Bob Hope /Leslie Townes Hope/ quotes was a British-born American comedian and actor who appeared in vaudeville, on Broadway, and in radio, television and movies Born: 05/29/1903 Died: 07/27/2003 Country: usa

• Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued. (Bob Hope)
• When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -- not the great occasions -- that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness. (Bob Hope) [past/find/give/happiness]
• The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. (Bob Hope) [thing/israel]
• The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. [About Russia] (Bob Hope)
• Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. (Bob Hope) [age/age]
• A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. (Bob Hope) [willpower/money]
• A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. (Bob Hope) [love]
• A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? (Bob Hope)
• Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong. (Bob Hope) [crime]
• I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. (Bob Hope) [benefits]
• I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap. (Bob Hope) [time]
• I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. (Bob Hope) [bathroom]
• I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. (Bob Hope) [people]
• I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful. (Bob Hope) [tears]
• I have too much money invested in sweaters. (Bob Hope) [money]
• I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar! (Bob Hope)
• I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. (Bob Hope) [love/money]
• I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there. (Bob Hope) [right/time]
• If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it. (Bob Hope)
• If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. (Bob Hope) [charity]
• If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. (Bob Hope) [watch/golf]
• People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. (Bob Hope) [people]
• She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction. (Bob Hope) [help/direction]
• The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off. (Bob Hope) [news/bad/news]
• The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. (Bob Hope)
• They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. (Bob Hope)
• When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. (Bob Hope)
• When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in. (Bob Hope) [parents]
• When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness. (Bob Hope) [past/find/give/happiness]
• You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. (Bob Hope) [more]
• You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it. (Bob Hope) [take/time]

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