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Quotes of Cartoons; Chicken Run [2000] (Usa)

  • Ginger: So laying eggs all your life and then getting plucked, stuffed and roasted is good enough for you, is it?
    Babs: It's a livin'. (unknown)
  • [Babs has fainted from a near-death experience]
    Babs: All me life flashed before me eyes.
    [disappointed]
    Babs: It was really borin'. (unknown)
  • [the chickens are panicking]
    Ginger: Ladies, please. Let's not lose our heads.
    Bunty: Lose our heads? Aaaahh. (unknown)
  • Babs: Morning, Ginger. Back from holiday?
    Ginger: I wasn't on holiday, Babs. I was in solitary confinement.
    Babs: Oh, it's nice to get a bit of time to yourself, isn't it? (unknown)
  • Bunty: In all my life, I've never heard such a fantastic load of tripe. Oh, face the facts, ducks. The chances of us getting out of here are a million to one.
    Ginger: Then there's still a chance. (unknown)
  • Ginger: Listen. We'll either die free chickens or we die trying.
    Babs: Are those the only choices? (unknown)
  • Rocky: Now, the most important thing is, we have to work as a team, which means: you do everything I tell you. (unknown)
  • Fetcher: Birds of a feather flop together. (unknown)
  • Babs: I don't want to be a pie. I don't like gravy. (unknown)
  • Ginger: But you're supposed to be up there - you're the pilot.
    Fowler: Don't be ridiculous. I can't fly this contraption.
    Ginger: "Back in your day"? The Royal Air Force?
    Fowler: 644 Squadron, Poultry Division - we were the mascots.
    Ginger: You mean you never actually *flew* the plane?
    Fowler: Good heavens, no! I'm a chicken! The Royal Air Force doesn't let chickens behind the controls of a complex aircraft. (unknown)
  • Rocky: The name's Rocky. Rocky the Rhode Island Red. Rhodes for short.
    Bunty: Rocky Rhodes?
    Rocky: Catchy, ain't it? (unknown)
  • Fetcher: It's raining hen. (unknown)
  • Rocky: You see, flying takes three things: Hard work, perseverance and... hard work.
    Fowler: You said "hard work" twice.
    Rocky: That's because it takes twice as much work as perseverance. (unknown)
  • Mr. Tweedy: What is it?
    Mrs. Tweedy: It's a pie machine, you idiot. Chickens go in, pies come out.
    Mr. Tweedy: Ooh, what kind of pies?
    Mrs. Tweedy: Apple.
    Mr. Tweedy: My favourite.
    Mrs. Tweedy: Chicken pies, you great lummox. Imagine. In less than a fortnight, every grocers' in the county will be stocked with box upon box of Mrs. Tweedy's Homemade Chicken Pies.
    Mr. Tweedy: Just Mrs?
    Mrs. Tweedy: Woman's touch. Makes the public feel more comfortable. (unknown)
  • Fowler: Pushy Americans, always showing up late for every war. Overpaid, oversexed, and over here. (unknown)
  • Ginger: I should turn you in right now.
    Rocky: You wouldn't... would you?
    Ginger: Give me one reason why I shouldn't.
    Rocky: Because I'm... cute?
    [Ginger squawks to attract the farmer's attention]
    Rocky: Hey, what kind of crazy chick are you? Do you know what will happen if he finds me?
    Ginger: It's a cruel world.
    Rocky: I just decided I don't like you.
    Ginger: I just decided I don't care. (unknown)
  • [the plane reels as Mrs. Tweedy hangs on to it]
    Fowler: Great Scott, what was that?
    Mac: A cling-on, Cap'n, and the engines can't take it. (unknown)
  • [on the chickens' plane before take-off]
    Nick: The exits are located here and here. In the quite likely event of an emergency, put your head between your knees...
    Fetcher: ?and kiss your bum goodbye! (unknown)
  • Fowler: We need more power.
    Mac: I cannot work miracles, cap'n. We're giving her all she's got. (unknown)
  • Rocky: What's eating Grandpa? (unknown)
  • [after being asked where he's from]
    Rocky: Oh, just a little place I call the land of the free and the home of the brave...
    Mac: Scotland!
    Rocky: No! America. (unknown)
  • [last lines]
    Nick: Here's a thought. Why don't we get an egg and start our own chicken farm? That way we'd have all the eggs we could eat.
    Fetcher: Right. We'll need a chicken, then.
    Nick: No... no, we'll need an egg. You have the egg first, that's where you get the chicken from.
    Fetcher: No, that's cobblers. If you don't have a chicken, where are you going to get the egg?
    Nick: From the chicken that comes from the egg.
    Fetcher: Yeah, but you have to have an egg to have a chicken.
    Nick: Yeah, but you've got to get the chicken first to get the egg, and then you get the egg... to get the chicken out of...
    Fetcher: Hang on, let's go over this again. (unknown)
  • Nick: Poultry in Motion. (unknown)
  • Mr. Tweedy: [being attacked by chickens] Mrs Tweedy! The chickens are revolting!
    Mrs. Tweedy: [not paying attention] Finally something we agree on. (unknown)
  • Rocky: [Presenting himself] You see, I'm a traveller by nature. I did that whole barnyard thing for a while but I couldn't really get into it.
    [to one of the chickens]
    Rocky: Hi, how are you?
    [she swoons and faints, Rocky continues]
    Rocky: Nope! The open road, that's more my style. Yep, just give me a pack on my back and point me where the wind blows. In fact, you know what they call me back home? You're gonna love this: The Lone Free Ranger. (unknown)
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