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Quotes of Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003] (Usa)

  • Gurgle: So, which one is it?
    Nemo: I'm from the ocean.
    Gurgle: Oh, the ocean. THE OCEAN? AAAH! He hasn't been decontaminated yet! Jacques!
    Jacques: Oui.
    Gurgle: Clean up!
    Jacques: Oui.
    Gurgle: Ocean!
    Jacques: Oo, la mer! Bon!
    [Spins Nemo around as he cleans him]
    Jacques: Voilá. He is clean. (unknown)
  • Marlin: I promised I'd never let anything happen to him.
    Dory: Hmm. That's a funny thing to promise.
    Marlin: What?
    Dory: Well you can't never let anything happen to him. Then nothing would ever happen to him. Not much fun for little Harpo. (unknown)
  • Dory: Hey, what's wrong?
    Marlin: What's wrong? While they're busy doing their little impressions, I'm miles from home with a fish who can't even remember her name.
    Dory: Boy, I bet that's frustrating.
    Marlin: Meanwhile, my son is missing.
    Dory: Your son Chico?
    Marlin: Nemo.
    Dory: Right. Got it.
    Marlin: But it doesn't matter, because no one in this entire ocean is going to help me.
    Dory: Well, I'm helping you. (unknown)
  • Crush: Your exit's coming up, man.
    Marlin: Where? I don't see it.
    Dory: Right there. I see it.
    Marlin: You mean the swirling vortex of terror?
    Crush: That's it, dude.
    Marlin: Of course it is. (unknown)
  • Nemo: Dad, you're not gonna freak out like you did at the petting zoo, are you?
    Marlin: Hey, that snail was about to charge. (unknown)
  • Dentist: Good thing I pulled the right one, eh Prime Minister. (unknown)
  • Dory: si... side... syd... nay... sydney.
    [hear "P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney; flashback of film]
    Dory: Aah. Nemo. (unknown)
  • Marlin: I can't make out these markings.
    Dory: Then we need to find a fish that can read this. Hey, look! Sharks! (unknown)
  • Marlin: It's just as well. He might be hungry.
    Dory: Oh don't worry. Whales don't eat clownfish. They eat krill.
    Krill: Swim away.
    Dory: Oh look. Krill. (unknown)
  • Nemo: ...uh... AH.
    Jacques: Suivez-moi.
    Nemo: [stares]
    Jacques: Follow me. (unknown)
  • Dory: Come on, trust me on this one.
    Marlin: Trust you?
    Dory: Yes, trust, it's what friends do. (unknown)
  • Marlin: Wait, wait...
    [Red fish darts out and uses its color as a stop light, Nemo and Marlin cross]
    Marlin: Hold my fin, hold my fin! (unknown)
  • Pearl: See, this tentacle is actually shorter than all my other tentacles but you can't really tell, especially when I twirl them like this... (unknown)
  • Nigel: I can't go in there!
    Marlin: Oh yes you can! (unknown)
  • Mr. Ray: All new explorers must answer a science question. You live in what kind of home?
    Nemo: An anemonemone. Amnemonemomne.
    Mr. Ray: That's okay kid, dont hurt yourself. (unknown)
  • Fish in Tank: Sharkbait OO HA HA (unknown)
  • Gill: Look at that. Would you look at that? Filthy. Absolutely filthy. And it's all thanks to you, kid. You made it possible. Jacques! No cleaning!
    Jacques: I am ashamed. (unknown)
  • Patient: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
    Dentist: Oh... well, that's ONE way to pull a tooth... (unknown)
  • Bruce: Hello. My name is Bruce.
    Anchor, Chum: Hello, Bruce.
    Bruce: It has been three weeks since my last fish, on my honor, or may I be chopped up and made into soup.
    [Anchor and Chum applaud]
    Chum: You're an inspiration to us all!
    Anchor: Amen! (unknown)
  • Marlin: [exasperated] Would somebody please give me directions?
    [School of fish take shape of clown fish with sour expression]
    School of Fish: [mockingly] Would somebody please give me directions?
    Marlin: I'm serious!
    School of Fish: Blah-blah-blah, me-me-blah! Blah-blah, blah-blah, me-me-me! (unknown)
  • Bruce: Just a bite!
    Anchor: Hold yourself together, mate!
    Chum: Remember, Bruce! Fish are friends, not food!
    Bruce: Food! (unknown)
  • Dory: I suffer from short term memory loss. It runs in my family... At least I think it does... Where are they? (unknown)
  • [first lines]
    Marlin: Wow.
    Coral: Mmm.
    Marlin: Wow.
    Coral: Mm-hmm.
    Marlin: Wow.
    Coral: Yes, Marlin. I... No, I see it. It's beautiful.
    Marlin: So, Coral, when you said you wanted an ocean view, you didn't think you were going to get the whole ocean, did you? Huh?
    [deep breath]
    Marlin: Oh, yeah. A fish can breathe out here. Did your man deliver, or did he deliver?
    Coral: My man delivered.
    Marlin: And it wasn't so easy.
    Coral: Because a lot of other clownfish had their eyes on this place. (unknown)
  • Bloat: Uh oh. Darla.
    Nemo: What's wrong with her?
    Gurgle: She wouldn't stop shaking the bag.
    [Close up of the dead fish in the photo]
    Bubbles: Poor Chuckles.
    Deb: He was her present last year.
    Bloat: Took a ride on the porcelain express.
    [Dentist flushes toilet]
    Peach: She's a fish killer! (unknown)
  • Dory: This is the Ocean silly, we're not the only two in here. (unknown)
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