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Quotes of Cartoons; A Goofy Movie [1995]
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Goofy: You look just like I did at your age.
Max: Please don't say that, Dad. (unknown)
Goofy: I saved the best for last. It's been handed down from Goof to Goof to Goof, and now, it's yours, son.
Max: A stick?
Goofy: No, silly. A fishing pole!
Max: Fishing? We're going fishing?
Goofy: Yup. Just like my dad and me did - two best buddies fishing on Lake Destiny *away from it all*!
Max: I don't want to be *away from it all*, Dad, I like *it all*.
Goofy: Look, Maxie. We're using the same map me and my dad used. We'll take the same route, make the same stops, see the same sights.
Max: But that trip will take weeks, Dad!
Goofy: Exactly! Getting there is half the fun!
Max: Put the map away, Dad. It's not gonna happen.
Goofy: Careful, son! You'll ruin my past... and our future. What the map says... we will follow.
Max: That's very mystical and everything, Dad, but there's seriously this party I have to...
Goofy: Oh, there will be plenty of time for parties when you're older, Maxie. Why, when I was your age, I've never even been invited to a party. Look at me, now!
Max: Great, Dad. (unknown)
Goofy: Came to see if you had any dirty clothes.
Max: There they are. Help yourself.
Goofy: Max, I thought we talked about this.
Max: Sorry, Dad. I'll take care of it later.
Goofy: What's the big rush?
Max: I'm running late.
Goofy: I can drive you to school on my way to work.
Max: Oh, no thanks. I need the exercise. (unknown)
Max#: [singing] She looked right through me, and who can blame her? I need a new me, plus some positive proof that I'm not just a goof. (unknown)
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Max: [referring to electronic equipment] Wow! All this is for us?
Bobby: Mmm... Slurpish.
Max: [taking the equipment] Oh, this is going to be so great, man!
Bobby: [taking it back] Dude, need fundage, bro.
Max: Oh, your fee. Yeah, right here.
[gives him a can of cheese whiz]
Bobby: [shouts] Cheddar! Aah-ooh! Cheddar whizzy! (unknown)
Bobby: [hands Max his can of cheese whiz] Max, here. Guard this with your life, dude. (unknown)
Principle Miss Maples: [dancing with Max] It's not my break, yet.
Bobby: Yeah! Dance with her! Groove with her! (unknown)
Goofy: Goodbye, house. Goodbye, mailbox.
[runs over the fence]
Goofy: Goodbye, pile of broken wood. (unknown)
Goofy: [singing] Me and Max relaxing like the old days...
Max#: [singing] This is worse than dragon breath and acne.
Goofy: [singing] ... in a buddy-buddy kind of mode.
Max#: [singing] I'm so mad, I think I'm may explode!
Goofy: [singing] When I see that highway, I could cry.
Max#: [singing] You know, that's funny. So could I.
Goofy, Max#: [singing] Just being out on the open road. (unknown)
Pete: Small wilderness, dude! Didn't expect to see you here!
Max: Apparently not.
Pete: You're just jealous, man, cos you ain't got the moves!
Max: You can keep the moves, but I wouldn't mind having this R.V. You're so lucky.
Pete: Me? Oh, come on, man! You're the star. Going to the Powerline concert? Oh, it's unbelievable!
Max: Who told you about that?
Pete: Hey, come on! Everybody in town knows about it, Max! You are going to be famous, buddy... especially with Roxanne!
Max: There's only one person who doesn't know about it yet, Peej.
Pete: Who?
Max: My dad. (unknown)
Max: [writing] Dear Roxanne, couldn't sleep, so I thought I'd drop you a line. My dad and I are having a great time. We're only days away from L.A., and I can hardly wait for the big concert!
Goofy: [in his sleep] More "Hi, Dad" soup, please?
Max: [writing] Dear Roxanne, sorry I lied, I'm not really going to the Powerline concert. You may never want to see me again...
[speaking]
Max: Oh, man! I'm dead no matter what I do! (unknown)
Goofy: You really had him fooled, Pete!
Max: Me? You jumped out of your skin!
Goofy: Uh-uh! I was just pretending for your sake!
Max: Oh, right! Sure! (unknown)
Peter Pete: Taking a break from the MTV Generation, eh? I can't say I blame you.
[jumps into the spa]
Peter Pete: People are always putting too much water in these things. (unknown)
Max: Listen, Dad, about my directions... will you just listen to me? I gotta tell you something.
Goofy: Why bother? I'm probably too stupid to understand, anyway, right?
Max: Forget it. (unknown)
Max: Hey, the car!
Goofy: What? Now you want to drive too?
Max: No, Dad! The car! Look!
Goofy: The car? What did you do now, Max?
Max: I didn't do anything, Dad! I only touched it! (unknown)
Goofy: You locked it!
Max: *I* locked it? It's your door! *You* locked it!
Goofy: Well, *you* distracted me! (unknown)
Goofy: You're doing the right thing, Max.
Max: I know, but she'll probably never want to talk to me again.
Goofy: If she doesn't, she's probably not the one for you.
Max: That's what I'm afraid of. (unknown)
Bobby: A little smokage! (unknown)
[Max's stomach growls]
Goofy: Max, was that Bigfoot or your stomach?
Max: Man, I'm STARVING! (unknown)
Max: [sees Goofy loading the car] Goin' somewhere, Pop?
Goofy: Yep!
Max: Cool. Have a good time. If you're gonna be more than a month, drop me a line. (unknown)
[at concert]
Goofy: Let's get you on stage!
Max: Maybe this isn't such a good idea.
[a pair of *very* attractive dancers walk past]
Max: Hmmm, then again... (unknown)
[Goofy pulls the cigarette lighter out of the dashboard to heat soup]
Goofy: It's nice to know this thing's good for somethin'. (unknown)
Goofy: Are you okay, Maxie?
[He slaps his face to wake him up]
Max: What did you say?
Goofy: That's right. A vacation, son! We'll spend some real quality time together.
[hugs him tight against his belly]
Max: [traumatically shocked] I think I'm gonna be sick. (unknown)
[Goofy and Max are trapped by Bigfoot in their car, and it is about Max's suppertime. They are waiting for his soup to warm up, and Goofy starts chuckling with his mouth closed]
Max: What's so funny?
Goofy: "Hi Dad" soup.
Max: Huh?
Goofy: Don't tell me you don't remember "Hi Dad" soup? Oh, come on. Sure you do. You used to spell things out using the letters. Like, uh, "Hi Dad", or "Maxie" ,or -...
Max: "Ambidextrous"?
Goofy: Yeah, that's - - Huh? Naaa, little words, like, uh -...
Max: "Hasta la vista"?
Goofy: Like "bye-bye".
Max: Or "I pledge allegiance"-...
Goofy: A-hyuk, or "I love you."
[They suddenly get a shock of sadness, then turn to face at the windshield]
Max: [happy again] Is it, uh, is it soup yet?
Goofy: Oh, oh. I almost forgot.
[Punches holes on can with buck teeth] (unknown)
Goofy: [talking to Principle Mazur on the phone] Hello.
Principal Mazur: Yes, Mr. Goof. This is Principal Mazur. I'm calling in regard to your son, Maximillian.
Goofy: Max? Oh, my gosh! Is he hurt?
Principal Mazur: No, Mr. Goof. He's in trouble!
Goofy: Trouble? What kind of trouble?
Principal Mazur: Dressed like a gang member...
Goofy: Gang member?
Principal Mazur: ...your son caused the entire student body to break into a riotous frenzy!
Goofy: Riot? It couldn't be my...
Principal Mazur: If I were you, Mr. Goof, I'd seriously re-evaluate the way you're raising your child before he ends up in the *electric chair*!
Goofy: [getting traumatically shocked] The electric chair? (unknown)
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Cartoons; A Goofy Movie [1995] | [2]
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