused] Calcifer? You're being so obedient.
    Calcifer: Not on purpose! She bullied me!
    Howl: Not just anybody can do that.
    [Looks at Sophie]
    Howl: And you are... who?
    Old Sophie: Er, You can just call me Grandma Sophie. I'm your new cleaning lady. I just started work today. (unknown)
  • Old Sophie: What a dump. When I think of castles, it's not what I picture. (unknown)
  • Old Sophie: All right Calcifer, lets get cooking.
    Calcifer: I don't cook! I'm a scary and powerful fire demon! (unknown)
  • Howl: Calcifer, move the castle sixty miles west.
    [walks away]
    Howl: And while you're at it, make hot water for my bath.
    Calcifer: Fine, like moving the castle isn't hard enough! (unknown)
  • Howl: So, what do you have in your pocket, Sophie?
    Old Sophie: Huh?
    [Finds a folded piece of paper]
    Old Sophie: What is this?
    Howl: Give it to me.
    [paper burns leaving marks on the table]
    Markl: Scorch marks! Howl, can you read them?
    Howl: That is ancient sorcery and quite powerful too.
    Markl: Is it from the Witch of the Waste?
    Howl: "You who swallowed a falling star, o' heartless man, your heart shall soon be mine." That can't be good for the table.
    [covers the marks with his hand]
    Markl: Wow! It's gone!
    Howl: The mark maybe gone but the spell is still there. (unknown)
  • [Two soldiers are bothering Sophie]
    Howl: There you are sweetheart, sorry I'm late. I was looking everywhere for you.
    Soldier: Hey, hey! We're busy here!
    Howl: Are you really? To me, it looked like the two of you were just leaving.
    [gestures with his hand, the soldiers are forced to march away] (unknown)
  • Howl: Don't be alarmed but I'm being followed. Act normal. (unknown)
  • Howl: Sorry, it looks like you're involved. (unknown)
  • Letti: What's going on? Someone just told me you floated down into our balcony!
    Young Sophie: So that did happen, it wasn't a dream. (unknown)
  • Letti: Wow! He must have been a wizard then.
    Young Sophie: But he was so kind to me. He rescued me, Letti.
    Letti: Of course he did, he was trying to steal your heart. You were so lucky Sophie, if that wizard were Howl, he would have eaten it.
    Young Sophie: No he wouldn't, Howl only does that to beautiful girls. (unknown)
  • Howl: Markl, make sure the cleaning lady doesn't get carried away while I'm gone.
    Markl: Sophie, what did you do now?
    [Sophie shrugs]
    Calcifer: She almost smothered me! If I die, Howl dies too, I hope you know. (unknown)
  • Markl: Wait! You can't come up here!
    Old Sophie: Whatever you don't want me to clean, better hide it now!
    Markl: Save my room for last, OK? (unknown)
  • Old Sophie: When you're old, all you want to do is stare at the scenery. It's so strange. I've never felt so peaceful before. (unknown)
  • [to Howl]
    Calcifer: You shouldn't keep flying around like that. Soon you won't be able to turn back into a human. (unknown)
  • Howl: I'm tired, make some hot water for my bath.
    Calcifer: Not again! (unknown)
  • Howl: This war is terrible, they bomb from the southern coast to the northern border. It's all in flames now.
    Calcifer: I can't stand the fire and gunpowder. Those dopey guys have absolutely no manners.
    Howl: My own kind attacked me today.
    Calcifer: Who? The Witch of the Wastes?
    Howl: No, some hack wizards who turned themselves into monsters for the king.
    Calcifer: Those wizards are going to regret doing that. They'll never change back into humans.
    Howl: After the war, they won't recall they ever were human. (unknown)
  • [Howl comes running out of the bathroom, screaming. His hair is now orange]
    Howl: Sophie! You, you sabotaged me! Look! Look at what you've done to my hair! Look!
    Old Sophie: What a pretty color.
    Howl: It's hideous! You completely ruined my magic potions in the bathroom!
    Old Sophie: I just organized things, Howl. Nothing's ruined.
    Howl: Wrong! Wrong! I specifically ordered you not to get carried away!
    [tragically]
    Howl: Now I'm repulsive.
    [slumps into a chair]
    Howl: I can't live like this.
    [starts sobbing, head in hands]
    Old Sophie: Come on, it's not that bad.
    [Howl's hair changes color to purple, then black]
    Old Sophie: You should look at it now, its shade is even better.
    Howl: [inconsolable] I give up. I see not point in living if I can't be beautiful. (unknown)
  • Howl: The Witch of the Wastes is trying to find my castle.
    Old Sophie: Ah, I saw her henchmen at the harbor.
    Howl: I'm such a big coward, all I do is hide. All of this magic is to keep everybody away. I can't stand how scared I am. (unknown)
  • Old Sophie: Howl, why is the Witch of the Wastes trying to hunt you down?
    Howl: She was once quite beautiful, so I decided to pursue her, then I realized she wasn't, so then, as usual, I ran away. (unknown)
  • Howl: I've got it! Why don't you go to the palace for me!
    Old Sophie: Huh?
    Howl: Just say that you're Pendragon's mother and that your son is such a cowardly wizard he's too afraid to show his face. Maybe then Madame Suliman will finally give up on me. (unknown)
  • [puts a ring on Sophie's finger]
    Howl: This charm will guarantee your safe return. Don't worry, I'll follow behind you in disguise. Now off you go. (unknown)
  • Old Sophie: I wonder what Howl disguised himself as? Surely not a crow. Can't be a pigeon, he's too flamboyant for that.
    [a glider plane with a giggling young woman and her lover flies overhead]
    Old Sophie: That could be him. (unknown)
  • Madam Suliman: That boy is extremely dangerous, his powers are far too great for someone without a heart.
    [pause]
    Madam Suliman: If he stays selfish, I'm afraid he'll end up just like the Witch of the Wastes. (unknown)
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