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Prince Colwyn: The forest is not safe. You best travel with us.
Ergo: Me travel with you? Do you know who I am?
Prince Colwyn: No.
Ergo: I am Ergo the magnificent. Short in stature, tall in power, narrow of purpose and wide of vision. And I do not travel with peasants and beggars. Goodbye! (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
Princess Lyssa: My father says that good fighters make bad husbands.
Prince Colwyn: Well, that depends.
Princess Lyssa: On what?
Prince Colwyn: On whether you expect a husband to follow you around. Jump every time you clap your hands.
Princess Lyssa: Wouldn't you jump for me? No of course not. You're a warrior. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
Prince Colwyn: The reward is freedom... and fame!
Torquil: Freedom? We have it! And fame? Nah. It's an empty purse. Count it, go broke. Eat it, go hungry. Seek it, go mad! (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
Ergo: If I had my wish I'd be out of this gloomy place right away. If I really had my wish I'd be sitting on top of a gooseberry pie as big as a mountain. No, that's a bit greedy. I'll settle for one as big as a house.
Titch: I'd wish for a puppy.
Ergo: Only one puppy? If you're wishing why not wish for a hundred?
Titch: Only want one.
Ergo: Well that's a foolish wish. And you Rell, what would you wish for?
Rell the Cyclops: Ignorance. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
Ergo: My name is no jest, beanpole. It's all very well to have a short name when you're twenty feet tall, but small people need large names to give them weight.
Rell the Cyclops: Your actions give you weight, my friend. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
Ergo: There was a difference of opinion concerning a gooseberry pie. The man left it sitting on his windowsill. What did he expect?
Prince Colwyn: Perhaps he expected to eat it. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
| Ynyr: There are kingly virtues other than bravery. Courtesy is one of them. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
| Ynyr: We all risk our lives on this journey. My risk is no greater than yours. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
Turold: From this day, my kingdom is no more.
Eirig: Nor mine.
Turold: A single kingdom under our children.
Eirig: Agreed. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
Eirig: We sent to you for help.
Turold: None came.
Eirig: Twenty men were dispatched to you.
Turold: We lost three hundred getting here.
Eirig: I didn't choose this marriage, Turold.
Turold: Nor did I Eirig.
Prince Colwyn: I chose it. Your daughter chose it. It'll be done.
Eirig: Can you lead this army with mine against the slayers?
Prince Colwyn: Whatever army I have I'll lead against them. Till I've won, or am dead. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
Ynyr: The beast has many weapons. This was one of them. A changeling.
[Looks at Rell]
Ynyr: How did you know?
Rell the Cyclops: I found the seer's body in the quicksand.
Prince Colwyn: He gave his life for us.
Titch: He was my only family.
Prince Colwyn: We're your family now. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
| Ergo: He marches us towards a solid face of rock. The man has raisins in his braincase. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
Ynyr: We three will go on. The rest will remain here.
Ergo: We four will go on. I'm not staying behind with these criminals. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
Seer: The temple is at the center of the swamp where three trees grow as one.
Prince Colwyn: How can anything grow in that place? It smells of death.
Ynyr: Death and power are close cousins.
Torquil: I don't think I like your relatives, old man. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
[Colwyn and Ergo meet Torquil and his gang for the first time]
Ergo: Robbers.
Prince Colwyn: They're men. We don't know yet whether they're robbers.
Ergo: Faces that ugly could only belong to robbers. Don't worry, I'll turn them all into pigs. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
[Ynyr leaves to go see The Widow of the Web]
Ynyr: From here, I go on alone.
Prince Colwyn: I'm going with you.
Ynyr: No. If two approach, she would certainly kill both. Alone, I may have a chance.
Torquil: Each to his fate, Colwyn.
Ynyr: Yes... Yes, each to his fate. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
Ynyr: I cannot stop the sand.
Lyssa Widow of the Web: You cannot stop time. Go now. Save the other Lyssa. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
Lyssa Widow of the Web: These are the sands of my life. Accept them and the spider will have no power to harm you. But your own life runs out with the sand.
Ynyr: But what about your life?
Lyssa Widow of the Web: I give it to the girl who bears my name. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
[Slayers are attacking the castle]
Prince Colwyn: The slayers.
Turold: Arm yourselves.
Princess Lyssa: We'll fight together.
Prince Colwyn: No. Is there a safe way out of the castle?
Eirig: An underground passage.
[Lyssa hugs her father]
Eirig: Go! (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
[Colwyn and Lyssa are trying to escape from the slayers]
Princess Lyssa: My place is with you.
Prince Colwyn: Do you love me?
Princess Lyssa: Of course I love you.
Prince Colwyn: Then go.
[they kiss]
Princess Lyssa: Colwyn, hurry back to me. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
[Colwyn and Lyssa meet for the first time]
Princess Lyssa: I've chosen well.
Prince Colwyn: So have I. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
Prince Colwyn: Lyssa!
Ynyr: She's alive.
Prince Colwyn: Where?
Ynyr: Stay still.
Prince Colwyn: Where?
Ynyr: For now, beyond your reach. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
[Ynyr has fixed Colwyn's wounds and starts to leave]
Prince Colwyn: Lyssa?
Ynyr: They will hold her in the Black Fortress.
Prince Colwyn: Can you lead me to it?
Ynyr: You must have help.
Prince Colwyn: I'll find men on the way. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
| Ergo: Where are my papers? Blast, I must really get organized one of these days. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
Ynyr: Well, I too was young once. I too loved as you do. But your love will be luckier than mine. What I told you was that I knew how to find the fortress and that is by seeking the vision of the blind emerald seer.
Prince Colwyn: But his place isn't known either.
Ynyr: It is known to me. It is a day's journey from here. Come. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
Prince Colwyn: Who are you?
Ynyr: I am Ynyr.
Prince Colwyn: The old one?
Ynyr: Well, not as old as all that.
Prince Colwyn: You've come down from the Granite Mountains?
Ynyr: Yes. I'm needed now. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
Torquil: I don't kill men without good reason.
Prince Colwyn: Nor do I. And be thankful for it. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
Torquil: Silence! You're surrounded by a hundred men.
Prince Colwyn: A hundred is not enough.
Torquil: Well what have we here? A fighter?
Prince Colwyn: Besides you're short by about ninety men. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
Ergo: Got any sugarballs?
Titch: No.
Ergo: Gumdrops?
Titch: No.
Ergo: What kind of boy are you? Boys always have candy. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
Ergo: Rell, I'll ride with you.
Rell the Cyclops: I have to stay here, my friend.
[they shake hands]
Ergo: We had no time. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
Prince Colwyn: You've been with us for a long way now.
Rell the Cyclops: Since the beginning. When I learned that the old one had come down, I knew that the time had come.
Prince Colwyn: Join us then. All men need company.
Rell the Cyclops: Yes, all men.
[they shake hands] (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
Ergo: You are his queen?
Princess Lyssa: Yes.
Ergo: Then we've won.
Princess Lyssa: Yes.
Ergo: Oh boy, I should have stuck to puppies. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
Prince Colwyn: Would you follow a king to the black fortress?
Torquil: Now I know you're a lunatic. I wouldn't follow me own father to the black fortress. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
Titch: We're in sight of the trees, brother.
Seer: He who seeks the knowledge must lead me. No one else may approach. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
Kegan: Well.
Merith: Well what?
Kegan: Who's the girl now?
Merith: Her village burned down, she had nowhere to go do I took her in.
[Kegan stares at the girl]
Merith: Look at her again and I'll throw her out.
Kegan: Merrith, oh my sweet, she doesn't hold a candle to you. She's not even pretty.
Merith: Yeah.
Kegan: Now look petal, faithful is my middle name. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
Velta: You must eat something.
Prince Colwyn: I'm not hungry.
Velta: Please. For me?
[Colwyn accepts]
Prince Colwyn: Thank you. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
Velta: Let me comfort you.
Prince Colwyn: I can't accept comfort when she has none.
Velta: You'll not then?
Prince Colwyn: I cannot.
[Velta blinks her eyes and reveals that she's a changling]
Velta: My master says make him betray her. If not, then kill him. Yes, he is my master. These talons were a heartbeat away from your throat. I could've killed you in an instant... but in the hour that I knew you, I loved you. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
Prince Colwyn: Now we have no way to find the fortress.
Ynyr: There is one who might help.
Prince Colwyn: Who?
Ynyr: The Widow of the Web.
Torquil: That creature helps no one. For none who go there return.
Ynyr: She has great powers.
Torquil: Yeah, to kill.
Ynyr: She may not kill me. For I know her name.
Torquil: Her name is death.
Ynyr: She had another name once. An ancient and powerful name.
[Torquil has a look of disbelief and this gets Ynyr mad]
Ynyr: We all risk our lives on this journey. My risk is no greater than yours. I must try. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
Ynyr: Do not use it until you need it.
Prince Colwyn: How will I know when?
Ynyr: You'll know. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
| Ynyr: In the fortress you will need more than men and swords. You will need the power of the glave. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
Prince Colwyn: The glave is nothing but an ancient symbol. It doesn't really exist.
Ynyr: It exists. Up there in a cave on the highest peak. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
Ynyr: Lyssa? Lyssa?
Lyssa Widow of the Web: Who speaks that name?
Ynyr: It is I, Ynyr.
Lyssa Widow of the Web: [Lyssa turns her hourglass upsidedown] I give you this time. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
Ergo: You are no great chooser of roads, old man.
Ynyr: This way will save us half a day's travel. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
Ergo: Wait! Wait for me. I've just remembered, I have urgent business in this direction.
Prince Colwyn: What business?
Ergo: Staying alive. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
| Rhun: Rocks in our pockets and gravestones above our heads is all we'll get from this journey. (Movie: Krull [1983]) | |
Landlady: So you're on their side?
The Beast: Don't get me wrong! I only want to kill you, or be killed by you. (Movie: Kung fu [2004]) | |
Sing's Sidekick: You gave him your life savings?
Sing: Yes. I was saving to become a doctor or lawyer... but this was a chance for world peace. (Movie: Kung fu [2004]) | |
Sing: I realized then that good guys never win. I want to be bad. I want to be the killer!
Sing's Sidekick: [looks up] Ice cream!
[leaves]
Sing: Where?
[follows] (Movie: Kung fu [2004]) | |
Sing: [to ice cream vendor looking at him strangely] What're you looking at? Never seen an ice cream thief before?
[runs away without paying, laughing maniacally] (Movie: Kung fu [2004]) | |
Sing's Sidekick: Memories can be painful. To forget may be a blessing!
Sing: I never knew you were so deep. (Movie: Kung fu [2004]) | |
Barber: Why don't you train us to be top fighters... and we'll avenge them!
Landlady: Becoming a top fighter takes time, unless you're a natural-born kung-fu genius, and they're 1 in a million.
Barber: [Does martial arts routine] It's obvious I'm the one.
Landlady: [immediately punches him in the face] Don't think so. (Movie: Kung fu [2004]) | |
The Beast: What is the name of your technique?
Sing: You wanna learn? I will teach you! (Movie: Kung fu [2004]) | |
Landlady: How come you became righteous? Have you anything to say?
[sing draws a stick of candy on the ground with his blood]
Landlady: I don't recognize this character. What are you trying to say? (Movie: Kung fu [2004]) | |
Donut: [in English] What are you prepared to do?
Landlord: We can't understand what you're saying! (Movie: Kung fu [2004]) | |
Landlord: [commenting on Sing's newfound abilities] If he studies hard, he could be a doctor or a lawyer.
Landlady: More likely a stuntman. (Movie: Kung fu [2004]) | |
Sing: Fatwoman, you're in charge here, right?
Landlady: [takes her shoe off, slaps Sing with it] Fatwoman, my ass!
Sing: I'm with the Axe Gang!
Landlady: [slaps him] Axe Gang, my ass!
Sing: Boss!
Landlady: [slaps him] Boss, my ass!
Sing: You have to pay our medical bills!
Landlady: Bills, my ass!
Sing: We're on the same side!
Landlady: Same side, my ass!
Sing: A snake!
Landlady: Snake, my ass! (Movie: Kung fu [2004]) | |
Sing: All right. Now, we will sneak attack and take out that old lady.
[throws knife, knife richchets off overhang and gets Sing in his right shoulder]
Sing: Erg... Well, I'll let you try one.
[stands beside sidekick]
Sing's Sidekick: [takes knife, accidentally throws backwards, gets Sing's left shoulder]
Sing: Ack!
[stands beside sidekick]
Sing: Look, just take the knife, aim carefully, and throw.
Sing's Sidekick: [takes knife, winds back to his right, kinfe sticks Sing in his left arm, handle flys off at Landlady]
Landlady: Who threw a handle?
Sing: Quick! Take this cage of snakes and throw it at her. The snakes will all bite, and our problem will be solved.
Sing's Sidekick: [takes cage, winds back over his head, snakes fall out the back of the cage all over Sing]
Sing: You idiot! Now what am I supposed to do?
Sing's Sidekick: Try whistling. I've heard that helps.
Sing: [whistes, two snakes bite him on his lips] (Movie: Kung fu [2004]) | |
[the Soccer boy accidentally kicks his ball to Sing, who does a number of tricks with one foot]
Soccer Boy: Wow, can you teach me that?
Sing: Sure, lesson ONE!
[pops the ball, the little boy starts crying] (Movie: Kung fu [2004]) | |
Sing: [after noticing the Two Harpists carrying their covered-up harp on their back]
Sing: They look like two gravediggers taking one of their customers for a walk. (Movie: Kung fu [2004]) | |
Po: Careful, that soup is - sharp!
[serving a noodle bowl to a customer into which he accidentally pitched a throwing star] (Movie: Kung Fu Panda [2008]) | |
Tai Lung: You... you're just a big... fat... panda!
Po: I'm not a big fat panda. I'm *the* big fat panda. (Movie: Kung Fu Panda [2008]) | |
Tai Lung: The Wuxi finger hold!
Po: Oh, you know this hold?
Tai Lung: You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that.
Po: Nope. I figured it out. Skadoosh! (Movie: Kung Fu Panda [2008]) | |
| Oogway: Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present. (Movie: Kung Fu Panda [2008]) | |
Tigress: It is said that the Dragon Warrior can go for months without eating, surviving on the dew of a single ginko leaf and the energy of the universe.
Po: Then I guess my body doesn't know I'm the Dragon Warrior yet. It's gonna take a lot more than dew, and, uh, universe juice. (Movie: Kung Fu Panda [2008]) | |
[as Po bounces down the palace steps]
Tigress: If he's smart, he won't come back up those steps.
Monkey: But he will.
Viper: He's not gonna quit is he?
Mantis: He's not gonna quit bouncing, I'll tell you that. (Movie: Kung Fu Panda [2008]) | |
Tigress: You would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who knows kung fu.
Crane: Or be able to touch his toes.
Monkey: Or see his toes. (Movie: Kung Fu Panda [2008]) | |
| Po: The Furious Five! You look a lot bigger than your action figures! Except you, Mantis. You're about the same. (Movie: Kung Fu Panda [2008]) | |
Viper: Are you ready?
Po: I was born read...
[Viper attacks, Po is flung and lands on his head]
Viper: I'm sorry, Brother! I thought you said you were ready.
Po: That was awesome! Let's go again! (Movie: Kung Fu Panda [2008]) | |
Mantis: I'm sorry. It's just so hard to find the nerve centers under all this...
Po: Fat?
Mantis: Fur. I was gonna say fur. (Movie: Kung Fu Panda [2008]) | |
Oogway: [walking towards Po] Ah! It seems that you have found the peach tree of wisdom!
Po: [Po turns around with a lot of peaches stuffed in his mouth] Oh! Is that what this is? I'm so sorry! I just thought it was a regular peach tree! (Movie: Kung Fu Panda [2008]) | |
Shifu: But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power? To become the Dragon Warrior?
Oogway: I don't know. (Movie: Kung Fu Panda [2008]) | |
Po: No! The Legendary Urn of Whispering Warriors; said to contain the souls of the entire Tenshu Army!
[pauses before whispering]
Po: Hello?
Shifu: Have you finished sight-seeing?
Po: [gasp] Sorry, I should've come to see you first.
Shifu: My patience is wearing thin.
Po: Oh, well it's not like you were going anywhere. (Movie: Kung Fu Panda [2008]) | |
Shifu: Our only hope is the Dragon Warrior.
Tigress: The panda?
Shifu: Yes, the panda!
Tigress: Master, please!
[pushes chair out]
Tigress: Let us stop Tai Lung, this is what you've trained us for!
Shifu: No! It is not your destiny to defeat Tai Lung, it is his!
[points at Po, then realizes he's not there]
Shifu: Where'd he go? (Movie: Kung Fu Panda [2008]) | |
Shifu: When you focus on kung fu, when you concentrate, you stink.
[Po frowns]
Shifu: But perhaps that is my fault. I cannot train you the way I have trained the Five. I now see that the way to get through to you is with this.
[pulls out a bowl of dumplings]
Po: Oh great, 'cause I am hungry!
Shifu: [laughs] Good. When you have been trained, you may eat. Let's begin. (Movie: Kung Fu Panda [2008]) | |
Shifu: You cannot leave! A real warrior never quits!
Po: Watch me!
[tries to run around Shifu]
Po: Come on! How am I supposed to beat Tai Lung? I can't even beat you to the stairs!
Shifu: You will beat him because you are the Dragon Warrior!
[pokes Po in his stomach]
Po: You don't believe that!
[Shifu swipes at his hand with Oogway's stick]
Po: You never believed that! From the first moment I got here, you've been trying to get rid of me!
[Shifu knocks him to the ground]
Shifu: Yes! I was! But now I ask you to trust in your master as I have come to trust in mine.
Po: You're not my master. And I'm not the Dragon Warrior.
Shifu: Then why didn't you quit? You knew I was trying to get rid of you, yet you stayed!
Po: Yeah, I stayed. I stayed because everytime you threw a brick at my head or said I smelled; it hurt, but it could never hurt more than everyday of my life just being me. I stayed because I thought if anyone can change me, can make me not me, it was you! The greatest kung fu teacher in all of China!
Shifu: I can change you! I can turn you into the Dragon Warrior! And I will!
Po: Come on! Tai Lung is on his way here right now! And even if it takes him a hundred years to get here, how are *you* gonna change *this* into the Dragon Warrior? Huh? How? How? How!
Shifu: I don't know!
[sighs]
Shifu: I don't know.
Po: [sighs and frowns sadly] That's what I thought. (Movie: Kung Fu Panda [2008]) | |
Tigress: This is just a big joke to you.
[Po makes weird face and Tigress goes to slap him with claws]
Mantis: Wait, wait, my fault! I tweaked his facial nerves! And may have also stopped his heart. (Movie: Kung Fu Panda [2008]) | |
| Po: [looking around at the historical artifacts in the palace] Wow! I've only seen paintings of that painting! (Movie: Kung Fu Panda [2008]) | |
Master Betty: I have been called bad before. Many have said I do things that are not correct to do. I don't believe in talk such as this. I am nice man, with happy feelings. All of the time. First, a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?
[pause]
Master Betty: My ass. Nyah, haha, haha, haha, ENOUGH. (Movie: Kung Pow: Enter the Fist [2002]) | |
Ling: But Chosen One, I'd like to help you, but I, I, I, I, I , I, I just can't. I won't! WEE-OOH, WEE-OOH!
Chosen One: He wasn't at the restaurant, do you know where he is?
Ling: No, I won't tell. Stay, stay and live, live a life with me. WEE-OOH!
Chosen One: Look Ling, those curly Qs in your hair make me so hot I can't think straight!
Ling: You'll never make it. Never make it. Never make it. Never make it, never. Don't you see you can't make it?
[Chosen One grabs her shoulders and is clearly yelling]
Chosen One: [calmly] I implore you to reconsider.
Ling: Hmmmmm, OK. (Movie: Kung Pow: Enter the Fist [2002]) | |
Master Tang: [Master Tang walking and singing] Hmm, chicken go cluck-cluck, cow go moo. Piggy go oink-oink, how bout you? Wanna be an animal just like you.
[breaks off and looks around]
Henchman: [in bushes] Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
Master Betty: Mmm, I'm just a birdie, too!
Master Tang: [resumes singing] Lemur go pff-pff, Ostrich go baah. Koala go
Master Tang: [makes clicking noises]
Master Tang: [spins to face Betty] (Movie: Kung Pow: Enter the Fist [2002]) | |
Chosen One: I... will... not... be stopped... by a tiny little net.
[film starts running in reverse]
Chosen One: Just reverse the capture method, and yeah! (Movie: Kung Pow: Enter the Fist [2002]) | |
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