Goofy: Hey, Maxie. Let's play a game. You think of someone and I'll try to guess who it is. Man or woman?
Max: Aw, man.
Goofy: Man? Hmm... That's a toughy... let's see... Walt Disney!
Max: Right.
Goofy: Boy, I'm good at this! Now I'll think of one. (unknown)
Max: Why are you doing this to me, Dad?
Goofy: 'Cause, I don't want you to end up in the electric chair. (unknown)
Goofy: I think the only thing to do now is to get you up on stage with this Power Line feller.
Max: Really?
Goofy: You just leave that up to me.
Max: No, that's okay.
Goofy: Why do you always think I'm going to lead you into some kind of calamity?
Max: Uh, d-d-d-dad?
Goofy: What is it, Max?
Max: Look!
[Max turns Goofy around; he sees that they are headed to a waterfall]
Goofy: Hyuk, a waterfall.
[alarmed]
Goofy: A waterfall? (unknown)
Bobby: Max, look, it's the Leaning Tower of Cheesa! (unknown)
Goofy: I was only trying to take my boy fishing, okay?
Max: I'm NOT your little boy anymore, Dad, I'm grown up. I've got my own life now!
Goofy: I know that! I just wanted to be part of it. You're my son, Max, no matter how big you get you'll always be my son. (unknown)
[Goofy and Max's car has fallen into a raging river and they fall in after it]
Max: Now, look where you got us, Dad!
Goofy: Where *I* got us?
Max: You should've let me stay at home!
Goofy: Why? So you'd end up in prison?
Max: Prison? What're you talking about!
Goofy: Your principal called me.
Max: It's not what you think, Dad!
Goofy: You even lied to me.
Max: I had to! You were ruining my life!
Goofy: I was just trying to take my boy fishin', okay?
Max: I'm not your little boy anymore, Dad! I've grown up! I've got my own life now!
Goofy: I know that! I just wanted to be part of it.
[the river stops raging and moves more slowly and calmly; Goofy, too, then calms down]
Goofy: You're my son, Max. No matter how big you get, you'll always be my son. (unknown)
Max: You should've let me stay at home!
Goofy: So you'd end up in prison?
Max: What do you mean?
Goofy: Your principal called me.
Max: It's not what you think it is!
Goofy: You even lied to me.
Max: I had to! You were ruining my life!
Goofy: I was only tryin' to take my boy fishin', okay?
Max: I'm not your little boy anymore, Dad! I've grown up now! I've got my own life!
Goofy: I know that. I just want to be part of it. You're my son, Max. No matter how old you get, you'll always be my son. (unknown)
[last lines]
Max: Roxanne, I'd like you to meet my dad.
Goofy: [taking Roxanne's hand] Enchantée, mademoiselle.
[he kisses her hand] (unknown)
Pete: If you keep 'em under your thumb, they'll never end up in the gutter. (unknown)
Goofy: Come on, Maxie, let's get this show on the road!
Max: Um, just a minute you... Party... Animal... You! (unknown)
[the car is rolling down a hill]
Max: You should've put the brake on!
Goofy: Why didn't you just put it on yourself?
[Pulls brake lever, which breaks off]
Max: See? You ruin everything.
Goofy: Well, you ruined the vacation!
Max: I never... Wanted to go... On this stupid... VACATION! (unknown)
[Goofy enters Max's room]
Goofy: Mornin', son!
Max: [in his underwear] Dad!
Goofy: Whoops. I forgot.
[exits, knocks then re-enters]
Goofy: Mornin', son! (unknown)
Max: [singing] I've got less than an hour and when this is ended, I'll either be famous...
Principal Mazur: [singing] ... Or you'll be suspended! (unknown)
Max: [at the top of his rage] Arrrgh! This is the *stupidest* vacation! You drag me from home, jam me into this dumb car, drive me a million miles away to see some stupid rat show!
[calms down]
Max: Call me when the trip's over. (unknown)
Pete: Since we're all being palsy-walsy, how about letting me hook up the RV?
Goofy: Well...
Pete: Oh, it's just a tiny little extension cord, you won't even notice it.
Goofy: Oh, okay.
Pete: Great. P.J.!
[P.J. comes hauling a huge extension cord]
Pete: Hey, Goof, why don't you order us a pizza? This could take a while. (unknown)
Roxanne: Have a great time at the concert, Max. I'll see you on TV.
Max: [to himself] I'm in deep sludge. (unknown)
Pete: I heard the little mutant telling PJ that he switched the map. (unknown)
[Goofy and Pete settle into a hot tub at a motel]
Peter Pete: So, uh, you and your son seem to be getting along just hunky-dorey, huh?
Goofy: Yeah, it's been great. You know, it's funny, but none of your techniques worked for me. The harder I tried the worse it got. Once I eased up, things just clicked.
Peter Pete: Oh, that's swell. So, uh, no problems then, huh?
Goofy: Not a one.
Peter Pete: [sighs] I... I just hate to be the bearer of bad news, but, uh...
Goofy: What is it, Pete?
Peter Pete: Your kid's dupin' ya.
Goofy: What do you mean?
Peter Pete: Well, I heard the little mutant telling PJ that he changed the map so... you're headin' straight to L.A., pal.
Goofy: [shocked] What?
Peter Pete: Oh, you tried, Goof. He's just a bad kid, that's all.
Goofy: I don't believe you.
Peter Pete: What?
Goofy: I don't believe you, Pete.
Peter Pete: Well, hey, don't take my word for it. Check your map.
Goofy: I don't need to check the map. I trust my son.
[Goofy climbs out of the tub]
Goofy: You know, maybe Max isn't all the things that you think a son should be, but... he loves me.
Peter Pete: Hey, *my* son *respects* me.
Goofy: Yeah...
[Goofy leaves]
Peter Pete: [calling after him] Check the map, Goof... (unknown)
[while driving, Goofy gets mad. Max smiles nervously]
Max: How about a song, Dad?
[Goofy gets madder]
Max: A game? A game! Yeah, yeah, a game. Okay. Uh, man or woman?
[Goofy just gets still madder]
Max: Man? Man! Okay. Uh, Walt Disney! (unknown)
Max#: [singing] Roxanne, please don't forget me. I will return someday. Though I might be in traction when I do! (unknown)
Max#: [singing] The old man drives like such a klutz that I'm about to hurl my guts directly upon the open road. (unknown)
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