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Quotes of Aiii [2000] Movie: Ali G

  • Ali G:
    I has rights, you have rights, even animals... has rights

  • [On Dangerous Drugs]



    Ali G:
    Which drugs is class A?



    Professor:
    Class A are mainly the heroin and cocaine types of drugs.



    Ali G:
    Does class A guarantee that they is better quality?



    Professor:
    [annoyed] No. Nothing to do with quality, you can have absolute crap.



    Ali G:
    For real, which is the acid that actually make you fly?



    Professor:
    No acid makes you fly but can make you think you fly.



    Ali G:
    Cuz me mate Dave said said he took this type and he flew all around the room and his mum told him to get some ciggies from the shop, and he flew there down Egham street and flew back and he was back in five seconds or whatever but he'd forgotten the ciggies.



    Professor:
    Well, there's the answer, isn't it? you think you can fly but your feet never leave the ground, and if you're not careful you may trip up and hurt yourself.

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