Andy Dick quotes His role as Matthew Brock on NBC ensemble sitcom NewsRadio Born: 12/21/1965 Country: usa

• I don't like my body, it's oddly-proportioned. I'd like to be, like, dumpy. (Andy Dick) [soul & body]
• I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God. (Andy Dick) [god/dialogue/dialogue/god]
• I never really worked with Chris Farley, I hung out with him, but I had plans... I had big plans... movies... and I was in no hurry. (Andy Dick)
• Now I try to make efforts, you know, I'm just, the best effort I can do is just stay sober myself. I can at least do that. (Andy Dick)
• I'm really ultra-affected by things... I feel things deeper, and I cry at the drop of a hat, and offended and sensitive and I'm almost paranoid very easily, and that's who I am. (Andy Dick)
• The new movie I'm working on right now is very autobiographical. It's about a television actor who drinks too much and gets blackballed from the industry, and then he decides to break back in by directing his own movie (Andy Dick) [movie/right/television/movie]
• I don't even remember what I did in that movie, because I did it so long ago, ... I think I'm a crazy bunny ... or a lizard. Maybe even a beaver. I don't know. With those animated movies, you do the voice and then three years later, you finally see your character and you're like, 'Oh yeah, I forgot I even did that.' (Andy Dick) [remember/movie/think/crazy]
• Maybe it's just because it's so damn cold there, ... You find humor in everything, 'cause the climate's so harsh, you have to laugh at it. (Andy Dick) [cold/find]
• The best advice he ever gave me was to keep it real, keep it simple, ... He was a big believer in not having to spell every joke out. You shouldn't have to explain it. (Andy Dick) [joke]
• It felt good because they've murdered us for the last two years. (Andy Dick)
• At times it was difficult, funny, cathartic and also very easy to make because, you know, I just know the subject matter really well. (Andy Dick) [matter]
• It's being edited as we speak. I think it might come out in the winter. (Andy Dick) [being/speak/think]
• The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else. (Andy Dick) [internet/find/find]
• In the front of the boat, you look at it as you have basically two things you have to do. (Andy Dick) [look]
• I do a lot of research. (Andy Dick)
• Weather is always going to be a problem. It's probably an athletic director's worst nightmare. You set schedules in stone a year before and hope everything goes well. (Andy Dick) [forecasters/problem]
• Weather's not an issue when you have that kind of field. (Andy Dick)
• We're spending the money the district approved four years ago. I have not enough fields and too many teams. (Andy Dick) [money]
• An artificial field would be a godsend to some schools. (Andy Dick)
• You're paired with a pro, but it's two different divisions, ... There's a pro division and an amateur division. You're just on the pro's boat. (Andy Dick) [professionals]
• Also, you can get the type of bait you should use depending on the time of year. Colder is better for smallmouth [bass], and warmer is better for largemouth. Smallmouth will swim deeper in the summer, and largemouth swim shallower. The science of fishing is getting some knowledge about the place, then setting up my rods accordingly -- crank bait, spinner bait, worms, etc. (Andy Dick) [type/time/willpower/science]
• Hoodwinked: The True Story of Red Riding Hood (Andy Dick)
• The only issue is there is not a big group of officials available early in the day. I think all schools would like to try to go to afternoon games at some point, but with the availability of officials, it probably won't happen. (Andy Dick) [group/day/think/point]
• Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic. (Andy Dick)
• Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it. (Andy Dick)
• I believed in God my whole life. (Andy Dick)
• I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann. (Andy Dick)
• I had no blood relatives till I made some. (Andy Dick)
• I was a bad boy as a child. (Andy Dick)
• My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything. (Andy Dick)
• Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual! (Andy Dick)

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