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Quotes of Cartoons; DuckTales [1990]
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Louie: [Scrooge has opened a chest stolen by Collie Baba and discovers it to be full of clothes] He stole clothes?
Scrooge McDuck: Ah, nothing but old robes. 40 years of searching, and all I end up with is Collie Baba's dirty laundry!
Webby: Well, at least the box is pretty, Uncle Scrooge. (unknown)
Dewey: [referring to Merlock] He can't still be alive.
Louie: He'd be ancient.
Huey: Yeah, older than Uncle Scrooge, even.
Genie: Yes, except his first wish was to live for ever.
Huey: Oh! Good wisher!
Genie: No! Bad wisher! You don't know! He made me do the worst things.
Dewey: Like what?
Genie: Did you ever hear of Atlantis? It was everybody's favorite resort until Merlock couldn't make any reservations! Then down she went! Poor Pompei! Mount Vesuvius would never had blown it's top if Merlock hadn't blown his!
Louie: But what are you worried about? He used up all his wishes.
Genie: But that's just it - Merlock has unlimited wishes, because he has a magic talisman. It's what gives him all his powers... and when he puts it on the lamp, he gets as many wishes as he wants! Now you see why I'm a little jumpy?
Louie: Well, maybe we should wish for the talisman?
Genie: No, that's the one wish I can't do. You'll have to steal it from him yourself, and good luck!
Louie: Well, don't worry about that mean old master now.
Dewey: Yeah, he has no idea your here with us.
Huey: And that's the way it's going to stay. (unknown)
Genie: First, you have to hold the lamp...
Louie: Yeah?
Genie: Then, say, "I wish."
Huey: Yeah?
Genie: Then wish for something.
Huey: That's all?
Dewey: Boy! It's even user-friendly! (unknown)
Genie: Shabooey! (unknown)
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Louie: It's a genie, isn't it?
Dewey: It's not the tooth fairy. (unknown)
Dewey: What is that? A Mexican Jumping Lamp? (unknown)
Huey: Can't he stay with us, Uncle Scrooge?
Dewey: Yeah.
Scrooge McDuck: Oh no! I'm not letting this oppurtunity slip from my fingers!
Dewey: But he's our friend.
Scrooge McDuck: Nonsense! A genie isn't a person! A genie is a... a thing! (unknown)
Dewey: Webby! What did you do this time?
Webby: I'm sorry. Just make them stop!
Louie: But I've only got one wish left!
Scrooge McDuck: Boys! What is going on?
Huey: Uh-oh. Looks like the jig is up. Go ahead, Louie. (unknown)
Dijon: Where is everybody?
Merlock: They have vanished!
Dijon: But how?
Merlock: [shouts] With the lamp, you fool! And you will help me get it back...
[shows Dijon a group of giant scorpions]
Merlock: ...or their sting will seem like a tickle compared to mine. (unknown)
Louie: I'm going to wish for a million wishes!
Genie: Get serious! That never works! (unknown)
Dewey: Do you think we'll see a mummy?
Dijon: That reminds me, my mummy's expecting me. It's time for my nap. (unknown)
Louie: Where are you going to keep all this treasure, Uncle Scrooge?
Scrooge McDuck: I won't keep it all, Louie. Most of these artifacts will go to museums.
Louie: That doesn't sound like Uncle Scrooge.
Scrooge McDuck: That way, I can enjoy a healthy tax break!
Huey: That does! (unknown)
Dewey: What a ride!
Louie: Yeah, I wouldn't mind doing it again now that I know that you can live through it! (unknown)
Webby: After I'm done polishing my teapot, we can have a tea party with all my dollies.
Huey: Thanks for the warning. (unknown)
Genie: Finally, room to stretch! My foot's been asleep for six centuries. (unknown)
Huey: You read the whole encyclopedia?
Genie: Cover to cover to cover... what's this? Baseball? Bowling ball? Cinderella's ball?
Huey: No, it's a globe of the Earth.
Genie: Get back. You mean the Earth isn't flat? I must have missed that part.
Louie: Boy, he HAS been in that lamp for a long time! (unknown)
Genie: Big wishes always big trouble! The bigger the wish, the bigger the trouble!
Louie: He's right. One look at that elephant, and Uncle Scrooge will want to know what's up.
Genie: Everyone who sees it will, and pretty soon, everyone will be fighting over me, the wishes will get out of control, and I'll end up being in the lamp for another thousand years!
Louie: Jeepers! I hadn't thought of that!
Genie: So please, please! Make small wishes! (unknown)
Genie: Better watch out for that wind sheer. (unknown)
Webby: Genie, your gonna love playing tea party.
Genie: I know. I read all about it. Can I be the guy who dresses like an Indian and throws the tea off the boat?
Webby: No silly, not a Boston Tea Party. (unknown)
Mrs. Beakley: If there's one thing I hate more than elephants in the house, it's rats! (unknown)
Genie: Wish them back, please!
Webby: I can't! That was my last wish!
Genie: I wish you hadn't said that! (unknown)
Genie: You call these party animals? They're lifeless! (unknown)
Scrooge McDuck: I can wish for the world's biggest diamond... no, the entire diamond mine... no, all the diamond mines... no, the entire mining industry! I can see why this can take some careful thought. (unknown)
Genie: Music! Food! Guacamole! It's a party! Gotta boogie! Gotta Bingo! I gotta get out of this lamp!
Scrooge McDuck: Can you keep quiet at all?
Genie: If you let me out, I'll be as quiet as a mouse and just as small.
Scrooge McDuck: Oh, all right!
[lets the genie out]
Genie: Hey! Look at that! A couple of single guys out on the town!
Scrooge McDuck: Guess again.
[puts genie in a little plant]
Scrooge McDuck: You can watch the ball from here. Otherwise, you go back in the lamp.
Genie: But what if I win the door prize? (unknown)
Genie: It's not my fault Merlock's after me. I don't just want to be Mr. Popularity. All I wanted was a life of my own... like your nephews. My own bike, stack of comic books, a sled, maybe some ski equipment, a CD player, my own home video entertainment system...
Scrooge McDuck: All right! All right! (unknown)
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