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Quotes of Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003] (Usa)
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Squirt: Good afternoon. We're gonna have a great jump today. Okay, first crank a hard cutback as you hit the wall. There's a screaming bottom curve, so watch out. Remember: rip it, roll it, and punch it. Marlin: It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it. [to Squirt] Marlin: Look, you're really cute, but I can't understand what you're saying. say the first thing again. (unknown) | |
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Dory: What is it with men and asking for directions? Marlin: I don't want to play the gender card right now. You want to play a card, let's play the "let's not die" card. (unknown) Bloat: Ha,ha,ha,ha! Gill: We did it! [pause] Bloat: Now what? (unknown) [Marlin wakes up] Crush: Oh, he lives. Hey, dude! Marlin: Oh... What happened? Crush: Saw the whole thing, dude. First you were all like "whoa", and we were like "whoa", and you were like "whoa..." Marlin: What are you talking about? Crush: You, Mini-Man, takin' on the jellies. You've got serious thrill issues, dude. Awesome. Marlin: Oh, my stomach. Ohh. Crush: Oh, man. Hey, no hurling on the shell, dude, ok? Just waxed it. Marlin: So, Mr. Turtle? Crush: Whoa, Dude. Mister Turtle is my father. The name's Crush. Marlin: Crush, really? OK, Crush. I need to get to the East Australian Current. EAC? Crush: [Laughing] Oh, dude. You're ridin' it, dude! Check it out! (unknown) Dory: Yeah, be careful I don't make you cry when I win! Marlin: Oh I don't think so! Dory: Give it up old man, you can't fight evolution, I was built for speed! Marlin: The question is Dory, are you hungry? Dory: Hungry? Why? Marlin: 'Cause you're about to eat my bubbles! (unknown) Peach: Root canal, and by the looks of those X-rays, it's not going to be pretty. Bloat: Dam and clamper installed? Peach: Yep. [Dentist drills and patient screams] Peach: Now he's using the Schilder technique. Bloat: He's been favoring that one lately. He's using a Hedstrom file. Gurgle: That's not a Hedstrom file, that's a K-flex. Bloat: It has a teardrop cross section, clearly it's a HEDSTROM. Gurgle: No, it's a K-FLEX. Bloat: HEDSTROM. Gurgle: K-FLEX. Bloat: HEDSTROM. [inflates] Bloat: Oomp. There I go. I'll be over here. Deb: [sighs] I'll go deflate him. (unknown) Marlin: No I don't wanna know. Dory: [singing] Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim. Marlin: Dory, no singing. Dory: [continuing] Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho. I love to swim. When you want to swim you want to swim. Marlin: Now I'm stuck with that song... Now it's in my head. Dory: Sorry. (unknown) Crab#2: Hey. Crab#1: Hey. Crab#2: Hey. (unknown) Dory: Mmm-hmm. School of Fish: Okay, just like in rehearsal, gentlemen. [School takes form of swordfish] School of Fish: So, what are we? Take a guess. Dory: Oh, oh, I've seen one of those. School of Fish: I'm a fish with a nose like a *sword*. Dory: Wait, wait, umm... Marlin: It's a swordfish! School of Fish: Hey, clown boy! Let the lady guess. [Takes form of lobster] School of Fish: Where's the butter? Dory: Ooh! It's on the tip of my tongue... Marlin: [Coughing] Lobster! School of Fish: Saw that. Marlin: What? School of Fish: [Takes form of octopus] Lots of legs, swims in the ocean. Dory: Clam! School of Fish: Close enough. [Takes form of pirate ship] School of Fish: Oh, it's a whale of a tale, I'll tell you, lad... Dory: Oh, they're good. (unknown) Nemo: Exchange student. Squirt: I'm from the EAC, dude. Mr. Ray: Sweet! Nemo, Squirt: Totally! (unknown) Gill: No, I'm the one who should be sorry. I was so ready to get out, so ready to taste that ocean, I was willing to put you in harm's way to get there. Nothing should be worth that. (unknown) Dory: P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. [gasps] Dory: I remembered what it said! I usually forget things, but I remembered it that time! P. Sherman, 4... Marlin: Wait! What does that mean? Dory: I don't know. But who cares! Ha ha! I remembered! P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. I remembered it again! (unknown) Nemo: Can you help me? Gill: No. You got yourself in there, you can get yourself out. Deb: Ah, Gil... Gill: I just want to see if he can do it, Okay? Try alternating your left fin and your right fin. Nemo: I can't. I only have one fin. Gill: Hasn't stopped me. [Turns to show Nemo his broken fin] Gill: Now think about what you have to do. [Nemo wriggles out of the filter] Gill: Perfect. (unknown) Nemo: It's all right. I know who you're talking about. [Bloat smacks Gurgle upside his head] (unknown) Nemo: What? Marlin: Sea turtles? I met one, and he was a hundred and fifty years old. Nemo: Hundred and fifty? Marlin: Yup. Nemo: Oh. 'Cause Sandy Plankton said that they only live to be a hundred. Marlin: Sandy Plankton? You think I would travel the whole ocean and not know as much as Sandy Plankton? He was a hundred and fifty, not a hundred. (unknown) Bruce: Mind your distance, though. Those balloons can be a bit dodgy. You wouldn't want one of them to pop. (unknown) Marlin: You did? Dory: Yeah, it went by not too long ago. Follow me. [few seconds later] Dory: Would you quit it? What, the ocean isnt big enough for you or something like that? You got a problem? Huh? Do ya, do ya, do ya? You wanna piece of me? Yeah, yeah! Ooh, I'm scared now! What? Marlin: What? You said you saw a boat. Dory: A boat? Marlin: YES. Dory: Hey, I've seen a boat. It went by not too long ago. It went... this way. It went this way. Marlin: Wait a minute, you already told me which way the boat went. Dory: I did? Oh, no... (unknown) Marlin: I highly doubt it. Nemo: Have how ever met a shark? Marlin: No, and I don't plan to. Nemo: How old are sea turtles? Marlin: Sea turtles? I don't know. Nemo: Sandy Plankton from next door, he says they live to be a hundred years old. Marlin: Well, if I ever meet a sea turtle I'll ask him, right after I'm done talking to the shark. (unknown) Marlin: All right. Dory: Okay, I'm thinking of something orange, and it's small... Marlin: It's me. Dory: Right! [Later] Dory: I'm thinking of something orange and small... Marlin: Me again. Dory: All right, Mr. Smartypants... [Later] Dory: ... It's orange and small, and has stripes... Marlin: Me, and the next one - just a guess - me. Dory: Okay, that's just scary. (unknown) Dory: Trench. Through it, not over. I'll remember. [swimming to catch up with Marlin] Dory: Hey wait up there's something I gotta tell you. [sees the trench] Dory: Woah. Nice trench. (unknown) | |
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